Okami-nee
 Author has written 1 story for Fairy Tail. FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? Question mark? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Killer of thy Cookies (Singapore), Inspirational Spark (Both of us!)- United States, UmbraFox (Australia), XxJessalinAtaroxX (USA), Inhuman X(USA, USA, USA, USA, USA!!), Tochiotome-chan (Indonesia) Peace 2 All! Kaida-nee Alberona (USA)= BlackShiki (Australia), FairyExorcist (USA), Shade Michels (USA), Okami-nee(USA), Age: 13 Gender: Female Location: I am not telling you ever Siblings: Yuki Demonward, Shade Micheals, Shi Katsu Personallity: Weird, silly, loves to make people happy, But, While defend people or me if events call for it, eyes with flash red Hobbies: Obessed with Anime Ruinning people's life best friend (Shi Katsu, Yuki Demonward) Kicking butt reading Fanfiction wirting stories Shipping OTP drawing Anime I have seen: Fairy Tail Soul Eater Black Butler Amnesia Attack On Titan Vampire Knight Blue Exorcsit Hetalia Death Note Ouran High School Host Club SAO( Who has seen SOA 2 ?) FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS: FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dummy?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run my little retarded friend, run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this! Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. Best Friends: Will knock them the hell out! Friends: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. Best Friends: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! Friends: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. Best Friends: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass FRIENDS:Will pick you up when you fall down BEST FRIENDS:Will pick you up, then trip you again FRIENDS:Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it BEST FRIENDS:Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours FRIENDS:Will leave when they feel insulted BEST FRIENDS:Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong FRIENDS:Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying BEST FRIENDS:Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry FRIENDS:Will be crying at your funeral BEST FRIENDS:Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you FRIENDS:ask why your crying BEST FRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen BEST FRIENDS: Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parents house. FRIENDS: Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster BEST FRIENDS: Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" When you explain your predicament FRIENDS: Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class BEST FRIENDS: Laugh, and never let you forget it. FRIENDS: Will give you your phone back BEST FRIEND: Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result. FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME" FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'. FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date." FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush. BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him. Friends : Fade BestFriends : are 4 ever If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! X.X.X The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won’t put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. X.X.X 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?) On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) Favorite Characters 1. Cobra 2. Rouge 3. Zeref 4. Mavis 5.Lucy 6.Erza 7.Gray 8.Cana 9. Freed 10.Acnologia Have you ever read a 5/10 fanfiction before? Yes, it was by Line464d, check her out Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? He is finger-lickin' good mmm! What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant? nada, unless it was the opposite, but let's be serious it is COLU for lyfe! Do you remeber reading a fanfic for 9? Yes, it was actually very good Would 7 and 2 make a good couple? Meh... \-.-/ What would happen if 7 found 3 and 8 in a seceret realation ship? Gray~" Hey Cana, got any booze we coul... Z-ZEREF!!! Cana~ " N-no it's not what it looks like.. Zeref~ " * sulks* Why must he be afraid -.-" Make a summary for 2/6 fanfic at least 20 words. Pickup lines. Cheesey words all for a blush or two, but when the Shadow Dragon Slayer faces the sword-wielding Titania. Will it be just the thing to start a love?" Hey I see your point, but let me handle you." A blush arose onto her face, the red head the stuttered nervously," Y-You could t-try." Is there anything such as a romantic fluff story for 4/10? Surprisingly, yes Suggest a tittle for a hurt/comfort/ story for 1/5. Poison. Something that could Kill, but will Cora's poison be just the antivenin that Lucy's venomous wound need ? Does anyone in your friends list read a 7/9 fanfic no If you wrote a song fanfic for 7/9 what would the tittle be with a warning? very smexy stuff involved What pick up line would 5 use on 3? I could be the light to your darkness.. I like all types of fanfics and i love to read. If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile! 100 things you should do in public 1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout “OH MY GOD I’M HIDEOUS!” 2) Run up to someone random on the streets and slap them with a loaf of bread. 3) Put a Dora in the middle of Walmart. When someone tries to pick it up yell “SWIPER NO SWIPING!” 4) Walk up to a small child that resembles you and tell them that you are them from the future. 5) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say that her son is adorable. 6) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment. 7) Go to PetSmart and buy a bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow. 8) Come to school late and when your teacher asks why, say your pet rock had a seizure. 9) Go jump on a random guy’s back and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN, RUN!” and see what happens. 10) Go to the library and ask for a book on how to read 11) Blow up a balloon and ask someone to pop it. When they do start running and screaming 12) Fill your mouth with whip cream and run down your block screaming “I HAVE RABIES!” 13) Run through a police station and yell “I finally escaped prison!” 14) Make “No Dumping- Violators will be prosecuted” signs and put them in public bathroom stalls. 15) Throw a plastic ball at somebody and then yell “get in your ball, your ball! you stupid Pokémon” 16) When the money comes out of the ATM yell “I WON! I WON! I WON!” 17) Go to Walmart, find a random old guy and yell “GRANDPA YOU’RE ALIVE, IT’S A MIRACLE!” 18) Buy and ice cream and ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your head. 19) When in an elevator with another person stare at them and breath heavily. 20) Follow strangers around the store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant. 21) Call someone to tell them you can’t talk right now. 22) Shout “FOR NARNIA!” and run into everything in your way. 23) Go to McDonalds ask for directions to Burger King. 24) Go up to random people at the mall, and show them your ID, and say “HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!?” 25) Sit in your parked car with sun glasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. 26) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole. 27) Dress up as Harry Potter and stalk someone all day shouting random spells at them. 28) Hide In a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say “Ah young one, welcome to Narnia” 29) Go up to your teacher and say I know what you did last night. 30) Throw a watermelon at someone’s face. Then get on your knees and grab your hair while screaming “NOOO!” 31) Go to a pet shop and point at an employee and shout “I want that one mommy!” 32) Go to an Italian restaurant and dress up as Mario. See what happens. 33) Go to a Chinese restaurant and ask for Mexican food. 34) Go up to a really buff man and yell “GRANDMA!” 35) Dress up Ronald McDonald and ask for A job at Burger King. 36) Convince a small child that they’re shadow is evil and will eat them. 37) Hug a tree and when people walk by say “We’re having a moment” 38) Ride on a shopping cart and scream “THE BRITISH ARE COMING” 39) Tell your dad in a public place “Look old man, I don’t want your candy!” 40) Go to the dentist and tell them that your toe hurts. 41)Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato. 42)Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it. 43) Walk up to random people and whisper "you are the chosen one" to them. 44)Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it. 45)When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away. 46)In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go." 47)Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's. 48)In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today. 49)Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper. 50)Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple. 51)Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!". 52)When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room. 53)When someone says "Have a nice day!" stare at them and say, "Don't tell me what to do!" 54)Make a cardboard car and go through a local drive through, then act as if everything's normal. 55)Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME". 56)Stay in the back of an elevator until a few people enter and say "I've Been Expecting You". 57)Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away. 58)Super glue a quarter to the floor and see how many people try to pick it up. 59)When your at school and someone talks on the p.a. system say loudly, "I'm hearing those voices again". 60)Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!!! 61)Call Pizza Hut. Talk about the difficulties of being a vegetarian, then order a pepperoni pizza. 62)Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief. 63) Dress as a chicken, go to KFC and shout at people "YOU'RE EATING MY BABIES!!! 64)Yell out "hey you with the pants on!" and see how many people turn around. 65)Go to Ikea, hide in a closet until someone walks by, jump out and yell "I'm back from Narnia!!". 66)Wear a snorkel while driving and stare at the people sitting next to you at traffic lights. 67)Get into a taxi, yell "Follow that car!" and point to a parked car. 68)Hold a wanted poster with a picture of you on it and ask someone if they have seen that person. 69)Go to the vet with a can of mashed tuna and ask can you fix him? 70)Fill a bucket with bouncy balls and dump them down a stair well with people in it and yell, MY BALLS. 71)Pretend to pass out in a busy place. When someone touches you scream "I WAS SLEEPING!" and run away. 72)Vacuum the lawn. When people walk or drive by, you get the best looks. 73)Go in front of a jogger, run in front of them and scream "STOP CHASING ME". 74)Take one grape to the check out. Say nothing. See how the cashier reacts. 75)Cut open a pineapples and scream "sponge bob I know your in there". 76)Call pizza hut, and say: Hello this is Pizza Hut, would you like to order a pizza. 77)Enter a dressing room at the mall. A few minutes later, scream "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!". 78)Go watch a horror movie in the theaters and scream at the parts that aren't the least bit scary. 79)Go into a crowded store and shout has anybody seen my tarantula. 80)When your neighbor leaves chase after their car yelling,"YOU FORGOT ME!!!". 81)Chase the ice cream truck until it stops for you. Then walk away. 82)Call Walmart and try to reserve a shopping cart. 83)Walk up to some random person and whisper, "I know what you did. But your secrets safe with me.". 84)Put a lost dog poster with a picture of a hot dog. 85)Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say "Are we gonna kill him or what?". 86)Go to a public bathroom stall and when someone comes in say, "I've been expecting you..." 87)Congratulate everyone coming out of the bathroom stall. 88)When someone comes out of the stall in the bathroom go in for 4 seconds then say "OH MY GOD!". 89)Start laughing insanely in a store, then walk away completely straight faced as if nothing happened. 90)Get a black suit case, hand it to a stranger and say,"You know what to do." in a secret spy voice. 91)In public when you see a pigeon yell "KEVIN! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU???!!!?!?!!?!??!". 92)Put your wet hands on someone face and yell "I DROPPED MY QUARTER IN THE TOILET, BUT I GOT IT BACK!" 93)Wearing old-style clothes ask some people what year it is then scream, "IT WORKED!" and run off. 94)Run up to an dude with a beard and scream "Dumbledore! You're alive!" Hug him. 95)Tie a rock to a string and take it for a walk. Every now and then yell "Bad boy, Fluffy!" 96)Go into a bathroom and as people come out of the stall say: I know what you did in there. 97)Go to a couple then scream at the man "you left me for her?!". 98)Walk up to stranger and say "Hey! Remember me?" if they say no say "Yeah me neither." and walk away. 99)Dress up as a cow, go into a butcher, and leave flowers at the beef and steak section. 100)Sit in the corner of an elevator and when someone comes on, say, "Oh no they trapped you too? Copy and paste if you thought that these were funny. You say English, we say Japanese You say cars,we say Nyan Cat You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid You say swords, we say Bleach You say reality, we say anime You say comics, we say manga You say countries, we say Hetalia You say hello, we say kon'nichiwa You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters ( so true ) You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal You say souls, we say Soul Eater You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto You say Family,We say Vongola You say notebook,We say Death Note You say rabbits,we say Alice in Wonder Land You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus. Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cry's She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul! Seriously if you are not at least teary eyed go find a doctor! Hush, little sister I can see your arms I know you scream I can see the way I know that people Hey, little sister You see, little sister He screamed at me You know, little sister But hush, little sister I'm sorry little sister Uh oh little sister Hush little sister -Unknown. Copy and paste this on your profile if you hate child abuse If you can read this than you have a very strong mind: TH15 M3554G3 53RV35 T0 PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG TH1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 TH1NG5! 1N TH3 B3G1NN1NG 1T WA5 H4RD BUT N0W, ON TH15 L1N3 YOUR M1ND 15 R34D1NG TH15 4UT0M4T1C4LLY W1TH 0UT 3V3N TH1NK1NG 4B0UT 1T, B3 PR0UD! 0NLY C3RT41N P30PL3 C4N R34D TH15. R3 P05T 1F Y0U C4N! You can say what you want. I don't care. I don't care if you think I'm a monster I don't care if you think I'm unpopular I don't care if you think I'm weird I don't care if you think I'm random I don't care if you think that the things I like are stupid I don't care if you want me to drop dead I don't care if you think I'm stupid I don't care if you want to see my tears or not I don't care if you insult me because of everything I do I don't care if you tell lies about me I don't care if you threaten me or hit me BUT I do care if your being bullied I do care if your losing your friends I do care if others think your weird I do care if you blurt out things without warning I do care about the things you are interested I do care if you try to commit suicide I do care about things you either fail or accomplish I do care about your feelings, I never want to see you cry I do care if people insult you when you walk around the hallways I do care about the lies they tell, and I swear I'll prove them wrong I do care if you are hurt or in pain Why? Because, friend or not, we are still human beings. I don't care if anyone says things about me, I just care about you and your feelings. I care because I can, and because not many people can understand you like I do. Even if I can't understand anything you feel, I will try, I swear it. We are human, it's what we do. So let me ask you this. Would you care about me too? 98% of girls would faint if Justin Beiber walked in the room. Repost if your the 2% that would tell him to make you a sandwich. 80% of people wouldn't do much if someone said "FairyTail sucks". Repost if your the 20% that would just tell Natsu to go burn their house. Repost if your a NaLu believer! Repost if you don't always watch Fairytail, but if you do nobody sees you for a month. Repost If you think Gajeel Red-fox is still a better singer than Justin Beiber. Of course he is. Repost if one of the most scarring things you can ever think of involves Ichiya from fairytail, fangirls, and short shorts. Funny Memes When you say everything happens for a reason, don't be surprised when I slap you in the face. It happened for a reason. Keep Calm or I'll punch you in the face. The more you talk, the more convinced I become that pushing you down a set of stairs would solve a lot of problems. People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason... Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat. One day my patience will run out, and I will punch you. In the face. Very hard. Home alone and hear a noise. Accept the fact that you're going to die. criminal pulls out pocket knife* * Spider-Man Talks* Spider-Man: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but you just found my weakness. It's small knives. Marvel's Black Widow: Now Hawkeye. It's time to do your thing! Marvel's Hawkeye: ... I'm out of arrows. Marvel's Black Widow: How many arrows did you bring? 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If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile {EVIL MOSQUITOES;(} If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. Five billion dollars is enough money to buy everyone on earth a 10-Speed Bike. If you didn't know this, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pasted something onto your profile more than once, copy this onto your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile. If you wish Anime was real in this world copy & paste this on to your profile! Copy and paste this if you've ever wanted to jump into a book and strangle a character for being dumb. Copy and paste this on your profile if you've wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in. 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If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile (the oven and mircowave too) If you love , copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile If you believe Prussia could be his own religion, copy and paste this to your profile. If you believe Prussia should be a country again, copy and paste this to your profile. If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile. WHETHER IT'S BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES, OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE! ...if you agree, put this in your profile. 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If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think writer's block is evil, put this in your profile. If you are a girl and you don't wear make-up, or if you are a guy and you do, paste this in your profile because you rock. If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile. If you thinks that you couldn't live without anime copy and paste this into your profile. The boy who wanted a doll for his sister On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to go to the supermarket to buy the remaining of the gifts I didn't manage to buy earlier. When I saw all the people there, I started to complain to myself: 'It is going to take forever here and I still have so many other places to go...' 'Christmas really is getting more and more annoying every year. How I wish I could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up after it...' Nonetheless, I made my way to the toy section, and there I started to curse the prices, wondering if after all kids really play with such expensive toys. While looking in the toy section, I noticed a small boy of about 5 years old, pressing a doll against his chest. He kept on touching the hair of the doll and looked so sad. I wondered who was this doll for. Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: 'Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?' The old lady replied: 'You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.' Then she asked him to stay here for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I started to walk toward him and I asked him who did he want to give this doll to. 'It is the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her, after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can not bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mother so that she can give it to her when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy will also go to see God very soon, so I thought that she could bring the doll with her to give it to my sister.' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I asked him to wait until I came back from the store.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself, where he was laughing. He then told me: 'I also want mommy to take this photo with her so that she will not forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and took a few notes and said to the boy, 'What if we checked again, just in case you have enough money?' 'Ok' he said. 'I hope that I have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll, and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money.' Then he looked at me and added:'I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me.' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and the white rose.' 'You know, my mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck who hit a car where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to come out of the coma that she was in. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself and went to buy a bunch of white roses and I went to the mortuary where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make a last wish before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place crying, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk man had taken all this away from him. If you are or know someone who is crazy, put this in your profile. If you love animals, put this in your profile. If you love to read, put this in your profile. If you find "copy and paste" thingys addicting, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re post it? 80% of people wouldn't do much if someone said "FairyTail sucks". Repost if your the 20% that would just tell Natsu to go burn their house. Repost if you don't always watch Fairytail, but if you do nobody sees you for a month. Repost If you think Gajeel Red-fox is still a better singer than Justin Beiber. Of course he is. Repost if one of the most scarring things you can ever think of involves Ichiya from fairytail, fangirls, and short shorts. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! Most PWNZORS reason! If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. You obsessively check your email almost every 10 minutes, copy and paste this to your profile. If your obsessed with anime and you know it, copy this and put in on your profile! If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile. If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile. If you sing a lot at random moments, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever thought you heard your text ringtone go off but didn't have one when you checked copy and paste this to your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that it's not fair that the guys in manga and anime are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mitchan007/Jessie, Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, LaharlCrazy1120, seshomaru94, Naruisawesome, Kit Raven, xLadyxChaosx, Okami-nee, When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress |
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