Ladies and gentlemen. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the stories told to you now at "RWBY Lemon One-Shot Collection". Hope you enjoy. Rated for, what should be, obvious reasons

A knock on the door, a FedEx crate, no name or return address? And a 10-year-old Japanese girl who doesn't speak English at all! But damn can she play the guitar! (Just my own little version of Noodle spending her time at Kong Studios as a 10-year-old, amnesiac.) I DON'T OWN THESE CHARACTERS OR THEIR MUSIC! ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!

Sawyer has a job for the Lagoon Company... Well, for Rock in particular. But it's not a typical job of larceny, murder or intimidation. She wants to go on a date with Rock. Rated M for sex in later chapters and violence.

May Zedong the flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cocky sniper of team BRNZ signs up for a sharp shooting tournament held during the Vytal festival after meeting and amusing herself by teasing the ever adorable Ruby Rose. Read how a friendly competition can be the catalyst for so much more. Pairing Long Distance (RubyxMay) (cover art by an inebriated Scott Falco)

A prediction I have for something that would happen in the not too distant future of RWBY. The premise would be that Ironwood, in his growing defensive paranoia, continues setting up the Kingdom of Atlas on a war footing, becoming more and more dictatorial in his desire to protect the kingdom, while unknowingly aiding Salem's aims.

Skout is, above all else, loyal. Her devotion stems from admiration and something much deeper for her beautiful captain, Toth. Some Brains and Brawns/Skoth fluff. Feedback is greatly appreciated.

Meet Prism. A teenage gem who is learning about humanity and living in society. Will be able to succeed with the help of his family or will he not live to see what lies ahead of him

Escaping the war our pilot crash lands on remnant. He will have to face Grimm, terrorists, and even himself at times in order to survive. But will he be able to? My second titanfall RWBY crossover.

Some say Sienna Khan has become too complacent. Some say Adam Taurus should lead the White Fang. Some say Adam Taurus already leads the White Fang. They are wrong, and now comes the time to prove it.

Rock is asked to inspect Sawyer's handy work for the Triads. After making a random comment, a certain someone starts to take an interest in the Japanese man. RockxSawyer, Lemon, One Shot.

Team RWBY has just finished up thwarting a grimm invasion and capturing the nefarious Torchwick. Now they're crossing paths with a familiar foe as they stumble upon her, beaten and left for dead. How with the girls react? How will the school? How will her past allies? Team RWBY may just be gaining an unlikely new teammate. M for language and violence.

subject delta is many things, a monster, a father, a protector, a ... student? after waking up in the emerald forest delta is taken to Beacon academy and found out that after he died he became younger. now enrolled in the academy the now 17 year old delta has to keep up with his new Teammates Ruby,Weiss,Blake,and Yang. hopefully he will keep from killing any fellow students.

RWBY characters get 'busy' with other RWBY characters. Complete smut that has probably been going on for far too long!

Rated M for good reason. Neo has a fun little hobby that leaves men breathless and in a world of pleasure. When the pint sized psycho runs into a certain blonde boy he catches her fancy, and she decides to introduce him to her hobby... in the middle of class.

The Rookie. One of those strong, silent, types. After finding himself trapped in a strange alien universe, The Rookie joins on with commander Shepard to hunt down a rogue SPECTRE who may just know The Rookie. On Hiatus.

AU- When Delta and Eleanor escaped from Rapture they arrived in a world that may be just as dangerous as the one they left. Do they have what it takes to survive or will they fall victim to the Grimm?

Following the Battle of Beacon, Neopolitan is found with no memories of her past life.

Before Noodle arrived at Kong Studios, she had been shipped to the wrong address and met a man on Baker Street. Years later, the Gorillaz end up moving into 221C Baker Street, and Noodle reunites with the detective she met years ago. Little does she know that she and her band members are now in danger by associating themselves with this detective, whose worst enemy has returned...

Jaune was always known to be a nice guy. But, what happens when his foul-mouthed, weed smoking Cousin Zake comes over? RATED M for Mature Content, Lemons, Adult themes, ETC.

Have you ever wondered how our favorite zombie killing crew would react if they were a team at Beacon? Follow them as they try to find out where they are and how they can get back home. This is not the end of them, this is just the start. COVER IMAGE DOES NOT BELONG TO ME.

When Steven and Amethyst find a buried gem in beach city, Steven decides to watch over it and protect it, But when Onyx the male Gem awakens a whole new era is born. Once Onyx meets the Crystal Gems and some enemies and past enemies secrets get revealed, and feeling are everywhere. How will this all effect Onyx though? The answer...is in this fic.

It's August 1st meaning that it's IQ's birthday. Bandit tries to make the occasion as special as he can.

An innocent mistake releases a horrifying beast in the bowls of Beacon, and no young Huntress's virtue is safe... [Tentacle Grimm/Every Female Character]

Grimm bestiality ladies and gentlemen, let's make no mistake. This here is a collaborative effort with myself and Kiko Gorgon contributing chapters. It will get intense, and no huntress is safe. We hope that you enjoy, but you have been warned.

Echo was an honorable, and smart Elite Big Brother who did his duties without question. After being put in deep hibernation and reawakened he roams what is now rapture to continue his duty but encounters one of Raptures Elite Big Sister. Meeting each other the two create a bond of love with one another along with their young charge But will it all end sooner then expected.

In an effort to keep smut from taking over my profile, all oneshot by-request lemons will be posted here. That being said, this is very much still a humour piece. By it's very nature, this fic will have a wide variety of characters and kinks. Tread lightly.

"Neo was born in the life of crime, treated badly and abused since birth to keep her helping those wishing to do evil to the world. Ruby Rose born into the life of Huntresses and doing good in the world. What happens when these two cross paths? And why can't Ruby get the silent girl out of her head?" Trigger warnings contains abuse of a character, don't like don't read. AU

Cade Daniels has just taken the job of Guidance Counsellor at Zoo-Phoenix Academy. Unfortunately, He wasn't informed that the Academy was for different kinds of animals and creatures! Now, he must settle in at his new home and help the students of Safe Haven while also trying to figure out the real reason he was sent here. Rating may change over time from T to M.

We all know who the four crystal gems are: Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven. But what would it be like if their was a fifth member of the team? Join the newest member of the crystal gems as they work together to protect earth.

Demeter was destroyed. There were no survivors. That is what the official reports say, anyways.

Just another generic challenge. Rated T because I'm a paranoid person

Thirty years after Pamela Voorhees died, Jason is still the feared serial killer of Camp Crystal Lake but now machines were encroaching on his territory, tearing down his forest and inviting more dirty children to sully the land. One girl is different to the rest. Can she save him or will he succumb to forces beyond his control? ON HIATUS

A lonely But very smart Boy wakes up on the shores of Plastic Beach and ends up working for Murdoc as Cyborg Noodles mechanic. But could it be possible that Cyborg Noodle has a certain feeling for the boy? Now rated M for strong language and sexual themes

When one hormonal, teenage, Big Sister gets attached to an Alpha Series only insanity can insue. Alpha SeriesxBig Sister

Roanapur's best cleaner has a habit of writing when she's bored. Starts slow, but action's on the way...