Obi-Wan had a plan when he went off on his own aboard the Death Star. When he found himself face to face with Darth Vader, he abandoned it in favor of making things up as he went along. Even he never expected things to work out so well.

In which I realize that when offered a second chance after death, it's always best to read the fine print. Playing decoy for Padmé Amidala and keeping her alive is much more work than I anticipated.

It's been two months after Bespin, and Luke Skywalker is trying to come to terms with the events that happened there. During a dogfight with Darth Vader, both of their fighters crash. When they recover, they both find themselves on Coruscant at the end of the Clone Wars. Vader still aims to claim his son, but Luke has been taken to the Jedi Temple where he meets Anakin Skywalker.

On the verge of joining the Death Eaters, Severus has a conversation that changes his mind, with consequences that change his entire world. But his isn't the only world affected...

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)

Christmas 1979—danger, secrets, lies and their shared history loom large over the Blacks' first Yuletide season as a reunited family. While life as a fugitive proves bleaker—and more boring—than Regulus could have imagined, a botched espionage mission at Malfoy Manor draws Sirius deeper into the Black family web. [Sequel to 'In the Black']

Scorpius is in the middle of his most boring summer ever. After his adventure with Albus, he's craving more. When he finds a pensieve with some of his dad's memories in it, of course he can't resist going into it (Cursed Child compliant).

Many a false step has been made by standing still. (Luke has nothing to do but stand still.) Or: Luke Lars is Darth Vader's mechanic. And, maybe, something more. He can overhaul ships, blow up the Death Star, and, hell, even fix up Vader. But he can't do any of that for himself. (Part two of three two one boom. Sequel to six hours.)

When only one Hogwarts letter arrives for identical twin sisters, Juliet and Jennifer Belstone find themselves separated for the first time in their lives. Desperate to be reunited, they ask the question: could a Squib ever be changed into a witch? Soon, they embark on a difficult and dangerous journey, travelling far beyond Hogwarts in their search for a source of magical power...

Magic took Petunia's family. Now she is at the mercy of wizards and finds that what magic takes, magic gives back too.

"This isn't even my cat," Sakura protested. It wasn't Sakura's fault that animals liked her. She was just returning from a late shift at the hospital when she found the cat sitting in front of her door, mewling to get in. What is Sakura to do when a huge, mysterious man shows up at her door? Modern day KisaSaku AU with a sprinkle of platonic ItaSaku

Petunia prepares for a dinner party she didn't know she was hosting. Written for Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition.

In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Ginny points out that, if you're supposed to automatically distrust any sentient magical artifact, the Wizarding world has a funny way of showing it.

Could Peter find it in himself to not betray the Potters? The answer is...maybe. [character study]

In which Luke Skywalker is stranded in a tree waiting for a flash flood to recede. Too bad he's got company... Post-ESB father-son longshot, can be read as canon-compliant.

Hufflepuff is not known for its kindness. One-shot. CoS.

How to build a cult 101. CW: fascist rhetoric.

A duel in Hogsmeade leads to unexpected consequences and adventure for Sirius Black and Severus Snape. AU. De-aged Severus. Complete.

A young computer programmer joins the crew of the Enterprise, bafflingly manages to befriend Spock, and gets into some unusual trouble.

Sherlock, lying low from Moriarty's network, is forced to rely on Mycroft. Molly finds love; John finds love that he isn't afraid of. Lestrade is faced with a series of shocking murders, a bitter divorce, and a struggle to reconnect with his teenage children. Season 3 AU.

The first time she met him, the first time he truly trusted her, the first time he really smiled at her, and more. A series of one shots - all related - of all the firsts Anthea and Mycroft experience in their relationship from meeting each other and beyond. Starts off professional and friendly, but will end up being Mythea.

Darth Vader crash-lands on Tatooine, is not allowed to die, and the rest is history. or: It doesn't take much to turn Vader's life around. A few nuts and bolts will do the trick. It takes a lot more for his son. (4/4, complete, part of one out of the "three two one boom" series.)

Watto sold Shmi to Jabba as a lower mechanic.

When the Force decides it's had enough of Darth Vader and wants Anakin Skywalker back, it dumps his long-lost teenage son on his doorstep with an ultimatum: unless Vader renounces the Sith and turns back to the Light within three months, Luke will die.

Vader captures Luke and another "Rebel". Things get crazy and green. AU crack fic set 18 months after Bespin. Solo has been rescued and there is no Death Star 2.

Albus Severus Potter encounters the portrait of Severus Snape in the Headmaster's Chambers at Hogwarts, and the two quickly discover that they have more in common than they originally thought. Just a fluffy little one-shot :)

Voldemort died, but the Death Eaters live on. Hermione Granger traded herself to Draco Malfoy in exchange for safe passage for core Order members. Now he's pretending to love her, Narcissa is pretending to believe that, and Hermione is walking a tightrope behind enemy lines as she figures out what is going on. Unfortunately, people fall off tightropes. (no non-con)

Set in the same AU as Lord Vader's Limpet and Driving Lord Vader. Newly returned from the Unknown Regions with Darth Vader, Admiral Piett doesn't expect much of a welcome from the New Republic. And not in a million lifetimes would he have predicted that their very first guest would be Luke Skywalker. After all, Vader is still his mortal enemy...right?

Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.

After the Battle of Hogwarts, Neville Longbottom and Severus Snape find themselves in the uncomfortable position of working together.

A space battle goes wrong, Luke and Vader end up shooting each other down and crash land on an uninhabited planet. Vader reaches the crash site of the rebel snub before his adversary has regained consciousness. With Imperial search crews slowed down, Vader decides to interrogate the rebel pilot and then dispose of him. That is, until he realizes who exactly is in his hands.

Let us consider the fact that the Jedi Order is a monastic religious organization based out of a temple, with five basic tenets of faith. A canon-divergence and fix-it for the prequel trilogy.

A fatal day that brought the Holmes brothers apart, relationship estrange and unrecognizable when Mycroft lost his memories. With amnesia playing, how will Sherlock repair the damage, and how will he save his brother who for one, was a stranger in a black suit? -brother Holmes-center!

Sometime after the events of Season 4, Mycroft pays a visit to 221b Baker Street.

Interlude pieces of the 'Hostage' universe from my ongoing long-fic that don't fit into the main story, but which I still wanted to share. Some will be more fun, others more serious. They have no influence on the main story. Basic premise of the main story: Luke grew up with Bail and Breha Organa as the Prince of Alderaan until he is taken hostage by Vader on Palpation's orders.

Post-ANH AU. Vader redemption. Soon after the destruction of the Death Star, the paths of father and son cross again. Realizing that Anakin Skywalker is still alive within Darth Vader, Luke decides to accompany his father in an attempt to redeem him. ATTENTION: Chapter 18 will be up within the week!

Regulus survives the cave and goes to his older brother for help. He strikes a deal with Dumbledore: the Horcrux in exchange for his family's protection. Sirius, meanwhile, is faced with his toughest mission yet: managing his estranged parents, who find they like having both their sons back and are prepared to use all their cunning to make this temporary family reunion permanent.

Maximus Piett, nephew of Admiral Firmus Piett of the Executor, finds himself abducted and held for ransom. That would be terrible enough for the hapless Pietts, but then Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader get involved. AU set about 18 months after Han Solo's rescue from Jabba. There is no Death Star 2.

This would be the first time both Anakin and Shmi would speak to each other as free beings. Even to the Jedi Master, it felt monumental. (Sequel to 'Dangers of Foresight)

Vader is unable to save Luke when the Emperor kills him on the second Death Star. The Rebel Alliance loses the Battle of Endor and Leia leads what remains of the Rebels, but has little hope of overthrowing the Empire now. Until Vader shows up at her doorstep and they forge an unlikely alliance to avenge Luke and finally destroy the Empire.

Luke Skywalker, age 20, has a very strange dream one night. The future changes. Post ANH AU. Now with second Epilogue!

She just needed a place to escape to. And he left his door opened. KisaSaku. Tattoo shop AU. Fluff. Oneshot.

Mycroft hated group assignments and partner work more than anything. Either there were too many people in a friend group and one or two of them would be come to him begrudgingly or someone would decide that they could get an easy high grade by letting Mycroft do the work. They had decided on their own and were sending forth their sacrifice. It was the new girl. Mythea one shot.

A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)

a self-indulgent response to the many, wonderful time-travel Star Wars stories that send a more experienced and more knowledgeable Obi-Wan Kenobi back in time to change the many tragedies to come

Not long after the Battle of Endor, Luke discovers that his father may have gone just a tad overboard in making sure his son, and the galaxy, was provided for in the event of his death. And who says Anakin Skywalker doesn't know how to plan! (Han/Leia, Piett lives!, Rogue Squadron, Kettch, the Noghri, Thrawn, Karrde, Jix, Mara, and the rest of the gang)

A Halloween one-shot, inspired by Sweeney Todd. While serving on board the Death Star, Lieutenant Commander Piett gets an unexpected visit from his overzealous commanding officer, Tarkin. What is Tarkin up to? What does Vader have to do with it? Piett has to find out, along with a way out of this mess, before his neck ends up being the next one stretched! Blood and black humor.

T'pol was due to leave in the morning, back to the Vulcan douchebags from whence she'd came. If a year ago someone had told Archer he'd be loosing sleep over it, he'd have sent them down to medical for a psyche evaluation. Now he was willing to put someone IN medical just to find an excuse to keep the subcommander on board.

The planet was a fetid swamp under a dying crimson sun. At the time, Piett had been flabbergasted by how easily the Dark Lord could shrug off pain, killing the creature even after its three-foot barb had pierced his shoulder – but that'd been over an hour ago, before Vader's hand had begun to shake, and before the notion of poison had first entered the panicked Captain's head.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

Luke is captured by Imperials while on a mission and ends up needing his father's help getting out of a tricky situation. What follows is shameless Luke and Vader father-son bonding, with plenty of action, angst, and fluff, as Vader finally has his son at his side and plots to destroy the Emperor. Post ESB AU with canon divergence. Not Dark!Luke.

Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

And they won't shut up about how his clothes reflect on Naboo. Really, being a Sith Emperor is not a reason to make your Nubian ancestors suffer second-hand embarrassment, is it?

Owen Lars has doubts about where his loyalties ought to lie. With the Jedi, Kenobi, whom he has met once, or with a man who is supposed to be part of his family. Meanwhile, Boba Fett begins to piece things together quite accidentally. AU.

Last Christmas John gave Mary his heart. This year, he'll give it to someone special. Sherlock.

For seven years Luke Skywalker has lived on Coruscant with his father, but now he is an adult. When Emperor Palpatine declares Luke his Sith apprentice and orders him to infiltrate the Rebel Alliance, the teen has no choice. But between the lies he's telling and the ones he's been told, will Luke be able to recall who he is, and what he's truly fighting for? Final fic here!

"Now, standing in his living room, one hand clutching his violin a little too tight while the other one, holding the bow, was hanging limply by his side, Sherlock Holmes was truly and completely baffled. For there, on the threshold, clad in casual clothing that felt strangely wrong and grinning from ear to ear, stood none other than Jim Moriarty."

Harry & Dudley flee an abusive Vernon to Severus Snape. Severus finds a new home for himself & the boys with dragons and hunt the Horcruxes from there. The dragons, especially one become their allies. Tom R is VERY different.

"To be honest, I knew from the beginning that this man would be the death of me." John Watson reflects on his relationship with a certain sociopath.

This is a series of gap fillers for Fialleril's magnificent Double Agent Vader series, available here at FFN. I strongly recommend reading everything under the Double Agent Anakin and Tatooine Slave Culture tags at fialleril dot tumblr dot com or you're going to be lost and confused. Anything here may be jossed at any time.  Also, I note that FFN still can't grok double dashes.

Children are products of their environment. A look at what Dudley Dursley could have been under the right influences, namely that of his History teacher and new friends, and what could have been...

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

AU. After the destruction of the Death Star, Vader begins a crusade to find the boy responsible for it, the pilot by the name of Luke Skywalker. However, he was missing one critical piece of the puzzle; Luke was not actually a boy. Fem!Luke

COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)

A down-on-his-luck Hondo Ohnaka manages to capture the unicorn of all bounties-Luke Skywalker, which sends Darth Vader, Lord of the Sith, on a painfully familiar trip to the planet Florrum to collect his prize. The failed negotiations leave Vader in the awkward position of being stuck in a besieged bunker with his son and a pirate who tells too many 'amusing' Clone Wars stories.

Hermione Granger, graduate student, needs a cheap apartment that is free of excessive cats, groping men, or weird smells. Abraxas Malfoy wants another housemate. The only problem is Tom Riddle. AU. Really AU. No, really. COMPLETE.

[Complete] The Dursleys have always hated Harry, but did Harry always hate the Dursleys? Or was there a moment in his childhood that made him realise that some things would never change, no matter how much he wanted them to...? A little pre-Hogwarts story.

COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!

John is not having a good stay in Paris. He just wants to go home to London. When he spots a young man having trouble at security, he can't help but come to the rescue. He gets a lot more than he bargained for when that young man turns out to be Sherlock Holmes.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

A selection of short AkaSaku one-shots written in modern day AU.

Darth Vader does not take Luke to his Master. Following the destruction of the second Death Star, he ascends the Imperial throne. ROTJ AU.

Harry Potter would never regret running away as a child, but two years living on the hard streets of London had taken its toll. Now almost thirteen, Harry is still struggling to survive when a split-second decision gives him a chance at happiness. But will he take that chance, or will his past haunt him forever? AU story.

AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.

When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6

Right after his promotion, Admiral Piett receives some unusual offers based upon the life expectancy of Imperial officers. Epistolary drabbles - most assuredly meant to be humorous.

The mission on the Sanctuary Moon of Endor goes awry, and Luke and Leia are captured by the Empire. ROTJ AU.

In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.

You follow in your father's footsteps, but you aren't your father, never have been, and it doesn't take long to realize that this isn't the life you want. It's too late by then, of course.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Is it wrong to stun your child? Another random day in the AU future after 169

Sherlock was staring now. "Whatever is the matter with you, Mycroft? You haven't insulted me once and you're barely following the conversation." John cleared his throat. "I think I can answer that question for you. Mycroft? What's the date?" "10th January 2006."

Mycroft Holmes worries about Sherlock... constantly. Several snapshots of the relationship between Mycroft and Lestrade from stranger, to friend, to... maybe more. The constants of their changing feelings and actions.

What if Leia's Force powers had manifested as the Death Star targeted Alderaan?

An event sways the Dursleys to accept a five year-old Harry as a part of their family. He is slowly introduced to a normal life and the world outside his cupboard. Discovering magic early, it becomes his greatest joy and deepest secret. Can he share it?

What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?

After his conversation with Obi-Wan's spirit on Dagobah in ROTJ, Luke is thrown back in time right in the middle of ROTS, days before his father's turn. Stuck in Padme's apartment, he struggles to figure out the reason that brought him there.

Mycroft and Sherlock didn't meet until Sherlock was 7, Mycroft lived with his abusive father. Sherlock doesn't learn of the abuse until years later.

Sabé is an ordinary girl whose dream has just come true: She has been chosen as one of Queen Amidala's handmaidens. However, she quickly discovers that being a handmaiden is harder than she thought with headstrong Queens, suspicious Jedi, and an invasion to deal with.

What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.

Young Sherlock does not like his big brother and he thinks that it is high time for some revenge.

Luke Enchanted Challenge. Cursed by a spectre of the Force as a babe, Luke must obey Darth Vader, his unknown father. Vader redemption fic. Set between ANH & ESB. Details of Challenge stated within. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Warnings: Violence, Language.

Draco keeps to himself and doesn't talk. This hasn't been a problem for him in school so far, until for some reason he catches the attention of Harry Potter. Then life takes a pleasant turn. / Oneshot, Draco/Harry

When Severus Snape meddled with time, he had no idea of the consequences it would have...and neither did Hermione. Rated T.

AU. Mycroft's parents die and Mycroft is left in charge of four year old Sherlock. Gregory Lestrade just wants the four year old to stop sneaking into crime scenes, and maybe for Mycroft to give him his number. Mystrade. Told in Drabbles.

A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus. AU from the end of OotP.

Harry didn't think life at Privet Dr could get any worse, until Snape showed up, half dead and bleeding on the Dursleys' new floor. Starts summer after OoTP, keeps everyone in char, follows canon, or what it could have been with a summer like this...

In which Harry flirts, and Draco is confused. Draco/Harry, with some Ron/Hermione and Blaise/Pansy. Eighth year, EWE. Oneshot.

13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.

AU. In which Obi-Wan's death on Tatooine and Qui-Gon's reluctant gain of a new and sinister apprentice lead the Jedi Council to take an action not seen since the time of Revan. Darth Maul's memory may be lost, but can the Jedi truly remake him?

Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Dudley Dursley lived a very normal life. But when an all too familiar letter makes an appearance on his son's 11th birthday, Dudley must seek the guidance of a cousin he hasn't seen in 19 years. Who else but Harry Potter?

When the Dursleys take Harry in, they truly go along with Dumbledore's request to raise him as their own. Now the almost-eleven-year-old Harry Dursley wants nothing to do with the freak school and freak world that killed his parents. Eventual H/D slash.

Darth Vader visits Alderaan and is unpleasantly reminded of painful memories from his past by the portrait of a certain Senator that hangs in the palace. Can a young Princess Leia help him overcome his pain?

Spock's got a paint-peeling command of expletives, but only in his native language. The average speaker of Standard has no idea that he's anything but calm and collected, but he can scald the ears off a Vulcan.

In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE

After the Tantive IV falls into Imperial hands, Princess Leia is made a very interesting offer . . . The original trilogy with a twist.

AU. When Tom Riddle's attempt to make a Horcrux fails, Tom must decide whether to continue to try to be Lord Voldemort or to chose another path.

Harry's thoughts after seeing a memory of Tom Riddle are not quite what Dumbledore would have wanted...

I'll trade you," Albus offered in exasperation. "You can spend the holidays dealing with my crazy extended family and I can enjoy the peace and solitude of Malfoy Manor..." Next gen. Epilogue compliant. Mentions/implied het and slash. ON HIATUS.

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

In hiding on Dagobah, the Lars family aquires a holocom. There are unintended consequences. AU oneshot. Humor.

“Well, Master, I think I’ve found the one positive aspect of this situation.” “Which is?” “The Temple won’t have to pay the costs for our funeral pyres.”

AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled "Harry's New Home".

Luke Skywalker and Han Solo journey to the planet Balen'ar on a desperate mission and find more than they'd bargained for. Many, many thanks to my awesome beta readers, Vikki, Erianna and Rospberry. Any mistakes remaining are most definitely mine!

The Empire only arrests Rebels . . . right? When Leia unwittingly invites an Imperial convict into the Alliance, she discovers that her safety may lie in the hands of her greatest enemy. An AU set between ESB and ROTJ.

Darth Vader needs a new wingman, so he goes to the Imperial Academy in search of a competent pilot. At the same time, a certain Lieutenant Solo is about to be expelled . . . only to find that maybe he can survive being an Imperial after all.

Oneshot. Kisame wakes to find Itachi in his arms.

Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.

Part 1 of the Reborn trilogy. After the Battle of Yavin, Vader crashlands near the Rebel base and is discovered badly injured and with amnesia.

COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.