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Author has written 4 stories for Sherlock. Well, yeah... I'm not sure why I'm doing this, but here it is. Edit 8jan19: I suppose I should at least give some form of introduction at this point :) I like reading. A lot. Fanfiction had been a major discovery several years ago - so many great stories and authors! I'm definitely an addict. My main interests go to detective stories (did anyone say Sherlock?) and sci-fi (the list is long), with some fantasy thrown in (Tolkien, there is never enough Tolkien. And Harry Potter.). A bit cliché, I suppose, but no can do. I've been writting for a long time too, but I am still an "author in progress" to be honest. Long stories give me a lot of trouble, especially transitions between plot cornerstones, so most of my old original works are short novels that need polishing. There is a lot of unfinished fanfics too gathering dust on my hard drive. One day, I will the lottery, quit working inhuman hours and do something about this archive of 'things that could become something interesting'. One day. For sure. English isn't my native language, so please forgive me for any glaring mistakes. Anyway, thank you for reading this, and more importantly, thank you for reading my stories! :) I hope you enjoy them. |
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Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 55 - Words: 286,803 - Reviews: 4720 - Favs: 6,890 - Follows: 2,572 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Doctor, The Desert, and Death by M. Corrigible reviews
John Hamish Watson and Death have a history - one he doesn't remember until he lies, bleeding out under an Afghan sun. Now he's back in London, chasing after criminals with Sherlock Holmes, coming to terms with a past life, his sister's true identity, and trying to do his part to keep THE consulting criminal from wreaking havoc in both muggle and magical London.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,805 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W., Harry W.
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hidden Strengths by kotane reviews
One-shot. Case!fic. Sherlock deducing, John saving lives, races, gunshots and surprises. Basically, it's my attempt at writing BAMF (and at getting rid of a rather insistent plot-bunny). R&R!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Infinitely Stranger by Aurilia reviews
Series-rewrite AU. John was a lot of things - brother, son, friend. Doctor. Former soldier. But the one thing that any Holmes couldn't have expected was the one thing he was best at: Mage. Rating for language. Illustrated version available at Archive of Our Own, same pen name, same title.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 202,433 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Hard Knocks by laureleaf reviews
Sherlock and John have a massive fight. Can Sherlock figure out how to apologize, and can John forgive him? No slash. Expansion on my 'Bored' chapter in 'Five times John punched Sherlock'. Lots of chapters, but they're short.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 11,712 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Are You Alright? by kotane reviews
One-shot. Texts and phone calls only. John got wrapped in a hostage-taking and gets to communicate with Sherlock in order to solve the situation. (yup, my summary sucks.) Rated for (very little) mild language and alusion to violence. Please review )
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Beneath the Jumper by laureleaf reviews
Sherlock hates warm weather, because when it's warm, John doesn't wear his jumpers. A character study/hurt-comfort/angst/humor/gen fic detailing the story behind (or rather underneath) the famous knitwear.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times John punched Sherlock by laureleaf reviews
And one time he punched Mycroft instead. Gen and humor and angst and friendship, no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Kidnapped! A Comedy by scuttlesworth reviews
Poor kidnappers. Kidnapping John Watson is like pulling on a thread tied to all sorts of crazy. It's enough to make a bloke get a job and go straight.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W. - Complete
A Lost Heart - An Empty Home by Raliena reviews
Nearly three years have passed since Sherlock jumped, and now he comes home to finish what he started. He wants to finish with John by his side. But that may not be as simple as he first thought.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,753 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Government Shutdown by chappysmom reviews
Sherlock was staring now. "Whatever is the matter with you, Mycroft? You haven't insulted me once and you're barely following the conversation." John cleared his throat. "I think I can answer that question for you. Mycroft? What's the date?" "10th January 2006."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,354 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Montague Street Doctor by The Circus reviews
Just because Sherlock stopped, doesn't mean the Work has to. London is John's city now and he will keep it together with stitching, string, his healing, the food off his table, and sometimes the clothes off his back. John Watson keeps going. He's good at that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,446 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Heritage Trust by chappysmom reviews
After the trip to Buckingham Palace, Sherlock finds out that maybe John's family background was different than he'd thought. (4 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,807 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mistaken Identities by chappysmom reviews
Sick in bed, John finds a surprise hidden at the back of his mother's old diary. But when a kidnapper shows up threatening him and Harry, what can Sherlock do to help? (10 chapters) First in a series.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,448 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Survivor's Guilt by Aneeta Potter reviews
Dealing with the past can never be easy, especially if the past lies in Afghanistan, with hostages and kidnap and bloodshed. But when a police raid unearths an old, closely-guarded secret of John's, he is forced to confront the ordeal he has kept hidden for so long. T for violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 91 - Published: 10/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In Arduis Fidelis by Raliena reviews
AKA: The Story of How TC Watson Got His Name. Prequel to "The Most Powerful Piece on the Board"
Crossover - G. I. Joe & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,629 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - John W. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 4169 - Favs: 7,712 - Follows: 3,448 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Most Powerful Piece on the Board by Raliena reviews
After eighteen months of living with Sherlock, John knows how to spot a tail. After two tours in Afghanistan, John knows how to spot a sniper.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,001 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - John W. - Complete
The Red Circle by Muffy Morrigan reviews
A group bent on revenge comes to 221B, but instead of finding Sherlock, they find John. Now, left with no clues but a blood-splattered flat, Sherlock races to save John before it's too late.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,062 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Flatmates by ammcj062 reviews
John didn't meet Mike Stamford in the park - instead, he took a certain taxi. An alternative version to how John and Sherlock could have met.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Battle Butler by lalunaticscribe reviews
Cont. from Batman. There is a very good reason why hit-men stay the hell away from Baker Street. The number one reason is not due to Sherlock Holmes, but the Battle Butler behind him. EPIC! and MINORCRACK! induced.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/12/2011 - John W. - Complete
Batman by lalunaticscribe reviews
Not that one! An old tradition of the British Army: espionage. An older tradition? The Battle Butler. To live with Sherlock Holmes, it is almost necessary to possess the necessary skill to survive every crazy situation. CRACK. Humor. Might have a sequel
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/25/2011 - John W. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,916 - Follows: 5,447 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
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Story of her life reviews
Series rewrite with a very BAMF fem!John. (I am awful at summaries and titles). It starts slow, but hang with me, Joan is going to save the day... at some point.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,422 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 9/13/2018 - Sherlock H., John W.
Elementals, my dear Holmes reviews
One-shot. AU with super-powers. There is more to John Watson that meets the eye, and Mycroft knows it. if he can't keep the man away from Sherlock, he'll sure as hell use the man to protect his brother. (my summaries still suck)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete
Story of her life - Alternate plots reviews
One-shots from Story of her life AU. Abandoned plotlines, alternate meetings, basically short AU fics for an AU. BAMF Fem!John (obviously). Genres may vary.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,535 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 4/25 - Sherlock H., John W.
Reader of the Past reviews
One-shot. John had always had a strange ability, and at some point, Sherlock was bound to find out.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete