Welcome to my profile.

You won't find anything interesting here, just a bunch of stories I prefer to read.

Though, as an annoying person said, I must give some kind of information about myself. Read on, if you want. I don't really care.

102 Random Things About Me Emailed to me by the annoying person mentioned above.

1. Age? Older than the Moon

2. Height? Maybe 6 foot. I don't know for sure.

3. Eyes? Golden

4. Have any tattoos? No, but plenty of scars

5. And piercings? What do you think I am, a female? (No offence to women and girl of the world.)

6. Fave food? Bananas.

7. Fave pizza topping? Anything but anchovies.

8. Fave drink? I prefer wine.

9. Siblings? No.

10. Been in a fight? Many times.

11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? No.

12. Weight? Non of your business.

13. Fave snack? Banana

14. Fave candy? Twix

15. Fave movie? Saw

16. Fave show? CSI

17. Do you smoke? No.

18. Blonds or brunettes? Neither. Black hairs

19. Any scars? Many.

20. Fave music? Spooky music

21. Fave actor? Jude Law

22. Where do you live? Underground.

23. Do you miss anyone right now? Toothiana

24. Last person who made you cry? Sanderson.

25. Do you enjoy school? I'm out of School.

26. Desires? Secret.

27. Fave fast food joint? Arby's

28. What's the last thing you drank? Diet Mountain Dew

29. What are you doing right now? Talking to you.

30. Where would you like to go? Home.

31. Are you in a relationship? I refer to question 11.

32. Ever been arrested? Nope.

33. Ever had a stalker? Yes.

35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? No comment.

36. Is there a God? No comment.

37. Do you have a cell phone? No.

38. Are you squeamish? Do you really want to know?

39. Are you a human? No. I'm a Spirit.

40. Ever been in a speeding car? Nope

41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Being nice to Sanderson.

42. Do people find you attractive? If they do, they are crazy. I'm ugly.

43. What annoys you? Things.

44. What are you afraid of? Nothing.

45. Gold or silver? Neither. Ruby

46. Are people afraid of you? Yes.

47. Do you sing in public? No.

48. Ever been mad? Yes. At everyone

49. Does money make people happy? No

50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? Not really

51. What's your hair look like? Black and short

52. First job? No comment.

53. Do you like meeting new people? No.

54. Do you get along with your parents? No.

55. Ever played the slots? No

56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? No

57. Ever been in a car accident? No.

58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? N...Yes. 17.

59. Do you care what people think of you? No

60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? In Intensive Care.

61. Are you afraid of the dark? I live in the dark.

62. What kind of car do you have? Don't have one.

63. Time you were born? Do you remember the time you were born?

64. Ever break any bones? A few.

65. Fave childhood toy? Can't remember.

66. Fave author? No comment.

67. Are you a paranoid person? Only when certain people are around

68. Have any enemies? Everyone who's ever met me.

69. Are you afraid of heights? I refer to question 34.

70. Last movie you watched? No comment.

71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? One Direction : The Movie

72. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla.

73. Favorite color? Black.

74. What time do you usually wake up? Dusk.

75. What are you doing? Plotting.

76. What is something that you keep in your purse/wallet? A pocket knife

77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? To tell the truth, I don't know

78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? No comment

79. Can you do a handstand? No

80. Are you an angry person? When someone ticks me off.

81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? Many

82. Do you talk in your sleep? No comment.

83. Have you ever gotten so tired you couldn't remember what happened the night before? Yes

84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? I have a hard head but not that hard.

85. Are you delusional? Depends.

86. What is something that you are horrible at? Being nice

87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Watching Twilight

88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? Done it.

89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? Ninja

90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? 1D: TM

91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Left

92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? No

93. How are you feeling right now? Pissed.

94. What annoys you about people? How utterly ignorant they all seem to be.

95. Do you dislike children? Yes

96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? Why would I bother trying to climb a fence?

97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Why would I need a pair brass knuckles?

98. Can you smile for me? I am smiling. It's just upside down.

99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? I work in the night.

100. When was the last time you fell off a bike? The last time I rode it.

101. Favorite Character from anything?: Jason.

102. Nickname? No comment.

There. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go scare someone witless.