Name:
Andrew

Age:
Old Enough

Height:
Not too tall, and Not too short

Gender:
Wait... Let Me check... *looks down*... Male

Eye Color:
Light Brown

Hair Color:
Dark Brown... The type of brown that cannot be seen unless it is hit by the Sun... or in a bright Sunny Day

Favorite Color:
Black, Brown or Dark Blue... Lucky Colors XP

Favorite Anime Series:
Gundam, Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, .hack//, Claymore, Code Geass and many more but cant be bothered to state it... this should be sufficient

Hobby:
Lazying around, reading fanfics, sleeping, eating, did i mention lazying around?

Other Info:
Easy going kinda guy... Really lazy... But can be active if I get really motivated or if someone (the right person) tells me too... Yeah, loyal too friends and wont act to violence... Too lazy for violence... I like pretty much any music that sounds catchy and if im in the mood for it... Like one minute I would listen too rock, the other hip hop etc...

My life quote is: "Don't Worry Be Happy" *TING* ~ That's pretty much it... Cant be bothered too listen too any other life quotes

Books that I read... Phft yeah... The only books i read are text books from school and that's because I was forced... rather sleep than school

Something You Should Know:
I am very impatient when I want to be... Usually when I got something new I want to try it straight away... same goes to fanfics... If I wrote something new, I just wanted to post it and see the results... Yup, very impatient!

Things that I dislike:
1. Annoying people
2. People who spam just for the fuck of it
3. Bothersome things

~ Fanfic Things ~

Favorite Pairings:
Mostly just Naruto x Harem... like massive ones...

Favorite Character:Naruto... but he has to be Godly strong... yeah

Stories I am Planning to write in the Near Future (If I have time): Both are Naruto fics...

1. Shinigami's Right Hand - Naruto comes from a clan (Uzumaki) that have served the as Shinigami Kings right hand for many millenniums, the clan once said that only the most promising of the bunch may receive the gift of the Devil (not Zanpakutou) and only one person in the entire clan has received this gift, The Rikudou Sennin, and now, its Naruto's turn. With this newly acquired powers, Naruto would destroy those who have done him and his loved ones wrong and shall be the world's first, Semi-Mortal Demon (Havent thought of a good title sooo go with me on this one)

This is what the 'Gift' will look like:

2. Warrior Knight of Darkness - Naruto comes from a clan (Namikaze) full of warriors to the highest caliber and have been known around the Nation as the clan of "Gods Hand". The clan though were wiped out by the combine forces of the all the Hidden Villages as they feared the clans power and the clan has no intentions of joining any of the villages. There is only one sole survivor of the clan and that is Namikaze Minato though the arts of the clan has been lost. When Naruto was about to be born, The Gods have sent the Kyuubi, their most loyal general, to make contact to the boy so that the Kyuubi may transfer his memories of the Clan to Naruto for the Kyuubi is one of the Guardians of the clan just like the other Bijuus but his actions was mistaken as an attack by the village. The Kyuubi, thinking that he could easily teach Naruto about the clan through being sealed, let the Yondaime seal it within Naruto. For a few years the Kyuubi lay dormant withing Naruto, waiting for the perfect moment when he would reveal himself as his guardian and the cause of his pain, and that is during Naruto's yearly beating, at the age of seven. The Kyuubi will train and raise Naruto to become something even greater than his ancestors, something that would make the gods themselves shake in fear.

What the warriors will look like (Naruto would be the only male and the females will look the same, only different lense's):

3. Weapon of Mass Destruction - During a beating, Naruto stumble across and ancient laboratory where highly advance weaponry such as Laser Swords, Laser Beams, Missile Launcher and other weapons. He kept them a secret from everyone and plays the fool that is until the Chunin Exams, where he shall unleash the full might of these weapons towards the unexpected enemies' that is Suna and Oto. He will be known throughout the Nations as the Ninja with BIG ASS GUN!... (That's not going to be his Bingo Book Name)

This is a story where Naruto would gain the weapons from Gundams... only weapons from Gundam Seed and 00... cause thats the ones that I am most familiar.

4. Ancient Summoner - Naruto, during the second part of the Chunin Exams, found a cave and inside, he finds a summoning contract to genetically modified Dinosaurs. With that contract, he shall create his own village, a village where everyone is accepted and none should be ashamed of being themselves... he would lead the Village Hidden WITH the Dinosaurs to glory as they would rise to the top and conquer all!

This story is quiet self explanatory... Naruto gains a Dino partner, he will also learn Sage Arts Dino Style, and probably turn into a half-dino...

5. Naruto of the Titans - Naruto is the Son of a God, a god that is said to be stronger than Zeus and those in Olympus. This God, is the God of Titans. Able to control all Titans with a single thought, what will Naruto do with all that power? Slight-Evil Naruto... a Bit Dark too

Random Funny Things:

(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.

I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

Be a Minimalist. It's the least you can do

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife

Coffee, Chocolate, Men - some things are just better rich

Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!

Just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering... Where the heck is my ceiling!

If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity. Repetition is a sign of stupidity...

You know it's always business doing pleasure with you

Hi, I just noticed you lookin at me across the room..I'll give u a minute to catch your breath

I drink to make other people interesting

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it

Post the ones that you laugh at in your Profile! HAHAHAHAHA

This is the link to the picture of the cathedral that I used for my Fanfiction - Legend Incarnate

Thank you for reading my Fanfic!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, co

py this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list.

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FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at aodd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
║║║║╚╝║╚╝╣║║║║║║║║║╚╝page if you love
║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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1. You accidentaly enter your password on your microwave.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your freinds is they don't have a screen name or my space.

4. You would rather look all over the house for the remote rather than just pushing the buttons on the t.v.

6. Your boss dosen't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think of sending it to all your freinds.

9. And you were to busy to notice # 5

10. And you scrolled back up to see if their was a # 5

11. Now your laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

I'm Sorry,

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

5 DEADLY TERMS USED BY A WOMAN:

(1) FINE - this is the word she uses to end an argument when she knows she's RIGHT & YOU need to BE QUIET!

(2) NOTHING ...means SOMETHING & you need to be WORRIED!

(3) GO AHEAD - this is a dare... not permission! DO NOT DO IT!

(4) WHATEVER - is her way of saying I HATE YOU!

(5) THAT'S OK - she is thinking long & hard on HOW & WHEN you'll pay for your mistake.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, tsukiko3000,Neonzangetsu,NaruHarem4ever,kagedoragon,Razgriz99

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

f you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you can read that please put it in your profile.

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB:If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, Kanervdss, Shinonigga, GravityTheWizard, Thymistacles, LScott of Faith,Horocrux, Mystic 6 tailed Naruto, viscious aggression 101, Darth Void Sage of the Force, BattleCharge

Try this, even if the wish does not come true, it's truely interesting :p

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!