I guess you could say I care less about about myself then others. I would rather die than let my friends or family get hurt in anyway. I have never broken a promise (much like Naruto) I feel those who do are scum. Jerks are something I do not tolerate!!!!!!! I have seen many a reviews where people bashed the story and sometimes even the author themselves. Needless to say, ALL OF YOU JERKS SUCK. Of course I know that nobody that has ever read my stories would ever bash or flame because that is something that insignificant losers would ever do!

Fave Animes in this order: Dragonball/Z/GT, Naruto/Shippuden, Bleach, Soul Eater, Yugioh, Beyblade.

Least Fave Animes in this order: Pokemon, Redekai.

Fave Anime Couples in this Order: NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, ChoIno, GohVid, GokChi, VegeBul (lol VegeBul, Vegie Bowl) NejTen, GaaMat.

Least Fave in this Order: NaruSasu, NaruSaku, SasuHina, SakuHina, KibaHina, Shinohina.

Fave Male Anime Character in Order: Gohan, Sasuke, Naruto, Ichigo, Uryuu, Piccolo

Fave Female Anime Characters in Order: Videl, Sakura, Hinata, Orihime, Rukia, Madoka

Guess what, bitches? IT'S CHALLENGE TIME! Note, if you take one of these challenges, please PM me so that I may post it on the list of people who are using them. I will also post a link.

Author/Link

Challenges:

Naruto Challenges:

Challenge 1: Many people believe that if Naruto were to know of his heritage during the academy, he would become stronger than Sasuke and Itachi combined. What I want you to do is, have two different Nine Tails, both are foxes, Naruto will still get Kurama, but Sasuke will get the other one. I actually don't care what you name the newer one, but it will have to be a pure hearted version of Kurama, which will use its influence to negate Sasuke's growing thirst for vengeance. The story line would follow the cannon, but with the difference of both Naruto and Sasuke knowing their fathers single strongest jutsu. BUT, it cannot be a Space-Time Ninjutsu. It would have to be a 'C' rank version of the jutsu. Also, Sasuke and Naruto would still be best-friends with the main difference of this story being that, Sasuke does not leave with Orochimaru. But, here is the catch, Manda will have died, being replaced by an adult White-Snake, he will be the father of two other White-Snakes. His name will be 'Hebikingu'. His sons' names will be 'Hebishiro' and 'Hebiryu'. The elder brother is your decision.

Also, Sasuke needs to get the 'Snake-Contract' in order to make the story go as planned. You could have him get it from Anko, make Orochimaru become a good guy and give it to him, or he could find that shit and use it. Also, if you want to (in my oppinion, this would make stories better), give Tenten 'Metal Release' (Metaruton), and give Kankuro some knowledge in Fuinjutsu. He'd need it for another suggestion, Puppet Armor. Codaram named the Puppet armor for me, but I lost it on my old computer when it broke. I think it was 'Mokusei Hifu'. Finally, Iruka should be revealed to be Naruto's older brother. His age should be either 17 or 18 during Itachi's appearance. He should have been on Itachi's team, and he will be capable of summoning doves, in order to give an edge in their team. Basically, he should have the same techniques as Itachi, but instead of using crows, he should use doves. Also, he should have an affinity for water and lightning. That should give them proper teamwork abilities that they would need.

Now, for a list of jutsu just for reference.

Fugaku:

Kiramobu: Pretty much the same thing as the Rasengan, but it's yellow and has many sparkles on its inside, in place of spiralling.

Preferred Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku, GaaMat, ShikaTema, InoSai (or InoCho), KibaGround (later, KibaAnyFuckenMateYouWant) (yes, I just said that shit), NejiTen, ShinoShion, LeeAnybody, KakaYugao, GaiShiz (cause Shizune is the Shiz), KankYouFuckenChoose.

More challenges to come later.

If You Hate Bullying, Then Copy & Paste This Into Your Profile and add your name: Exyle

Blood.

That's the first thing I remembered.

Blood was the one thing I hated more then anything.

Mommy.

Why'd you let them do it?

Why'd you let them spill it?

Why'd you let them spill my blood?

It's vital, needed, life sustaining, without it we would die.

Why mommy?

Why'd you let them hurt me.

It's okay, mommy.

I forgive you.

I know it wasn't your fault.

Goodbye mommy.

I'm giving into the cold.

The darkness is eating me.

Goodbye mommy.

I love you.

Goodbye.

LOGS FUCKING ROCK, WHILE KICKING ASS!

Honorary Member of The Book of Log.

If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile

Position: You guys decide.

Possible Book of Log Positions:

Log Worshiper: Beginning position. No requirements

Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapters) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story

Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log

OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews

OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.

Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still recommended.

Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is ineligible from using the log for a period of two months.

Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:

For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.

For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
saplings.

For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
saplings.

For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.

For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
twenty-five saplings.

If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.

'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4

'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3

'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16

'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82

'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9

'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70

Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

X

Put this on your
page if you love
Hinata!

x Put this if
x you love them
x together!
x
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Put this on your page if you love NARUTO X HINATA (and to help them gain world domination).

If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles, Tenshi Namikaze, Arashigan16, Gravity The Wizard, Kyuubi123, Kingkakashi, Zentary, Dreaded Rasengan, Exyle

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

you know you live in 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually look to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Justin Beiber said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would rather pull a gun out and shoot yourself.

A yoyo is actually really difficult to master. So are fractions. Only every 9/5 people who use a yoyo are capable of bringing it back up by the time they're 24.

Post this on your profile if your part 2/1 who can.

Fact: There is a such thing as edible paper.

Fact: There is a such thing as edible socks.

Fact: I like taco's.

Fact: Selena Gomez has Black hair.

Fact: Fran Fine's panties are edible.

Fact: You kept reading.

Fact: You didn't realize.

Fact: You just checked back to see what you missed.

Fact: You still Haven't noticed.

Fact: You just read five different Facts before you realized that you didn't realize that you weren't paying attention to the panties fact.

Fact: And now your laughing at your idiocy.

Fact: I just pissed you off.

Fact: I really don't care, I just tried to brighten your day.

Read This Out Loud:

This is a cat.

Is is a cat.

How is a cat.

To is a cat.

Keep is a cat.

An is a cat.

Idiot is a cat.

Busy is a cat.

For is a cat.

Twenty is a cat.

Seconds is a cat.

Now Read The Bolded Words Out Loud.