For all my stalkers:

Age: Old enough to ought to know better.
Gender: Rule 30 says I'm a guy. One of the few times the internet was right about something.
Location: A rock in the Pacific Ocean
Occupation: Updog Salesman at Nunya Business. Also a Librarian.
Favorite Song: Mombasa by Hans Zimmer

I was born an Air Force brat in Texas. I moved to South Carolina, Alabama, Germany, Oklahoma, and am currently living on a rock in the Pacific Ocean called Hawaii. I spend most of my time alone usually playing video games, reading, writing, coding, trying to prevent seizures and heart attacks, and breathing - don't take it for granted.

I don't have any of my stories up yet, but it's only a matter of time until they are here.