Aevary Shattern
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Joined 09-29-13, id: 5187456, Profile Updated: 03-09-16
Author has written 3 stories for F.E.A.R., and Dragon Age.

1/12/16

Um, hi. I'm Aevary... Hi... I already said hi, crap. Well, I'm an ass. I am a 'mostly' honest ass though. Still an ass... Well, I love myself don't I? Feelin' it here, all that love and self-respect is just heartwarming. Truly.

2/20/16

Oh, right, I'm also an avid craftsman of the art of sarcasm. Wield it like a torch in piss lighting in a monster infested cave.

"Why, for once, can't the spiders in caves be like normal sized spiders everywhere else?!

Or are the little ones everywhere else just devolved mini-me versions of the big ass ones???"

Quote by: Dorian Pavus, Magister and Sarcasm Extrodinaire

*Dorian: Vishante kaffas! I. Am an Altus!*

3/9/2016

Down below is something hil-air-ious! Click eeeeeeeeet. Und laaaaaaaaff yur ash off!

Now a List of (Mostly) Funny Shite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GWs6VYCnao Being a Funny "ASS!!" XD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mAwX-EPYuw Punchin a Racist Bitch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke2DTTs81g0 Doriiiiaaaaaan Pavus ;{.

I feel so unloved! Where are ze people!? ZE DOCTOR DEMANDS, FRESH MEAT!!! Und I'm lonely. Hugz?

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Once Upon A Dream by Neteri Draconis reviews
I have lived a long time. Longer than anyone else should have to live. I have known many great and wonderful things, and many great and wonderful people. And I have mourned them all as they passed and I stayed. Such was the way of my world. But even that was not to endure. My world has changed. It began with the Breach, which led me to the elf with the ageless eyes. Eyes like mine.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,676 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/25/2017 - Published: 9/3/2015 - [Lavellan, Solas]
Try Me by DalishCheese reviews
Inquisitor Lavellan and Solas attend an Orlesian play together. Naughty activities ensue. Rated M for sexual content.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/8/2015 - [Solas, Lavellan] Leliana, Josephine M.
A Little Heresy by fenhediis reviews
Around a Dalish fireside, old stories of youth, headstrong lust and the Dread Wolf resurface. As the night progresses, however, the tales stir up far more than simple memories. Solas and Ellana exchange cultural lessons in the arts of pleasure. Solavellan one shot. Rated M. For questions, comments or prompts come visit me at fenhediis on tumblr.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2015 - [Solas, Lavellan] - Complete
Invictus by Neteri Draconis reviews
By all rights, I shouldn't have ended up in Thedas. I shouldn't have fallen in love with a slave, and I most definitely shouldn't have found out that I'm not entirely human. I should have graduated high school, gone on to college, and lived an average apple pie life. That's the way my life should have been. But that's not the way it turned out. Rated T for profanity. Very AU.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,702 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Anders, Hawke (M), Fenris, Elgar'nan
Trinity BloodHellsing: Orgins of the Krusink by WolfGear reviews
Vampires are public again and Sir Hellsing has no choice but to enlist the help of vampire hunter Shiloh Nightlord, but when things take a turn for the worst, a new monster is needed to even the playing field, behold the tale of the frist Krusink! Seras Victoria, abel nightroad, Astharoshe Integra
Crossover - Hellsing & Trinity Blood - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,555 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Seras, OC, Abel N., Astharoshe A.
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Curse of the Warden reviews
The Hero of Fereldan's greatest weakness? Mercy, too much of it. Compassionate, to a fault. Understanding? It will damn him. (Happy! I asked for H-E-L-P, not threats!)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Alistair, Sten, Cousland
Life-- Prologue reviews
!SPOILERS! Rating T may go up. Solavellan Solas, Fen'Herel has won, the Inquisitor has been defeated. (Yeah, I know it's REALLY short, but I'm doing this in my class, so gimme a break. At least the content is well written. I'll put up more later.)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2016
Alma's Third
Whatever happened after Point Man, perfect brother, killed me again, brought our new sibling into the world? That child, that child with so much potential. And so many choices. The one I speak to as Mother once did to me. The one the world wants to kill... What will the Last Son do in response? Shall we...?
F.E.A.R. - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2016