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Joined 06-19-11, id: 3003993, Profile Updated: 05-10-18
Author has written 15 stories for South Park.

Hey I'm Bree and I'm sorry for anything that's on this account. it's gross and I was 12

Basically I love you okay have a wonderful day please be wary of every fanfiction that's from 2011-2012

Okay so. My original username on here was xsaphirerainsx because apparently I didn't know how to fucking spell sapphire until I was like 13 or something. Due to nostalgia and feeling attached to this username, i can't bring myself to completely change it. No matter how embarrassing it is. (Which it is. I know that. At least it's spelled right now.)

Again, I'm really sorry if you read any of my old stories.

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Splendid by SaucyMongoose reviews
About halfway through his fifth grade year, Craig realizes that there are good things in this world and then there are bad things. He has trouble placing Kenny in one of those categories.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,577 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 12/13/2014 - [Craig T., Kenny M.]
The Voices Beneath by Revalacy reviews
It's been eight years since the battle with Cthulhu, if that is what you'd call it. In eight long years, four boys have grown up. They've become heroes. But things are about to become darker and more twisted than any of them could ever have imagined. A cult as old as ancient history will rise and they are preparing for the end of the world.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 95,823 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Kenny M., Mysterion
Sing a Song of South Park by ThreadbareSP reviews
A collection of songs and parodies from Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and more. The following lyrics contain coarse language and due to their content should not be read by anyone.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011
A Girl Can Dream by itmight-neverhappen reviews
"She was a mess of hormones and frizzy hair, geeky glasses and a disproportionate figure, book smarts and no social skills"
South Park - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Bebe S. - Complete
The Life and Times of Reese Davenport by Xx8BlueMoon8xX reviews
"Hello. My names Reese and well... That's pretty much it. Now GTFO." *This is an OC story* Rated T for Swearing. None of the slurs used are in my words. This is a strictly fictional story, and does not express my own views.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Eric Cartman
Facebook Official by ricetard reviews
Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Then again, who doesn't? Contains Stan/Kyle, Butters/Kenny, Craig/Tweek, Damien/Pip, Phillip/Terrance and a few onesided pairings xD CRACK, oneshot, slash, romance, etc.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
South Park Likes This by ricetard reviews
Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Seriously. / Mostly gen, contains Style, Bunny and other random crack pairings. Like, REALLY random. Oneshot. Facebook fic!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Complete
Senior Year Can Kiss My Ass by xXbuggabooXx reviews
The south park kids are back, and for Senior Year! Slowly will they learn more about each other, plenty of betrayals, love, and everything else you can think of all in one story! So stick around, sit back, eat a pound of bacon, and watch the drama.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012
I'll Be There by WordsfromAshes reviews
Terezi convinces Karkat to sleep finally after they begin their 3 year long journey. And Karkat finally learns about what he missed on Prospit, but more importantly, about who missed him on Prospit. KK/TZ
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
The Opposite Game by xXxCrystalFallsxXx reviews
Just a little one-shot poem about my best friend's, xSaphireRainsx, OC Ace and her lurver Craigy. :D She doesn't know about this and it's an early birthday present. LOVE YOU BREE! I wrote this is November in preparation of your becoming of a teenager. :DD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Craig T. - Complete
Where Is Your Guardian Angel Now? by lizoftheinfinite reviews
Because he is certainly not here. T for language, sexual references.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Karen McCormick, Kenny M. - Complete
wahts it to u? by insomniacMercury reviews
Sadstuck! Post-scratch Lalonde finds out why she's drinking so much all the time. oh my god this is awful you can pinpoint the exact moment in the story where I hate myself and just want to finish it. D:
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,412 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Roxy L., Dirk S. - Complete
I Don't Understand, Daddy by RahRazorblade reviews
6 year old Craig Tucker. I undertand its 'War' not 'Wall' I now understand why you never came home, Daddy.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Craig T. - Complete
Summer in an RV by Tweek Tweekers reviews
Bebe's parents got her an RV for the summer. Bebe, Wendy, Craig, Clyde, Tweek, Token, Cartman, Butters, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Christophe go on a drama filled trip. Bad summary lots of yaoi, alcohol drug use, lots of couples. my 1st multi-chap sp fic :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,442 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011
Differences by redstars-x reviews
I like writing oneshots about my random pairings. Gary/Lizzy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Gary H. - Complete
The September's Children by twitchdoll reviews
"All these years pushed to the ledge but proud I still stand of who I am and I plan to go on living."- The bittersweet story of Kevin Stoley, Craig Tucker, and Rebecca: the three openly gay teens in South Park.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2011
I Love You Mom by CaliforniaGurl95 reviews
My first ever song fic and also the song is Oh Mother by Christina Aguilera .
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Bebe S., Craig T.
Hushabye by twistedlethe reviews
I didn't know what was happening. I was only a little girl and you were my older brother. You were always the one to protect me. How I wish I could have protected you. Hush hush hush here comes the boogeyman… Oneshot. Karen's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
Battle Royale by Akki The Angel Of Death reviews
AU.At the dawn of the millennium,the nation collapsed.The adults,fearing the youth passeda new law,the BRact.Can you kill your best friend?SLASH eventually DamienKenny,Style,Dip,Clybe,Creekomas,onesided!Standy,ChristopheGregory.more inside.character death
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,666 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Damien, Kenny M. - Complete
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SHADOWS
Shadows all around you as you surface from the dark, emerging from the gentle grip of night's unfolding arms. Darkness, darkness everywhere, do you feel all alone? Join Ace and the town of South Park to defeat what lurks in the darkness.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,311 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Craig T., Kenny M., OC
To Be A Hero reviews
Ace Jones is your average new kid. Ambitious, shitt, and hard to understand. Kenny McCormick is poor, kind, and wants to get in the pants of almost every girl he finds attractive. Craig Tucker is well, sarcastic, smart, and used to like everything boring. Involving himself with Kenny's plans of being a hero, and Ace blackmailing them wasn't the ts of OCxCharacter, OC 3rd POV
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,385 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012
Senior year isn't pretty reviews
Finally Senior Year is here, but what if it hasn't cracked out to be what they thought it would? Drama, lust, and all around fucked up days. You know, Senior Year is not pretty; at all.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,690 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011
Static Calls Merciless Drawls reviews
I should have known that something was wrong with Kenny McCormick since the beginning of our friendship-scratch that-as soon as I met the guy I should have known. When he walked up to me with the knife pointed in my direction, his blue eyes locked on mine with hatred and love. I should have known, but me being me, I didn't. Well, are you ready?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Kenny M., Stan M.
OC oneshots and such reviews
Welcome to the wonderful world of OC oneshots. You can find any type of OC here, and a lot of single chapter shitty adventure what not. Some of them are like my oneshot The White Umbrella, or just a fucked up adventure where a girl screws some random guy in the ass with a shovel. Who knows, this is south park we're talking about. -No OC limit-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,391 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 8/11/2011
Chasing Fireflies reviews
Karen was pure innocence. Whether it was the way the moonlight seemed to give her a luminescent glow as she danced after flickering fireflies, or how she smiled through the pain. No matter what, she was innocent. TMF
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Karen McCormick, Kenny M. - Complete
Clyde's Guide To Bromance reviews
Clyde wants to renew his bromance with Craig.Without luck he decides to write a guide to bromance for himself and for whoever Craig's new friends are.But he ends up getting sidetrackted and constantly babbles about how Craig abandoned him and other stuff
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Clyde D., Craig T.
Outbreak! reviews
The whites of her eyes became a sick black and, her iris would glow with a ghostly paste. A once shiny black hair slowly turned to a gray color as it fell out in chunks. Her skin became patchy and green. South Park faces a Zombie Outbreak unlike any other
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Kenny M.
Kenny's Choice reviews
"Kenny, I'm giving you a choice. You can jump off this bridge to die if you want. Once you jump off this bridge, there will be no turning back. You will die, and you won't come back." What will Kenny chose? Is he ready to finally die? TMF
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Kenny M., Karen McCormick - Complete
Never Admitting reviews
Wendy thought she was just another girl in the crowd. Just another school president, debate team captain. Her ego was proud, but what would happen to her once she was saved by the man she secretly once loved and hated? Fluffy Candy. One-Shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Shadows (Original) reviews
The thing pointed a slender greasy finger at me, and moved it as I heard in the resources of my mind, "Come here. Come with me. I want you to look into my eyes, everything would be alright" Join Ace, Craig and Kenny on a mission of a life time.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011
Dear Diary reviews
Welcome to Bebe's Diary, where you'll see another side of her that you'd never really expect.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2011
Three words reviews
'Three words was all it took for him to take me. Three words that meant so many things.All he had to say was those three words and I would forever be his.But no,he refused'. Bebe Stevens is in love with Kyle.What lengths will she go for him?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Bebe S., Kyle B.
The White Umbrella reviews
Kenny was walking home in the rain when he notices a girl sitting all alone on the side of the road. What happens when Kenny goes and talks to her and discovers something about himself? -Pride- OC.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
English Paper reviews
Kyle is helping Bebe with an english paper one late afternoon. Short one-shot dabble thing. I suck at summary's Oh we'll KylexBebe Kybe.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Bebe S., Kyle B. - Complete