RegreTaloTriphide bio
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 Author has written 4 stories for Mass Effect, and Half-Life. Heyyy, sorry. Done writing here. Account moved to different email and I'll probably rarely ever check back here. If you enjoyed my Mass Effect stories, thank you. I know nobody read my Half-Life story, but that's okay. I got too overwhelmed with the stories I was writing and writing them on a time limit became unenjoyable. My fault for having too many ideas. Will I make more stories? Yes, but not here. Are they Mass Effect? Most likely not. RIP RegreTaloTrip 5-25-16 to 6-13-2018 [6-13-2018 meaning the last time I updated this, prior to this one of course.] Regret a lot rip. I literally made a throwaway and turned it into an actual name, and thought it sounded cool. |
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A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE by MtnGhostCat reviews
Post Reapers. Post Destroy Ending. Shepard has survived the Crucible, but remembers nothing from the hunt for Saren onwards. The Alliance wants her to remember - so they say; but something seems off to her. Meanwhile Primarch Victus is dealing with a despondent Vakarian. (Shakarian) My first Mass Effects fan fic with Bioware's awesome characters. All rights belong to them.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 163,024 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 11/4/2017 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kaidan A., Primarch Adrien Victus
Peace, Life, and Recovery by Mordinette reviews
The war is over, but Shepard's recovery is not. When she gets tired of lying in a hospital bed, Garrus volunteers to become her live-in nurse while she recuperates in a borrowed house. After sharing heat sinks, medi-gel, and war stories for years, they now share a home, a life, and eventually, a bed. A friends to lovers post-ME3 Shepard/Garrus story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,627 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 11/29/2017 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Archangel by SkylartheGrey reviews
(Kinda AU): Shepard is just a tired doctor, working on Omega, who wants nothing more than to curl up, watch her favorite elcor soap opera and eat the best Asari-Asian cuisine that the station has to offer. However, on her way home, she finds a mysterious, wounded turian that goes by the moniker, Archangel.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,397 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 7/26/2017 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Familial Ties by Wolfie393 reviews
John Shepard works in C-Sec with Garrus, but he also has a sister, Commander Jane Shepard. Garrus never even knew John had a sister. How will things change when they both join her in her fight against Saren? Starts in ME1 with plans to continue beyond. Strong base around Shepard (F) x Garrus, but will also include Shepard (M) x Tali.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 350,465 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Scientific Discoveries by Skaterbob2 reviews
Curie has found that life as a synth is filled with these confusing feelings that are more a burden on her work than a blessing. Specifically feelings about Nate. MaleSSxCurie Reviews are welcome and wanted :)
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 7/19/2017 - Curie, Sole Survivor, MacCready, Arthur Maxson
Mirror Effect by MizDirected reviews
Garrus Vakarian, colonist, sole survivor, and the hierarchy's first Spectre has only ever wanted to avenge his family. C-Sec Investigator Shepard just wants to escape what's expected and find adventure. To stop a once heroic, human Spectre from destroying everything, these two will have to unite an unlikely group of heroes to face a consuming darkness. AU/CD with all races swapped.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,378 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/15/2018 - Published: 2/25/2016 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] Nihlus K., Nyreen K.
Solid Fluidity by barbex reviews
AU. Shepard and Garrus in a relationship from the start with lots of romantic sparkles and sex! Garrus's POV, new conspiracies, new enemies and cameos from our favorite TV shows. Come for the smut and stay for the story. Someone said my summary "hides this incredible, magnificent story within", so see for yourself. Will update soon and will get finished.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 310,547 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 11/7/2012 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.]
The Whole Kissing Thing by MosaicCreme reviews
After sharing a few drinks in her cabin, Shepard works up the courage to tell Garrus she's into him.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2018 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Fake With Me by barbex reviews
Fake relationship meets friends to lovers, meets shakarian. Garrus needs to present a girlfriend to his parents and why not ask Shepard to pretend? Written for the Leather & Lace Event 2018 on tumblr.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/1/2018 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Miss You Dearly by Thane'sSiha reviews
Jane Shepard is not a commander, rather an antisocial engineer who works on the Normandy alongside her brother. Before the trip to Eden Prime, she meets Nihlus, a turian spectre. They hit things off quickly and a relationship is formed, but when Nihlus is killed, Jane is depressed. Garrus is the only on who knows of her relationship with Nihlus, and he only wants to help her.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 9/12/2017 - [Garrus V., Nihlus K., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Doki Doki Happy Hour by 98234294y2931h1efuddiaisd02u92 reviews
I will give my wife's son's 10 dollars to the first person who makes a gmod video or whatever out of this.
Doki Doki Literature Club - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2017 - MC, Monika, Natsuki, Yuri - Complete
No Shepard Without Vakarian by crazyasssoul reviews
Her memories were mush, leaving her with nothing, and when she does remember, it leaves her in pain. When she finally see's him once more it's as though he wishes her dead again. She's lost and the one person who always had her back, now firmly walked away. A.N - Set after ME3, this summary sucks, I know but the story is much better, I promise!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,092 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/10/2017 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
Jane by Kristin4ev reviews
Post ME3; Destroy Ending. Hesitantly, Garrus brought his talon to Shepard's face. He used his first and second fingers to hold her chin and bring her eyes back to his. "You're not alone in this. Not anymore. I'll make you remember, no matter what" his blue eyes bored into hers, strong with his conviction. He heard her breath catch and there were footsteps in the distance.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,159 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/25/2017 - Published: 7/26/2016 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Kaidan A., Tali'Zorah
Aftereffect by KFawkes reviews
*AU with Spectre Garrus Vakarian. Start of ME1, similar story but many differences.* **Hope to update this one every week or 2!** ***Not rated M yet, but it will be so its labeled for future chapters.***
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2017 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Recrudescence by squigglysquid reviews
The Reaper war is over, but what are the consequences of decisions made?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 274,141 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/11/2017 - Published: 4/16/2016 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Vid Night by QueenTheirin24 reviews
Vid night is a tradition for Garrus and Shepard, but when a certain drell crew member gets invited, it ruins Garrus's plans for a rather special night. All is not lost, though! One-shot Garrus/Shepard story, with maybe a couple very small hints of Thane/Shepard. Please read and enjoy! Took me four days to write this!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2017 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] Thane K. - Complete
Field Training by Mordinette reviews
Spectre training was easy. Putting up with her turian teammate during their group lessons was less so. AU story with Shepard, Garrus, Jondum Bau, and as many characters from the Mass Effect universe as I can fit in. Romance/Humor/Adventure. Cameos by Mordin, Wrex, Kirrahe, Lorik Qui'in, Kasumi, Thane, Kenn, Tali, Grunt, Nihlus Kryik, and more.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 141,726 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] Jondum Bau - Complete
Slave Pet by NakoshaWolf reviews
AU where fem/Shepard is having relationship issues so Liara and Tali buy her a turian, but circumstances arise can Shepard save the turian race from their fate. Slow build to plot line. This is my first fan fiction. All rights owned by Bioware and EA. Tags: Alternate Universe, Slaves, Master/Pet, Drama & Romance, Violence, Smut, Language, Mild S&M will change tags as I go.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,453 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Nihlus K.
Genesis by squigglysquid reviews
Part two of the Parable series. Covers the events of ME 1 with the premise that Jane Shepard and Garrus Vakarian were married before the events of Eden Prime. Skips most of the mission briefs to focus on Character Development. I do not own the claim to any of these characters. They are the product of Bioware.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 224,262 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/6/2016 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
A Turian's Love by xxMrThorne729xx reviews
Mass Effect told through the eyes of Garrus Vakarian. As Garrus struggles with the Reaper threat, he also struggles with his growing infatuation with one Commander Ruby Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Pollen of Opportunity by ninalanfer reviews
FemShep/Garrus. His Commander is in distress, the inner turian in him makes him help her out. Masskink prompt. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Juxtaposed by squigglysquid reviews
From a KinkMeme prompt of what if Shepard and Garrus Vakarian were married before the events of ME. Link to thread: ml?thread 40914004#t40914004 I do not claim ownership of characters or universe this story takes place in, that ownership belongs to Bioware. Part one of the Parable series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 120,556 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1563 - Favs: 2,426 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Citadel Life by Tuffet37 reviews
A collection of various things that don't really belong anywhere else. All set after the end of For the Hierarchy. Rating may change if needed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
For the Hierarchy by Tuffet37 reviews
AU -First Contact War ended with humans becoming a client race of the turians. Shepard joins the turian military hoping for a better life for herself and her family. Life among the turians is not easy but the unexpected friendship of a fellow recruit, Garrus Vakarian, is more than she could have imagined. M for canon style violence, language and mature situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,306 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Calibrating Dreams by GuileandGall reviews
Garrus is moaning in his sleep. Shepard can't help but wonder what he's dreaming about. She's extremely pleased when she finds out. *Fluff and Smut ahead. Consider yourself warned.* Cover image used in accordance to Fair Use terms from source: Mass Effect Wikia
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Ugly Like a Turian by fourthage reviews
Thanks to some eavesdropping, Shepard discovers that Garrus's scars do not go over well amongst his own kind. She thinks his kind is full of it, and sets out to prove that to Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
The Black Mesa Incident by Super Chocolate Bear reviews
Gordon Freeman started it. Adrian Shephard has been sent to finish it. And Barney Calhoun is just stuck in the middle.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 215,709 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Gordon F., A. Shephard - Complete
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The Human Slave reviews
Garrus Vakarian is just your average turian. A C-Sec officer, who just wants to enforce the laws to make the Citadel a safer place. Except, he doesn't understand why humans were enslaved if they left Earth. He buys one to spare them the pain of living with other turians and being used as a sex slave. Her name is Jane, but she doesn't believe his intentions. M for Swearing and Sex.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/23/2018 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Shepard's Depression
Two weeks after destroying Sovereign and killing Saren, Commander Jane Shepard is drinking her feelings away at a bar. Garrus happens to stumble upon her. While drunk, Jane admits to her severe depression, and Garrus takes her to his apartment so she can rest. Garrus tries his best to help her. (Planned to be more than one Chapter.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2018 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah
Jane and Garrus (Short Romance Version) reviews
Jane Shepard and Garrus Vakarian romance. Jane has a brother named John, so John and Tali romance too. I plan to make a version where the romance isn't instantly applied.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/12/2017 - Published: 9/10/2017 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Tragic Fate
Liam, Noah and Daniel are three civillians who joined the rebellion to survive and fight against the combine. They are moving for the White Forest base after the city was blown up in the citadel explosion. They've lived for the past few weeks on low rations and limited resources. It becomes evident they need to move once Daniel is shot by combine. Will they make it and live?
Half-Life - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Published: 10/10/2017 - Gordon F., I. Kleiner, OC, The Combine