The simplest of events can change a person deeply. Other not-so-simple events can change a person irrevocably; even if they become someone they had never imagined. These are the events that lead to the creation of Poison and Fire & their reign of Chaos.

Until I come up with a title, this will do. SAP: Dudley wishes away Harry, Harry becomes Prince Hereweald, he ends up at Hogwarts and chaos is unleashed. Not Snape friendly by any means, also bashing of Dumbledore and Ron. What became of the longer version of my story the Order of the Greater Good. HP/HG J/S

-BlaiseHermione- You can learn anything with a book and a Hermione Granger.

What if Dudley made a wish but then didn't follow through? what if the King of the Goblins knew who Harry Potter was and how important he was? What if he adopted him to be his Son and Heir? how would this affect Harry's life and fate? some Dumbledore bashing and slight Weasley bashing

"If you get into difficulty, and wish to be rescued, send red sparks into the air, and one of us will come and get you." What if that was to be taken literally?

The Goblin King takes a vacation and puts an unhappy Sarah in charge of the Goblins. Mischief, madness and chaos reign, so she plots a devious, yet hilarious revenge. But come to find out, Jareth had a plan of his own all along! Warning: copious amounts of fluff, glitter and shenanigans. LFFL creation!

Mothers Day is always painful for Harry, but a comment from Ron makes it so much worse. Set most likely fifth or sixth year, hints of HG.

War should finish with the bad guys losing. Instead, a masquerade ensued that would change the lives of two families. A fantasy scenario of how Dramione came to be. Non-canon. A Halloween one-shot for my readers.

It's on her eighteen birthday that she feels the change for the first time. On that night she feels the power wake up inside her. It takes over her body cell by cell. It claws its way out, kicking and screaming and she can do nothing to stop it. She's not sure she wants to, anyway.

One second, Hermione is running through the Forbidden Forest with Death Eaters hot on her heels because Voldemort may be dead, but the fight isn't over yet. And then she's out of the woods, and there is Hogwarts: silent, beautiful against a night sky, and strangely whole. Accidental Time Travel AU

Oh my god, they were roommates.

McGonagall has stopped making predictions, except to predict trouble; and Sirius gets a taste of his own medicine.

What happens when our favorite witch dresses as a popular fairy tale character for Halloween? Guess we'll find out. (Obviously, things are changed for my wicked games. Someone didn't die and someone ended up showing up after years... either way, it's a one-shot with fun!)

Draco was not prepared to run into Potter in a Muggle gym, especially not a provocatively dressed, dancing and flirtatious Potter. Or, the one where Harry is a dancer and Draco is not okay. EWE, Muggle gym, Thirsty Draco, Dancer Harry, Ogling, Flirting, Humor, Feels. Rated T for language and... thirst.

Percy is awkward at the best of times. When Penelope drags him to a swingers party, his awkwardness only gets more apparent when he's faced with the hottest man he's ever seen.

Fred and George Weasley have come up with a new product—Kiss and Tell, a potion that lets you know if the person you kiss is your perfect match. Hermione, Harry, and Ron are their reluctant guinea pigs—it's just too bad they didn't know about the side effects! Bill/Hermione.

"The servants took care of that," Hestia responds, flatly. "Which is why I am completely incapable of everything." "Except murder," Ginny points out. Hestia laughs dryly. "Yeah, that I can do." [SerialKiller!AU]

She felt stabby. She didn't care for the boy who told her that "stabby" wasn't a feeling. He was the first person she wanted to stab. First Ron, then the rest of mankind. Not womankind; Mother Nature already stabs them monthly. Just men. Men deserve to be stabbed. "Here you go, Hermione—chocolate." Okay...Women and Fred were safe. Everyone else wasn't. Especially Ron.

Lily would never have guessed that she and Sirius Black had so much in common—and she never dreamed that he'd be the one to comfort her at her lowest point. Lily/Sirius friendship. Warnings for angst, mentions of a rough home life, and language.

No matter how many biscuits it took, Minerva was too invested in James Potter's relationship with Lily Evans to tell him he needed to stop eating all her biscuits. (otherwise known as "Jily from Minerva's POV" for Week 3 of Jilytober)

Hermione is out after curfew when she witnesses something that will change her relationship to her DADA professor forever.

Unrelated and unconnected drabbles featuring Layla and Warren as Poison and Fire, the evil duo Chaos. May include other relationships that are in the Chaos-verse, i.e. Zach/Ethan, Honey/Speed. Companion to the stories within Tales of Chaos. Rated M for a reason.

Dudley has been wondering about his cousin ever since they parted ways, but been too unsure of his welcome to ever contact Harry. When he's cleaning out the house at Number Four after his parents have both died, Dudley stumbles over the perfect excuse to reconnect.

What do you get when you throw a fresh from the Veil Marauder and a witch too smart for her own good together? Tenderness and bloody chaos abound! Hermione Granger has learned to cope on her own, at least until Sirius Black finds out what she is coping with. Will the two of them find common ground and put aside their character flaws or will they let them run rampant and destroy it?

After sighting a Grim on Hogwarts grounds, Hermione isn't sure if she's made a new friend or if she's marked for death. With Harry and Ron caught up in their own lives, it is up to her to get to the truth. This is an AU where the trio does not meet Sirius in third year, and instead catches up with them in sixth year. COMPLETE!

{Oneshot} Hermione takes a fall and Sirius really is quite dramatic, isn't he?

A series of unconnected and unrelated drabbles to do with Layla and Warren. Not part of the Chaos-verse. Layla/Warren mostly, but some drabbles may feature other relationships. Rated M as a precaution.

Luke asks Marnie to go on a date with him to the pumpkin festival. The pumpkin festival is kind of like a weird Halloweentown version of Christmas. Lots of Luke/Marnie obviously.

N/J drabbles; possibly to be multi-chaptered. Nigel and Jordan are carrying on a discrete and covert affair and are trying to navigate the intricacies of such a relationship without wrecking the friendship they already have as well as the family they have at the Boston Medical Examiner's Office.

Ginny Weasley knew everyone's secrets. It didn't take long for her to figure out Hermione's. Rated M for sexual situations and language.

Sirius catches Hermione in the Study with some interesting reading material.

Lily Potter's last wish was that Petunia Dursely would not take care of her son. Petunia agreed, and so she used the words Lily gave her to send the child somewhere else.

Holes in the Plot that should have been answered. 3: That fated Halloween; in which Jenny and Dave never actually figure out what exactly happened, but ultimately don't care. In which their family is somehow better for it. The End? I'm not sure. Reviews appreciated.

When Sirius goes through the veil during the battle at the ministry, he switches places with his twenty-two-year-old self who had been in Azkaban for the last six months. But time travel isn't as precise as one would think. Things get interesting when a younger Sirius steps out of the veil and into Hermione Granger's arms, three years after Voldemort's fall. Post war. EWE. Smut.

Jadis the White Witch plays a game of chess with her favorite cousin Jareth in the Underground, while the topic of certain mortal children comes up. {Oneshot. Sarah/Jareth undertones.} A gift for Brytte Mystere.

Absentmindedly, Sirius lifted his hand to the top of his chest and brushed his warm fingers just under his collarbone to feel the spot where one of his more recent tattoos marked his skin. It was only a few tiny dots in comparison to some of his other work, but it was the most precious, and most meaningful by far.

It was another Army mistake. Orders were rescinded. It was a simple clerical error. Someone else received the wrong orders. The stars were mis-aligned. Whatever. Either way, Trapper John MacIntyre found himself at an aid station. On the front. Oneshot, set after season 3, A/U

A now-adult Dani reminisces on the night she'll never forget.

Harry saves a small barn owl from his cousin and gang the summer after fifth year. But as we all know, nothing is as it seems. Things are about to change. Lab/HP cross. AU – NOT in What's Said universe. Mentor pairings only. No slash!

Once every week, Victor gives his romantic advice to the lovelorn citizens of Storybrooke. On one particular morning, after Victor answers a viewer's question about his own love life, people just can't stop asking about him. How can anyone trust his romantic advice when he can't even confess his feelings to the one he loves? [Jefferson/Victor]

As Emma makes a wish on her birthday candle, a stranger appears at her apartment door. A slightly different take on the pilot with a healthy dose of Jefferson. One-shot. Mad Swan.

When Sarah's friends get taken by strange creatures from the Underground, Sarah must turn to Jareth for help, but can he be trusted? Is the Goblin King really the villain?

After impulsively twisting the knobs on her Time-Turner, Hermione finds herself in the 1970's shivering on the porch of Grimmauld Place. When Sirius finds her, she explains her situation to him and he takes her in. They develop a relationship that's unlike any other relationship either of them had ever had. time-travel/graphic smut/M for a reason/beginning of DH

One shot of all the times poor Jareth's name was cursed, usually by Sarah. Its a fun little set of filler scenes that goes along with the series I'm writing.

The hat only takes back what it sends through, and in order to bring someone home Belle is willing to take her place. Her own adventure was a welcome surprise. Written as Renee D'Auber for the 2016 Rumbelle Prompt Showdown.

Jefferson, the mad hatter, and Belle, the girl with 28 years spent in an asylum, discuss maddening realities over tea. Possible AU.

Darcy doesn't really question it when Thor explains soulmarks are common among the Nine Realms and Jane is his soulmate because sure, why not? He's a Space Prince and all. Besides, it's not like something like that is going to happen to her. [Tasertricks][Oneshot]

When Adaline makes a remarkable discovery, she can't wait to share it with the people she loves most.

Max and Allison in the aftermath of that Halloween night. "She may not be sure of what she saw or what they did or how witches from the seventeenth century could be defeated by three crazy kids and a cat, but she decides that maybe she can be sure of him."

After Homecoming, Warren had come to realize that he wasn't the only at Sky High who could start a wildfire—and dare he say—it seemed as if Layla enjoyed to step aside and watch it burn. Post-film. Canon pairings, but the story really leans towards Warren/Layla.

"Darcy's week got that little bit worse the moment Thor stuck his tongue down her throat." Jane plots. Tony swears. Loki stalks. Darcy needs a drink. TaserTricks set after Thor: TDW.

The crumpled and folded flier read: "Dear Storybrooke parent, We have recently discovered a cure for the common sleeping curse, and we urge you to immunize your children. An informational session will be held in the Storybrooke school gymnasium at 6:30pm on Friday, September 10. Sincerely, Your Teacher's Union representative and Mayor, Mary Margret Blanchard"

AU set in Asgardia (elite college town). Darcy is a grad student and a blogger. Loki is a REAL writer (as opposed to a blogger, who is not a real writer). After moving back to the small town to take care of their ailing father, Loki and Thor meet women that knock them off their feet, and won't take their crap. Many MCU peeps guest-star. Post-TDW. Rated M things happen. #tasertricks

A post-Winter Soldier family reunion. -a rumpy only story-

In a desperate cry for help during the Graveyard scene, Harry receives help from his father. Only it isn't James Potter who answers! What if Harry not only had a Norse deity for a father, but was also a descendant of a Greek god as well? AU

Emma and Jefferson gradually become friends after the curse breaks. [background Captain Swan]

Darcy finds something within the darkness...the question is: friend or foe? Tasertricks, fluffy oneshot!

odin has a few things to say concerning loki and darcy's relationship — TaserTricks

Jareth tries to forget her, but he doesn't realise she is closer than he ever dreamed...

Leprechauns aren't real. If fairy tales are real, why can't the myth about leprechauns be true as well? Henry and Grace set out to find a bit of luck for Jefferson to help him find the courage he needs to ask Emma out. Just a little St. Patrick's Day fun. Cover art by the fabulous Emilie Brown.

Read the poem of the same name by Shel Silverstein and was smacked in the face with inspiration. My first Tasertricks oneshot. I feel like it's a fluffy lemon. M for a reason. Jotun!Loki! 'Nuff said.

COMPLETE! Mr. Medulla and Layla are villains known as the Mad Professor and Blossom. The heroes lost and villains have reigned for four years. For those outside of the Laboratory's pristine walls, the world has changed beyond compare. Warren is challenged to fight by Blossom, but despite being one of the last heroes, he may not be the saviour everyone was hoping for. Layla/Warren

The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU

AU: During the events of the Avengers, Darcy and Steve (but mostly Darcy) hit Loki over the head (repeatedly) and release him from Thanos' control. Loki is eternally grateful. For Loki, gratitude means meddling. Darcy x Steve. Darcy!Loki!BFFs. CRACK

When her father had first mentioned the impending trip to visit Karen's widowed mother, Sarah had argued at every possible opportunity.

Ever wonder how Mrs. Norris and Filch teamed up?

Loki learns about the tradition of mistletoe. Written for the Tasertricks Winter Exchange on tumblr.

COMPLETE! Story summary: Jareth the Goblin King arrives at St. Mungo's to claim a baby and to find a missing Runner. The Guardian, Healer Richard Goodfellow, is the last to know anything. No slash. Features David Bowie's "Major Tom"; canon characters from Harry Potterverse; original characters from "Lucius Malfoy's Favorite Charity." Originally published in Movies:Labyrinth.

Jefferson's complete disregard for personal space gets him into trouble when he and Henry go to rescue Emma from the Enchanted Forest. Set post-2x01 though no real spoilers as this is strictly Mad Swan-inspired speculation on how things could go. Jefferson/Emma, Henry, Snow, Charming, hand towels, wonky portals, and magic leather pants. One-shot.

Darcy was holding a cup of coffee in one hand, the heat seeping through the Styrofoam as she observed Tony's body flying face first out of the high rise window of his living room. What follows is a strange and twisted turn of events that begins with the coolest end of the world possible. Darcy/Loki.

Emma thought he had died. Or that, at least, he had stayed on the other side of the Looking Glass. But, as she's starting to make her life right, she starts to understand he never left her. And that's how it began. Damn hormones!

Emma seeks out Jefferson to learn how to use her magic, and one thing leads to another. One-shot. X-posted from tumblr.

Prompt: Emma discovers that the scent/taste Earl Grey tea drives Jefferson crazy in the best way possible

COMPLETE! Jenny Williams isn't a heartless person. All she wants is for her daughter to be happy. Even if Layla chooses the side of evil. Layla/Warren. A tale of Chaos.

COMPLETE! Layla's path was once filled with light and flowers. But slowly, Layla began to change, and now, the sweetly scented path burns around her. Layla/Warren. A tale of Chaos.

Fleur is not an expert in the ways of love, but in Hermione's final year with time running out, the learning curve is steep. Written, with permission, as a companion piece to Dreiser's "No Defense for You" in Fleur's POV. Please note: a slightly more updated version (less typos) lives on AO3. Any chance of a sequel will be posted there as well.

And there he was, standing in my garden as if nothing had ever happened. Yet, oceans of time stood between us. Tycho's return and the events that followed. I will forever be, Coriander Hobie.

Jareth was always much more than the Goblin King. His son was always more than Harry Potter-an abused wizard child at prophecy's call. Will Sarah give them a chance or will Dumbledore and Voldemort cost him everything? It wouldn't be the first time. J/S !slow to update! -NOT ABANDONED! Happy 2016 I will get back to this, pinkie swear!

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

After Sirius' death, Harry renews his friendship with the only adult ever to earned his complete trust. So what does a wardrobe and a lion have to do with it? Can Harry discover 'the power the Dark Lord knows not? AU crossover The Chronicles of Narnia

While researching his family tapestry, Harry finds himself a new relative on his father’s side and somehow he finds himself in Korea during the Korean War -er- Conflict in 1952. AU and Crossover with M*A*S*H.

Sarah Williams stumbles across Diagon Alley in London and eventually accepts a part-time job at Hogwarts. AU Disclaimer: I own only my thoughts and ideas, not the marvelous worlds that others created.

What if the Labyrinth really had been just a dream? Too bad Sarah never figured that out, it would have saved writer Jareth Corbett a whole lot of trouble. Or is Sarah really on to something bigger than either of them could have guessed? JS.

Completed! The Labyrinth changed Sarah in more ways than one. Seven years later she finds herself the librarian at Hogwarts. And she is so much more than the Muggle they believe her to be. Harry Potter crossover. JS, ADMM

Arabella Figg decides to forward five year old Harry’s Christmas letter. One shot. AU

One night, three of Haley’s gymnasts watch their coach and realize that while you may give up the sport, you never give up the love for it. ONE SHOT.

When Magenta shapeshifts, she closes her eyes.

One shotSongfic. Layla finds solace at the Homecoming dance from an unlikly admirer.