Various one shots Harry's various naughty adventures(or misadventures, depending on your angle), with women. Not for children.

A story in which Joanna Baratheon, the last child of Cersei and Jaime Lannister, was christened Queen of the Seven Kingdoms upon the death of her brother King Tommen.

Sirius is called to go to jury duty despite his roommate James being a judge. While serving his civic duty, Sirius meets Lily, a witty University student with a desperate need to get out of jury duty. He offers Lily various suggestions that lead eventually lead to The Incident. (fluff filled jily american muggle AU that literally no one asked for but I wrote while in jury duty)

The moments of Harry and Ginny's love lives all conveniently in one place. Starts after the Battle of Hogwarts. Canon compliant. Contains lemons.

"We bicker like children, she gives me one of those bloody aneurysms whenever I annoy her, we never see eye to eye and I want to strangle her half the time but she's family. We take care of our own."—The Mikaelson's seek vengeance when someone hurts their favorite witch.

"I've seen this on TV! We need cloths, hot water and whatever else."—Klaus' little princess is having a baby of her own. The Mikaelson family have to go through sleepless nights and bickering over baby names.

For almost eight years, hiding Hope was not a problem, in fact- it was quite easy. But the thing no one knew was that the cloaking spell on Hope was wearing out, making it easy to track her. Now that she's been found, it's a race against time to hide her once again. But the only safe place left to go is the very place that caused Rebekah to take Hope in. Home to New Orleans.

AU. All Human. "You want me to what?" "Switch places with me, do I honestly need to say it slower?" Katherine Pierce is a well known actress/model who is tired of fame. Elena Gilbert is a shy, bookworm who wishes that she could shine in her own way. When these two girls switch identities, will things ever be the same? Delena. Kalijah.

It's Valentine's Day. Rebekah Mikaelson is unhappy after another fight with Klaus and she goes to a bar in New York to spend the night. There she meets Steve Rogers, another lost soul. One shot. Steve/Rebekah.