Just a collection of drabbles. Every chapter will be sexually suggestive in one way or another. Yaoi. slut!Canada.

Because you know it is. Next: HDM AU. After a hole to another world is blown open in the sky, Texas decides to leave. Before he does there's a very important good-bye that needs to be said.

Hetalia is filled with truck-loads of adorkable, silly characters who represent o0ur countries in the real world. However, since Himaruya gave quite a few of them human names, was there some meaning behind that? What are these characters REALLY like?

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Exactly what it says on the tin. Lots of FrUK, USUK, FACE, Cold War, Bad Touch and the Asian Invasion... with a side of everything else, of course.

"Jealousy is not a barometer by which the depth of love can be read, it merely records the degree of the lover's insecurity."-Margaret Mead Warnings for: extreme Guro, so be prepared for violence, forced abortion, a chainsaw, Mpreg, RuUs & UkUs

Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

What would happen if the characters of Hetalia woke up in traps fitting or from Saw? M for language and obviously character death. Some traps may be edited to work, or even created by my brother and I. (Being edited and fixed. :3)

Lovino is openly gay at a very homophobic school; natural things aren't all peachykeen for Lovino. That is until Antonio enters the picture. Spamano RussCan GerIta other small pairings.

Just some short stories about different Hetalia and Nyotalia characters and there friendships with each other. New Chapter! "FRIENDS: Are quite when they work in your office. BEST FRIENDS: Are annoying. Very annoying."

"Alfred stared at the back of Arthur's head through the mixture of Sousaphones and bass clarinets. The blonde snare drum always did this when Mr. Edelstein had them in the class at the same time. Although he loved staring at the back of his head, Alfred loved Arthur's face more" Marching band fic. UsUk, fluff, smut later on.

You are just so perfect, but a little bit insane. Nobody can see how lovely you are but me. I'm the only one that can help you, but you don't want my help. If only you knew how much I understand.

Alfred is a senior, graduating in 2 months like everyone else. Like them, he wants to be big. One problem? He's at the bottom of the social pyramid. However, when Alfred catches sight of his neighbor-an ex-porn star named Arthur- undressing, new interests and problems arise. But one thing's for sure; Alfred wants to capture the man's body for his own. USUK Based off Girl Next Door

High School AU: Arthur was a high school senior. He hated the jocks and everything they did, especially Alfred Jones. However, after one fateful event on the roof of the school, when hate turns to something else, does Arthur have the courage to follow through? Rated M for language and for later. Cover art from usuklove's tumblr.

What do you get when you mix Italy, England, America, flashlight tag, and SlenderMan? "I'm never playing flashlight tag with you again." Suggested by a reviewer that I keep this going. America/England. YAOI. Don't like, don't read.

If you give me your everything I can make you forget all of your worries and all of your problems, just be a good little pet and do what I say. US/UK. Smut. BDSM. Other warnings inside.

England has denied France's love once again. And Prussia is tired of France crying over it, so he takes matters into his own hands. Asking America for some 'special candy', with some unknown side effects. R&R, mutiple pairings, mpreg. Don't like, don't read.

I REALLY don't think I have to explain this one. The name says it all.

All he wants is to be known. And Today, he will be. Contains: Heavy PruCan, slight RusCan, Character Death, murder, and Snapped!Canada, Dark!Canada, Yandere!Canada, whichever you prefer. If you don't like it, don't read it.

What happens when Prussia decides to throw a party with all of the nations? What if the party played a little game of Seven Minutes in Heaven? What if Prussia forces you to play, too? Who's to say you're interested in such a game? Prussia, of course!

2P!Verse - 2P!America somehow finds himself in England's house, looking for 2P!England. But not finding his Brit and remembering that it was the both England's birthdays, he decides to give England a special birthday present.

Nine bodies in the dark... Emotions drawn tight, balance teetering into the abyss. A tragic cataclysm that will be put into motion by a simple sound... PruCan, hints of RussAme if you squint.

When magic exists but is cancelled out by those of the opposite sex, humans have split by gender and have to reproduce with the help of faeries. This is the story of two men who just want a kid of their own. USUKUS, fantasy AU, mpreg, occasional smut

This is the only way to set you free. The curse would be gone and you can be happy. I hope you can be loved by everyone unlike me.

In Corporate America, it is all about business. It is a game that only a few people can play, and fewer can win. The most cunning people are always the winners, and unfortunately they are always the worst.

Do come into my castle. In here you would find everything you need, love, comfort, warmth and devotion. I just hope you don't try to leave. US/UK

Parody of The Lion King. Can China raise Japan and help him lead a powerful life as a nation? Or will Russia have his way and become one with China. And will Japan be lead astray when he meets the Italy brothers? Only one way to find out. Click to read.

Kei-chan, Me, and Ramen-chan, My sister, gather the Hetalia cast into one big room for truth or dare. WARNING: Yaoi, cussing, etc etc. M for language and kissing scenes.

It was a misunderstanding. But Lovino couldn't do it anymore. M for gore and such abuse

When a spell goes horribly wrong,America finds he can no longer eat anything without gagging. That is,until he accidentally puts Britain's hand in his mouth...WARNING: VORE M for cursing,violence, and character death.

When Francis and Arthur become the legal guardians of two troubled and haunted young boys, they might have bitten off more than they can chew. FrUK and FACE family, story is better than summary. UNDER NEW TITLE

Tonight was the night. He had to do it- he had to escape him... If only it was that easy. -Non con-

Just some PWPin which America decides that he wants to try some psychological S&M and England complies a little too well. UKUS in that order, BDSM, smut, deanon from kink meme.

You can put them about as far apart as you can get on this planet, but you can't stop them from talking, and you can't stop them from getting off. America, England, and taking advantage of video chats. Smut ahoy!

America has a little fetish, he loves to see England in the police uniform. Warning: boyxboy smut fetishness and handcuffs ;p ONESHOT

Alfred Jones and Antonio Carriedo have feelings for the most stubborn, prideful, haughtiest, and sarcastic guys ever: Arthur Kirkland and Lovino Romano Vargas. Due to their common troubles in love, Antonio and Alfred have decided to help each other.

America and England are in the middle of a two-month vacation in Nowhere, Iowa for a chance to get away. And, of course, to have sex undisturbed. deanon from kink meme. Prompt was "sex with a comfortable and happy atmosphere," so yes.

Russia has a cold and China goes over to help out. Oneshot. Fluffiest fluff you've ever fluffed.

When Alfred F. Jones's ridiculous attempts to seduce his northern brother finally succeed. He expected a Superman/Lois Lane kind of situation. Boy was he surprised. Can/Us.

It all started out as a routine visit to England's: lots of hanging out and sexing. However, This time England decides to make it his business to try to find out why America wants so badly to be dominated. UKUS, BDSM. Deanon from Kink meme.

Gilbert finally decided to make his move on her. "Hey, Lizzie." "Yes, Gil?" "Let's play a game." "Hm..what kinda game?" "To test how far you'll let a guy go with you in love." Gakuen AU! May continue, depends if you guys like it. Human names used.

The allies form a boy band, America becomes a father...Somewhat connected nonsense. T for mild language and situations.

A handful of characters try picking up Germany, who is both confused and horrified by their attempts.

Arthur mocks Alfred's fear of people discovering that he bottoms. Alfred challenges him to have a vibrator inside of him for a day to feel what it's like to be close to humiliation. Then he accidentally leaves it on. oops. Gakuen AU USUK smut humiliation

CRACK SMUT. America gets really turned on by food. England gets really turned on by America. Super cracky foodplay smut, written for lulz in America's totally awesome POV, dudes. USUK / UKUS. Yes, both.

Romano isn't as quiet as he'd like to think he is when he masturbates sometimes, and it leads to some interesting situations with Spain. Spamano, yaoi, lemon, oneshot, etc.

An entry for a contest on dA. Needed to include tragety and Canada. So, I kinda did a 'Saw' thing. I never saw the actual movies, though, so this is just a try. WARNING: included death, tourture, and America trying to be a hero.

Rated M for a reason! AmeCan. Alfred F. Jones wants to sleep with his twin brother, but something else happens. Very graphical and disturbing dialogues. slutty!Canada included. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. *prepares for the onslaught of flames and hate comments*

Prussia finally got his hands on a taken Japan, who regrets ever letting him into his hotel room. What's worse is that America caught them. But really, who can deny Prussia's five meters? America/Japan/Prussia PWP.

The Nations have no choice – to deal with the badfic influx from the English dub, they enlist the side characters and create the newest Official Fanfiction University on the block. Get ready for pain, fanstudents.

Matt and Al have just recently started dating after a long friendship. Al invites Matt to his house during a rainstorm,and soon the couple gets bored. But, Al has 'The Video' up his sleeve! With Francis' help, they both join Matt into the group! AlxMatt

France has a score to settle and Canada can help. Lemon, humor, and pissing off England.

Arthur shouldn't have left Alfred alone when he was younger. But Alfred loves Arthur, he really does. Rated M more disturbing event USUK but beware.. -Reuploaded, it wasn't appearing in archives and I added more detail. So old readers. Read again- ONESHOT

It's New Year's and the nations of the world are partying it up like no tomorrow in New York City. Back at his apartment, Alfred discovers how susceptible a very, very drunk Matthew is: "Mmmm Alfred...Emancipate me harder."

America and Japan stuck in an elevator at work, smut ensues. Written for ameripan xmas on Livejournal.

School delinquent Arthur has a bad reputation for being cursed…but when honor student Kiku bumps into him one day, he finds that curse may be true! Kiku can't keep Arthur off his mind and he's willing to do anything if it means saving his sanity! AU,UK/JP

Francis wakes up in Ivan's bedroom. Hardcore smut and yaoi. Giftfic for ShadowTheHedgehog's Wifey. Warning: Very dirty!

Series of YAOI oneshots. Alfred is pet and Matthew is master. Follows a basic storyline but is mostly smut. Updated often and hot porno action guaranteed in every chapter! CanadaAmerica ...I take requests too!

America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

Canada goes goth, Russia gets a hard on for watching America eat, Japan and China get into a fight, Canada goes emo, France buys some panties, Japan gets harassed by a weeabo, America is a real thug and something horrible happens to England.

America demonstrates a very special talent of his to Japan and England. UK/Japan/US, HARDCORE YAOI LEMON, and erotic Male Lactation. READ AND REVIEW, OR ELSE.

Another fill for the kink meme. Alfred is turned on by Kiku's baby bump.

England visits Japan's home, and the two take a bath together, which leads to...other things. Done for the kink meme.

This story is complete CRACK. Yaoi involved. M for Yaoi and Language. This is what happens when you're up and two in the morning with your friend and Fig Newtons and thinking about Hetalia..

There is a dark side to everyone, and a hero is no exception. A kink meme fill. Contains graphic violence and noncon.

-For the corrupted one- Arthur decides to give Kiku a whole new reason to scream while they watch a horror movie one night...

I'm the one who matters, I'll be the only one that you remember soon. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you, as long as you're only mine. Sequel of Abhor. US/UK. Yaoi/violence/sadism/torture/among other things. Oneshot.

Who ever said you were the one to find me? I was the one who chose you, and now you're trying to run...? you should know better than try to get away. US/UK. Yaoi/Violence/Sadism/among other things.Oneshot.

Kaoru is bored. VERY bored... So he and Hikaru decides to ditch Chemistry to create some of their own instead... WARNING: Smut, contains Yaoi, Twincest, Strong Language and Sexual Themes. Please R&R! And trust me: The Hitachiins equals HOT! LEMONY!

England's giving America what he wants, but not without a certain price. England/America.

If you think this is an act, why don't you try to disobey me?" He asked, eyes hard. "Bend over that chair. I will teach you what happens when you talk back." S&M story, England and America. RP with me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Yaoi

England and Japan's friendly night at his hotspring turns hotter than expected. EnglandJapan, it's written badly. I just got back into writing. dedicated to AsWierdAsItGets on devaintART

When Italy takes Japan's first hug, Japan asks him to take responsibility. No one expected Italy to obey, and NEVER in this way. Written for a fic exchange.

Hetalia Fairy Tales 1: Sleeping Beauty, America/England style. crackish humor.

America/Japan. America says he has better porn than Japan. Japan takes this as a challenge.