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 Author has written 10 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス>, Elder Scroll series, Vocaloid, and Rosario + Vampire. You may have noticed the 2 in my pen name. Well, it's because I'm the same old writer, but have new digs because Google disabled my old school account. Yes baby, The Unknown Writer of Love is back, with the stories on my old profile continued here. Yes, Kidnapped by a Lover, Don't Bully The Preps, and Duel Masters - Tournament will be continued here. I'll see what I can do about A Really Sexist Dumb Fanfic, since I still have a few changes to make to that one. Link to old profile: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4693103/Unknown-Writer-of-Love Link to Fiction Press account: https://www.fictionpress.com/u/995338/ BONUS FICTIONPRESS PROMO! https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3265597/1/Shot-Through-The-Heart Plot Summary: Xander Collins is an assassin for The Bureau. On a mundane, regular mission he meets a beautiful girl with a barcode tattooed upon her left hand. As he talks to her, his cold heart becomes a curious one. Eventually, he joins her in a quest to take down the very organization he once belonged to. Favorite Movies: Race to Witch Mountain Equilibrium Now You See Me V For Vendetta The Revenant The Martian Interstellar Inception Pulp Fiction The Purge: Anarchy Caligula Sin City John Wick Lucy The Avengers Captain America: The Winter Soldier The Room Life Itself The Dark Knight Showgirls Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan Batman (1989) Bimbos BC Skyfall Guardians Of The Galaxy Face/Off Warm Bodies The Transporter Terminator 2: Judgement Day Kingsman: The Secret Service Kill Bill Vol. 1 Django Unchained Ghostbusters Snowpiercer Mad Max: Fury Road Edge of Tomorrow Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Mystery Science Theater 3000: The MovieFavorite Anime/Manga/Light Novels: Aria: The Scarlet Ammo Black Cat Bo-BoBo BoBo-BoBo Highschool of the Dead Highschool DxD Kanokon Infinite Stratos Kill La Kill Sword Art Online Darker Than Black No Game No Life SHUFFLE! Yu-Gi-Oh! GX Rosario Vampire (MANGA ONLY!) Seirei Tsukai no Bladedance (Lightnovel) Negima Magister Negi Magi (Manga) Blood Plus Keikkeishi Kaze No Stigma Soul Eater Serial Experiments Lain Basilisk To Love Ru/To Love Ru Darkness Read Or Die Aesthetica of a Rouge Hero Terra Formars Omamori HimariFavorite Music Artists: Mai Kotoge Pitbull Lady Gaga Eminem Carole King Queen Chic Eurythmics KC & The Sunshine Band Blondie Earth, Wind, & Fire Roxy Music Madonna AC/DC "Weird Al" Yankovic Kanye West Biggie Smalls Alan Silvestri Brian Tyler Hans Zimmer Katy Perry Mr. Big Justin Timberlake Usher Nelly Adele AC/DC a-haA sampling of my favorite characters: Kaito Shion (Vocaloid) Issei Hyoudou (Highschool DxD) Tsukune Aono (Rosario Vampire) Death The Kid (Soul Eater) Kouta Oyoumada (Kanokon) Chizuru Minamoto (Kanokon) Marth (Fire Emblem) Shulk (Xenoblade Chronicles) Horatio Caine (CSI: Miami) John Preston (Equilibrium) Johnny (The Room) Batman (DC Comics) Rice (BoBo-Bo BoBo-BoBo) Hatenko (BoBo-Bo BoBo-BoBo) Train Heartnet (Black Cat) Jaden Yuki (Yu-Gi-Oh GX) Takashi Komuro (Highschool of the Dead) Crow T. Robot (Mystery Science Theater 3000) Mike Nelson (Mystery Science Theater 3000) Hawkeye (Marvel Cinematic Universe) Rocket Racoon (Marvel Cinematic Universe) Gambit (X-Men) Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter) Beatrix Kiddo (Kill Bill) Agent 47 (Hitman) Kamito Kazehaya (Seirei Tsukai No Bladedance) Lain Iwakura (Serial Experiments Lain) Kazuma Kannagi (Kaze No Stigma) Rito Yuuki (To Love Ru) |
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Issei's Harem, A Devil's Heaven by Omamori Trinity DxD reviews
This is a series of lemons with Issei having a pleasurable time with his girls, which can vary. Lemon fic, so rated M. If you are uncomfortable with this, pls save us the trouble & don't read. Don't flame, pls R&R if you like. Issei x his harem. NOTE: If you have questions about updates, PM me. Don't do it in the review section. Chapter 15 posted.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 119,798 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 6/30/2012 - H. Issei, Rias G., A. Asia, H. Akeno
Evva: Agent of Shield by xxMoonlitexx reviews
Nick Furry adopts a ice giant cause of the prophacy of 9 worlds, but she is raised in secret as a Shield Agent with the Avengers. But then Loki escapes from jail, also what happens when the world is in dark danger?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,976 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 6/26/2014
Derpédex by C7sus4 reviews
Starting out on a journey? Couldn't afford a normal pokédex? Then this is for you. This is your guide to the world of pokémon for now. Lucky you. Rated M for graphic language, among other things. [Thanks a lot for 100 chapters, guys!]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 147 - Words: 228,051 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 2/1/2012
Yuuto's Harem by Omamori Trinity DxD reviews
Yuuto gets to spend time with his harem since they would want to express their love to him in their way. Lemon warning ahead, so if you don't like it, don't read. No flames, R&R. Chapter 5 now posted.
Omamori Himari/おまもりひまり - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,692 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/4/2018 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Yuuto, Himari, Kuesu
Rolls Off The Tongue by RareNyte reviews
"Just one kiss, right?" Jaune had never been a ladies' man, but with the discovery of his incredibly odd semblance which means he is forced to kiss a different girl each week in order to keep it, he may very well be forced to become one. (Auditions for some voice acting, PM for details )
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 224,003 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 2,656 - Follows: 3,048 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 11/6/2015 - Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Cinder F., Team RWBY
Lust of The Dead by WolfDraco37 reviews
After surviving the Outbreak, Takashi and the girls formed a harem relationship. Now they live happily together in an undisclosed location. LEMON STORY. So don't like then don't read. Now a Two-Shot.
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Takashi K., Rei M., Saeko B., Saya T.] - Complete
To-Love-Ru: Operation Harem Time! by Fu-reiji22 reviews
this takes place when Momo Gets Rito and Yui alone in his house and room. only changes are Yui gets to Kiss Rito and it leads to more and Mea disabling the barrier comes a bit late so Momo gets to see her Harem plan take it's first big step forward. There are to be many lemons in this fanfiction so enjoy Rito x Harem.
To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,952 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Rito Y.
Boy to Man by Gam3r4L1f3 reviews
A steamy Mikado x Rito one shot. Visiting the school nurse after school one day when she's absent from school, Rito gets a lesson in love that he'll never forget. Disclaimer: I obviously do not own TLR.
To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Rito Y., Mikado R.
Secret Life of Gasper and Issei by Fu-reiji22 reviews
This is the story of a Life of young vampire and his senior. This is the life of Gasper and Issei becoming lovers as they explore their new relationship while keeping it hidden from everyone. XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXWARNINGXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX There is going to be lots of Yaoi Lemons. i want everyone who reads to be mindful of that fact. thank you.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 158 - Published: 6/21/2015 - [H. Issei, V. Gasper]
Highschool DxD: Issei DxD by Fu-reiji22 reviews
these are stories of Issei going through his life with his harem plus some. let us see how his life continues to change starting with a date one of the four Great Satan's, Serafall Leviathan. this is all Issei x Harem! depending on the reviews this may be a continuing work. PS pictures of outfits are based off mobage cards and will be posted on my Deviantart acc. look up Fu-reiji.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,369 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 9/6/2014 - H. Issei
To Love Ru Mama Sephie by Fu-reiji22 reviews
A what if kind of thing at the end of chapter 49. remember don't take too seriously cause like everything else on this site, it's fanfiction. just enjoy it.
To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Rito Y. - Complete
Passion of the Dead by DarkChild316 reviews
After surviving a zombie horde and making it to a safe house for the night, the survivors all spend the night unwinding from the hell they had been through. But when Takashi accidentally tries to bathe at the same time as the girls, he finds that they have a different kind of stress relief in mind. Takashi/Saeko/Rei/Saya. Please R&R.
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 183 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Takashi K., Saeko B., Rei M., Saya T.] - Complete
Tag, You're It by Sexy-Whales reviews
The rules are quite simple. Players will have twenty hours to escape from the hotel. Failure to do so will result in the building's detonation at the twentieth hour. We advise that you begin your escape as soon as possible and, of course, we wish you good luck. Rated M for violence and gore, and some language
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,856 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Miku H., Rin K., Len K., Luka M.
Monster High and a Vampire by Arsao Tome reviews
Don't have a heart attack, after almost two long years it's back.
Crossover - Rosario + Vampire & Monster High - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Tsukune A., Clawdeen
Do It All Night by SerenaXXXDarien reviews
When Miku calls Kaito after six long years of separation, lust wins over logic. MikuXXXKaito, CHAPTER FIVE IS UP! CHAPTER FIVE IS UP!
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,753 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Miku H., Kaito S.
In the Rhythm of Two Hearts by The To LOVE-Ru Reviewer reviews
Another love poem from the Reviewer! Based on an unpublished story by Elden, without which the context may be left to your imaginations. A Yui/Rito fic. Rated M just to be safe.
To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Yui K., Rito Y. - Complete
I'm Game For That by Some Moron reviews
We have parodies of the book series and spoofs of the movies. You know what we're missing? There's a severe shortage of satires of the Harry Potter computer game series. Time to change that! Brought to you by the author of Hogwarts Reads My Immortal. Full of obscure references!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,524 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Harry P., Nearly Headless Nick - Complete
You Got HaruhiRolled! by superstarultra reviews
Watch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/25/2009
Touhou: Journey to the Smashing Beyond by Game2002 reviews
Life was going normally for 11 inhabitants of Gensokyo until they are transported to a foreign world all of a sudden one day. Little do they know that this is only the beginning of their biggest adventure yet. Touhou/SSB crossover.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 130 - Words: 765,586 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Complete
Another Night With The Harem by Omamori Trinity DxD reviews
Since Negi has grown much & matured still an early teen , Eva intends to let him experience adult stuff. Soon Ayaka, Konoka & Nodoka joins along with them. Lemon ahead, R&R, no flames pls.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Negi S. - Complete
The Guardian's Affections & Needs by Omamori Trinity DxD reviews
Yuuto turns 18 and Himari has something for him, as well as fulfilling some particular needs for her. My first OmaHima fic. Kinda long but its good; its what I had come up. Be warned: lemon ahead! No flames pls!
Omamori Himari/おまもりひまり - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Yuuto, Himari - Complete
4 To 1 by Omamori Trinity DxD reviews
Negi will spend a night with Yuna, Ako, Akira and Makie. 5-shot LEMON WARNING! Please go easy on me since this the first time I made a lemon fic of this kind. R&R!
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Negi S. - Complete
A Show For The Teacher by Omamori Trinity DxD reviews
During a vacation, the class rep wanted to show Negi her feelings and give him a time of his life. Negi & Ayaka lemon. Got this from a wet dream I had. R&R, no flames!
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Negi S., Ayaka Y. - Complete
The Harem Plan Commences by Repiece reviews
Momo begins her harem plan as she calls for a plant that lets out Rito's luscious ambition toward the girls of To-Love Ru.
To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,348 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Rito Y. - Complete
A Party Plus A Vampire by MichaelAlexanderStories reviews
Tsukune gets invited to a slumber party and discovers himself precariously balanced between his best friends' desires. WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS NOT JUST LEMONS, BUT IS LEMONADE. BE WARNED
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,771 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Tsukune A., Moka A. - Complete
Canon Rape by Bittersweet Romanticide reviews
In the fandom of Pokemon, some characters are badly portrayed, laws of the realm are clearly denied, and inconsistencies run rampant through poorly written stories. Don't worry, fair readers, I'm here to help. Innuendos and very coarse language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 87,819 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Mystery Science Theater 3002! by Anicrazy reviews
A PokemonMystery Science Theater 3000 crossover. Deoxys captures Ash, May and Brock's Pokemon, locking them up in a satellite where they are forced to watch and review bad Pokemon fics until Rayquaza catches up with Deoxys...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,043 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2007
520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
The Oozing Masculinity Chazz Princeton Pack by ReaperRain reviews
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Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Jaden Y./Jūdai Y. - Complete
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Vocaloid: The House of Heaven reviews
Crypton sends Kaito Shion to an island on a business trip and birthday gift. He finds that there are a group of other female Vocaloids on the island, ready and willing to fulfill any fantasy he may have. Contains a truckload of lemons. Kaito X sharing!bisexual!Harem. If this summary does not appeal to you, you probably shouldn't read this, because it's exploitation-style.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 3/11/2016
Vocaloid: Kill List reviews
An assassin receives a mysterious package containing an encrypted list of people to kill, and begins to carry out the deaths of those listed inside to uncover the mystery surrounding the organization he works for.. Rated M for strong bloody violence, strong language, drug use, and brief sensuality and nudity.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Kaito S.
Smooth As Silk reviews
Miku and Luka head back to the dressing room after a show to have a little bit of fun after a horrible audience put a damper on the performance. Little did they know that they would disrupt someone who would soon walk in and join in. This is no longer a oneshot, but still contains lemons. MikuxLukaxKaito.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/23/2015 - [Miku H., Luka M., Kaito S.] - Complete
Vocaloid: Magical Conspiracy reviews
In the Glaxiso solar system, philandering prince Len Kagamine asks an adventurer named Kaito Shion to accompany him on a mission to uncover a conspiracy regarding a crashed peaceful first contact mission to a planet with similar life forms. Comes with photo references for characters. Rated T for violence and some nudity. KaitoxMiku. AU.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - [Kaito S., Miku H.] Len K.
Vocaloid: Love VS Love reviews
Len and Kaito used to be the best of friends. However, the death of their parents caused their friendship to be torn apart, as they blame each other for their respective parent's death. As high school students, they have some support behind them, and they use this support to get back at each other. KaitoxHarem, LenxHarem. Rated T for language, nudity, and some dark humor.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Len K., Kaito S.
Vocaloid: Age of Nightfall reviews
10 years after a mysterious blast that wiped out 40% of the world's population and mutated 50% of it, a group of survivors fight against the monsters that endanger them and figure out the cause of The Blast. The fight is tough, but they'll make it through. Strong violence, intense scenes of action throughout, strong sexuality, and some strong language. Read and Review.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 9/23/2014 - [Miku H., Kaito S.] [Len K., unknown 33] - Complete
Vocaloid: The Sun Beats Down reviews
Kaito and Miku spend a day at the beach. If this isn't descriptive enough, I'm sorry. This plot is so uncomplex that's the farthest I can think I can go without sounding flowery. Lots of fanservice, lots of limes, and a lemon at the end of this story.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 10/11/2014 - [Miku H., Kaito S.] - Complete
Intertwined reviews
Four intertwining stories of Skyrim adventurers. Following different paths that will lead to one, they will be led to gold, glory, and stories to tell forever. Mainly a master/servant Dragonborn!Tsukune x outer!Moka, but may contain onesided Tsukune x Kurumu. T for slightly bloody violence and language. Now M due to a lemon.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Tsukune A., Moka A.] Kurumu K.
Project Spirit Storm reviews
The famed mercenary group Infinite Stratos recieves a mission to track down advanced weaponry and destroy it before a drug dealer with the goal of world domination can use it to intimidate the world into submission. Contains strong bloody violence, strong language, lemons, limes, and nudity. This contains no IS. badass!skilled!sexy!25yrs!Ichika x sharing!25yrs!Harem. AU.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [Ichika O., Houki S., Cecilia A., Charlotte D./Charles]
A Really Sexist Dumb Fanfic: Double Trouble reviews
This is a repost of my old story A Really Sexist Dumb Fanfic. It's here because I still feel like I have a few more riffs to make, and I can't access my old account. Rated M for language, sexual references, and the worst fanfic I've ever read.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,857 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Complete