Hi I'm clo7615,

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 to reach out and slap someone

Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that - Definitely Leo Valdez.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill many people - Another Leo Valdez moment. :)

Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music

Forecast for tonight: darkness - Wow really, I wasn't expecting that.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something - True...

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

I'm not random I just think faster than you. - Yeah!!

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience.

Want to know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.

People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs - Hahaha!!!

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with nonsense - true

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. - I need to try that.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! - I know many people like this!!!

I have a dream and in it, something eats you - I have a couple of people in mind.

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! - Ouch. :)

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? - All the time.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! - Me too!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

PJO quotes:

"With great power comes the great need to take a nap." - Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

"God alert! It's the Wine dude!" - Blackjack, Titans Curse

"Go chase a doughnut!" - Percy Jackson, Sea of Monsters

"See that's what happens to snow in Texas lady. It - freaking - melts!" - Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero

You know how teachers always tell you the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster than anything else. -Percy, The Demigod Files

"Aphrodite took my snowboarding jacket. Mugged by my own mom!" - Piper McLean, The Lost Hero

That's one good thing about sea serpents: They're big babies when it comes to getting hurt. -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

It's great when you're a celebrity to squids. -Percy Jackson, The Demigod Files

"It's all right. We just had a family spat."

"Family spat? You turned me into a dandelion!" -Persephone and Nico, The Demigod Files

I'll have a cheeseburger and-AHHH! My friend's on fire! Get me a bucket! -Jason Grace, The Lost Hero

"The plant war," Percy said, "You're going to arm all the little grapes with tiny assault rifles?" -Percy, The Mark of Athena

"So...they want to replace all wine with cranberry juice or something?" -Percy Jackson, The Mark of Athena

"We have trained all the famous mer-heroes! Name a mer-hero, and we have trained him or her!"

"Oh sure," Leo said. "Like...um, the Little Mermaid?" -Aphros and Leo Valdez, The Mark of Athena

I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." -Percy, a PJO book

"Why do you need to gallop while you fly?"

"Why do humans have to sway their arms while they walk? I dont know boss, but it just feels right." -Percy and Blackjack, a PJO book

Count every "F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY?

THERE ARE 6 - no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's.

The reasoning behind this is the brain cannot process 'OF' (Seriously)

Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
Copy and paste it to your profile! It took me ages to get it!

Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief

22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian

23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO book

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I didn't just hit you. I just high-fived your face

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

On a scale of 1 to crazy, I'm a PENGUIN!

I don't get it...boys think girls are so complicated. Haven't they met themselves?

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. In other words, amateurs should do everything.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Life sucks and then you die. get over it.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

The road to success is always under construction.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

I had my soul removed to make room for sarcasm and I don't regret it.

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

"If you don't understand my silence, then you won't understand my words."

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died

Everyone Is Entitled To Their Own Opinion, It Just That Yours Is Stupid

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

I see no good reason to act my age.

Don't follow my footsteps. I run into walls.

Be a dork! Because being cool is overrated.

At this moment, you're the oldest you've ever been. Pretty deep, huh?

Worst time to have a heart attack: during a game of charades.

If you're reading this then you're not dead. Good for you.

Actually, I don't need a moment. You can shove it.

You're weird. I like you.

I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.