Shadowolf315
 Author has written 8 stories for Warriors, 100% Wolf, Black Cat, Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, and Lost. Hey everyone, if you're still around and waiting for updates it shaln't be on this profile because I just reset my password. I have a fairly new account: liontess. So, if you're interested in reading more of my work you're more than welcome to do so there. Tessa. 4-12-11 My name- Noel Gender- Female Age- Teen Favorite animal- Moose Race- ;3 Best friend (in RL and on fanfiction)- ShadowCat98 Anime series- Inuyasha, Naruto, Black Cat, Darker than black, Durarara, Heart no kuni no Alice Favorite books- Warriors , Twilight, Inuyasha manga, Black blood alliance comics, Wolves of the beyond, Maximum Ride, Alice in the country of hearts manga, House of night, Nightshade series, Hush hush series, The Hunger Games series, Dark song Quote- IM BATMAN! Youtube series- TribbleofDoom, Shane Dawson, Des&Nate, Ahoy Nateo, Capndesdes, Joey FREAKIN' Graceffa, Jolly Ol' Brits, DannysStudio, Christian Novelli, Comicfire7, Bluekyokitty, Jim Chapman, Willingtonband, Wolfie Blackheart, Charlieissocoollike, danisnotonfire, kickthepj, crabstickz, and many more. WOLF PROFILE Name- Tessa Fur- Brown and white Eyes- sea-green Other markings- black tipped ears 4-13-11 What Inuyasha teaches us...(10) 1. you can be anime and still be VERY smexy (koga) 2. you can be annoying and still get the half demon of your dreams (kagome) 3. you can be a two-faced cheating, howny, monk and people still love you (miroku) 4. You can die 5x and still live. Go ahead its awesome! (kikyo) 5. you can be moody and hot at the same time (sesshomaru) 6. You can live after 50 years of death (Inuyasha) 7. You can be a SUPER ANNOYING and still not be killed off (jaken) 8. You can be revived mystically (Ren) 9.You can rejuvinate into a giant spider (Naraku) 10. You can be INSANELY cute and be deadly (kilala) BONUS!!! 11. YOU can be a boy and wear a bow in your hair (shippo) 4-26-11 Warrior cat profile!!! Name Shadowpaw Rank Apprentice Mentor Stardust Fur Black with purple tint Eyes Deep purple Clan Iceclan Personality Emo (like Jaypaw/feather) but friendly, and loyal Best friendMosspaw Littermates none Mate none 4-26-11 borrowed from Shadowcat98 who borrowed it from the real owner I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. 'Im a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s 4-26-11 No not copy and paste stuff...sorry their fun to make :3 If you read warriors copy and paste this into your profile If you hate reading these copy and paste into your profile If your favourite warrior character is Jaypaw/feather copy and paste into your profile If you are breathing right now copy and paste this into your profile If you are a werewolf copy and paste into your profile If your a ninja copy and paste into your profile If your a ninja cat copy and paste this into your profile If your ShadowCat98 copy and paste into your profile If you liked these copy and paste into your profile Thats it :3 4-29-11 Jonny T Factor,who i don't know if he would like this but toughluck cuz alot of it is the rules i live by too so nyeh! The rules I live by: Rule #1: Trust no one who wears a tunic. Rule #2: Don't go to the movies with anyone other than brothers/sisters. Rule #3: Punch anyone who likes Justin Bieber and/or the Jonas Brothers. Rule #4: When someone tells a joke that isn't funny, laugh really hard, then tell them it wasn't funny at all. Rule #5: Raise neices and nephews to love Batman. Rule #6: Whenever getting into a car, always check the backseat first. Rule #7: Always be the first to state the obvious. Rule #8: Keep weapons near at all times. Never know when a zombie apocalypse will happen. Rule #9: Never feed a mogwai after midnight. Rule #10: Try to go super saiyan every day. Rule #11: FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENCE! Rule #12: Whenever a kitten is present, snuggle with it. Rule #13: Whenever surrounded by tough guys, yell "SUPER GAY ORGY!", or "Who brought the lube?" Rule #14: If taking a test, act like phone is ringing, answer it, say "I'm on my way!", rip off button-up shirt, revealing Superman shirt underneith, and run out of the room. Rule #15: Punch anyone who asks a stupid question in the balls. Rule #16: Hate anyone whose name is AJ. Rule #17: Assume every asain person knows karate. Rule #18: During a prison rule fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco, always root for the taco. Rule #19: Always watch House when it's on, even if you've seen the episode ten times. Rule #20: There is no Rule #20. Rule #21: Use Gollum impression everywhere. Rule #22: Ruin movies for people who haven't seen them. Rule #23: The answer to all questions is 42. Rule #24: Science is a lie! Rule #25: When in doubt, C4. Rule #26: When a good story plot enters a dream, write that shit down. Rule #27: Rip out own eyes after reading gay stories on the site. Rule #28: Always believe the unbelievable. Rule #29: Hunt for Big Foot at every hour of the night. Rule #30: Whenever eating at an italian restaurant, always act like a loud-mouth italian douchebag. Rule #31: Whenever feeling like doing something random in a car, yell compliments at people in an angry fashion. Rule #32: Whenever stopped by a traffic-light, stare at the person in the car next to you, with a dirty look on your face. Rule #33: Never answer a woman who asks if she's gained weight. (You never win!) Rule #34: No exceptions. Rule #35: Quote movies and/or tv shows daily. Rule #36: Never give up, unless it's too hard. Rule #37: Solve a mystery with a group of stoners and a talking dog. Rule #38: If a stranger pulls up in a car and offers candy, stab him, take the candy and run. Rule #39: Do not time travel on an empty stomach. Rule #40: Never pick a fight with a bear. They fight dirty. Rule #41: When a black man dressed in leather offers you to take a red pill or a blue pill, take the blue pill. The red might be rufilin. Rule #42: Never have a one night stand with a lion. That's just wrong. Rule #43: Don't kick babies. Rule #44: Never give a squirrel a lightsabor. Rule #45: Whenever a teenage boy in green tights comes into your room at night and wants you to go to a far away land with him, kill it with fire! Rule #46: Never trust Japan. They have Godzilla. Rule #47: If girlfriend/boyfriend tells you she bought two tickets to see the next Twilight movie, dump her/him. Rule #48: Whenever someone is boring you with a story, randomly break out into song. Rule #49: Whenever about to use the bathroom, check shower and/or bathtub first. Rule #50: Eat a bagel. (LIKE A BOSS!) Rule #51: Always laugh at the end of a sad movie. Rule #52: When at first you don't succeed, never try again. Rule #53: When walking at night, act like you're in a first person shooter game. Rule #54: When pulled over by police, sing the theme song to Cops. Rule #55: When being chased by zombies, trip the person next to you. Rule #56: Whenever having a pillow fight with nieces, fucking murder them. (I seriously beat the shit out of them with a pillow.) Rule #57: You do not talk about Fight Club. Rule #58: Always assume that Chuck Norris is watching you. Rule #59: When dressing up for Halloween, always get too much into character. Rule #60: Never listen to music around grandma. She'll think you're a Satanist. Rule #61: Never walk into a bank and yell "Alright, everybody, this will only take a second!". Rule #62: Never watch the Jersey Shore. Rule #63: When bored, randomly point and laugh at people for no reason. Rule #64: Always sing along when the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel Air plays. Rule #65: Whenever telling a story that isn't that interesting, always add a few swears to the story. People seem more interested when swears are being used. Rule #66: NEVER threaten 4chan. Rule #67: Never be proud of your accomplishments. Because there's always an asain person who can do them better. Rule #68: FUCK THE POLICE! Rule #69: If you see someone getting mugged, join in. Rule #70: Whenever a white person is talking bad about Obama, yell "YEAH, WHITE POWER!" It will make them feel awkward. (I'm not racist) Rule #71: Kill all sons a bitches! Rule #72: When someone calls your house when you're babysitting and whispers "Have you checked on the children?", whisper back "I killed them." Rule #73: After having sex for the the first time, go over to brother's and sing "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island. Rule #74: When pulled over by police, say "Officer, could you please hold my beer?" Rule #75: Kill anyone who disgraces the name of The Used. Rule #76: Whenever answering a door, always keep a weapon on you. (It could be a thug, psychopath, zombie, or Jehovah's Witnesses.) Rule #77: When brother refuses to give your phone back, compete in Mortal Kombat! Rule #78: Hold Smurf death matches every first Friday of every month. Rule #79: Loath having adult brothers live with you on a daily bases. Rule #80: Remember, remember, the 5th of November. Rule #81: Whenever losing an argument, FALCON PUNCH! Rule #82: Whenever at someone's funeral, go over to someone crying and say "I know, dick move, right?". Rule #83: Get three people, including yourself, and find a random person and go up to them and whisper "Wake up.", then have your friends each go up to them throughout the day and whisper "You're in a coma." and "This isn't real.". Rule #84: Act gay around brothers, yell at them for being the gay ones. Rule #85: That's what she said. Rule #86: Never get drunk off of alcoholic coffee drinks. 'Cause when your fucked up, you can't pass out. Rule #87: I'M BATMAN! *Grapple away* Rule #88: FUS RO DAH!!! Rule #89: It's not sexist if it's true. Rule #90: It is purpose that created us. Purpose that connects us. Purpose that pulls us. That guides us. That drives us. It is purpose that defines. It is purpose that binds us. We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson. We're here to take what you tried to take from us. Rule #91: Always be the good guy in certain situations. They always survive. Rule #92: Never tell Joe Pesci that he's a funny guy. Rule #93: All issues can be solved by a trip for ice cream. Rule #94: Make it your soul purpose to give aids back to the monkeys. Rule #95: We ride at dawn! Rule #96: Put out or get out. Rule #97: Play Russian Roulette with five chambers loaded, and only one empty. Rule #98: When about to take a hit, press the 'Y' button to counter. Rule #99: Rent out an empty room and put a sign in front of it that says 'NinjaCon. Sold Out'. Rule #100: Always have a cyanide pill ready. 8-9-11 Its My Birthday! Im VERY sorry about not getting to work on Ask Hazelpaw but i havent had the chance til now so i'tl be up soon hopefully! :D Im also working on more FanFictions for Black Cat, Warriors, Inuyasha, Naruto, Ask Sasuke, 100% Wolf and other stuff! Talk to me on twitter as x_ShadowKona! See you soon! 9-14-11 You love the books so much that you refuse to read anything else. When you get a pet cat, you give it a Warrior name. You have accidentally said things like, "What in StarClan's name...?" or, "StarClan, help me!" You've called your inoccent, beloved housecat a 'worthless, lazy kittypet'. You insult people by calling them Kittypets. You've given yourself a warrior name. You suddenly began calling kittens 'kits'. You wish your kitty could fight like that! When you saw a stray cat walking around all by itself, you wondered whether it was a loner or a rogue. You make up your own pairings, whether they're crack or not. You write Warriors fanfiction. You suddenly knew more about cats than you ever would have before, after you read some of the books. You suddenly became better at writing about cats than about people. You've read at least ten of the Warriors books. You've made up a little profile on your cat-self, including your name, Clan, appearance, status, personality, mate, and your kits (if you have any). And that's how you know you're obsessed with THE WARRIOR CATS! Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives "FOLLOW THE RULES!" Erin Hunter, Stephanie Meyer, and J.K. Rowling are all famous authors and female. Looks like us girls win this one again! Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth- If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you hate HeatherXBreeze, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love JayXCinder, copy and paste this into your profile! NO HE"S MINE!!! If you love Crowfeather, copy and paste this into your profile. If you feel sorry for Breezepelt because he has such screwed up parents, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Dovepaw, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Ivypaw, despite everything, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you loved Bramblekit, loved Bramblepaw, and love Brambleclaw, copy and paste this into your profile! If you loved Bluekit, loved Bluepaw, loved Bluefur, and love Bluestar, copy and paste this into your profile! If you liked Squirrelflight at first, but then began to resent her after you found out that the Two and Hollyleaf weren't her kits, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love FireXSand, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Poseidon is cool, copy and paste this to your profile Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Barkface has lived waaay too long for any normal Warrior cat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think Thornclaw deserve a mate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Leafpool should have told Crowfeather about the kits, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Stoneteller is a whackjob, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Erin Hunter messed up the series with Sunrise, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate, hate, hate, HATE, H A T E it when people go 'I suck at summaries' in their summary, because they really should think about what they put in their summary as carefully as they should think about their actual story and not waste people's time writing 'I suck at summaries', when that is neither a summarization of their story nor any use to anyone, not even those who appreciate modesty, because that's not being modest, that's a failure to sell yourself or your story - especially when you think about books in bookstores, and try to think of the last time you looked on the back of a book and found the author saying, "Sorry, I suck at summaries!"- copy and paste this onto your profile. Mental Hospital Phone Menu: Hello, and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it 29 Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza 1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!" 2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would you please stop doing that...?" 3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." 4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out. 5. Ask what the order taker is wearing. 6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this down. 7. If they repeat the order to verify it, say "OK. Your total comes to 10.99. Please pull up to the window." 8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say "Yes," heave a sigh of relief. 9. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni," using a long "i" sound. 10. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)?" When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When finally offered proof that they are really (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?" 11. Ask to see a menu. 12. Say you'll be able to pay for this "when the Hollywood people call back." 13. Demand imperiously, "Do you have ANY IDEA what is at stake with this pizza?!" 14. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting." 15. Punctuate your sentences with exclamations such as "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town." 16. Start the conversation by reciting the date and time, and saying, "This may be my last entry." 17. Sing the order to the tunes of songs from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" album: "Chop your pizza on a mirror!"; "Master! Master! Put hot sausages on my pizza!"; or "Gimme Pizza! You will do what I say, when I say Gimme Pizza!" 18. Give your order, then state firmly, "And that's as far as this relationship is going to get." 19. Ask for a deal available from a different pizza chain (e.g., if phoning Domino's, ask for a CheeserCheeser) 20. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza. Repeat this nested loop until asked to stop, then explain that you got "stuck." 21. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it. 22. Learn to imitate a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer. 23. Attempt to teach the order-taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders. 24. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?" 25. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?" 26. Order with a Speak-n-Spell. 27. If order-taker suggests a side order, ask why s/he is punishing you. 28. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, (So-and-so)." 29. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your poutiest voice, "LAST guy let me do it..." 17 Ways to Make Sure You're Insane 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" 6) Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. 7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk . 8) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" 9) Sing along at the opera. 10) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . 11) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 12) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" 13) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!" 14) When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 15) Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 16) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play Tropical Sounds all day. 17) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Make a trail of lemonade going to the rest rooms. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!! Be insane... because well-behaved girls never made history. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once. Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. (\ _ /) This is Bunny. Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me! A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D! If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO or Warriors, copy this into your profile. If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile put this on your page If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you girls/guys love Warriors, copy and paste this on your profile. I didn't hit you. I just high-fived your face. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?" Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago. It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn! She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face. (Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. If you guys/girls love to read, copy and paste this on your profile. If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this on your profile. If you're an eco-nut, copy and paste this on your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. And a woman's gotta do what he can't! If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are) If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide! I don't obsess! I think intensely If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that the PJO series is one of the best series' ever, copy and paste this to your profile If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. Did you just say I'm not cool? Fine. Because if I'm not cool, then I must be hot. Yeah, I KNOW I'm hot, go spread the word. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies? Come to the light side. We have PUDDING! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding. "The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last." "I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face. Some say the glass is half empty, others half full, all's I want to know is who the Dark Forest is drinking my water! You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid... "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." "Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures" What is another word for "thesaurus"? When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap outta them. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder... If, at the mention of Michael Jackson, you look over your shoulder to make sure he wasn't there, copy and paste this onto your profile. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If you've ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you only read PJO fanfiction if the summary says PERCABETH, copy and paste this onto your profile. There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can do math and those who can't. Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a good reason they didn't make it to your future. Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing... but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you ever got scared by your own reflection at night, copy and paste this onto your profile. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. My family tree is full of nuts. Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance? Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. from Rinyu, funny as hell "If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So shut up." "Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my name." "Idjit." "Oh, I'm supposed to lie. Ah, I'm sure they'll be fine." 1. "Sam: What's wrong with you? Are you...drunk? 2. "Cas: No!...yes." "When you find God, tell him to send legs." "Yeah, I've been to the Dark Side. They lied about the cookies." "Even I know that's a bad joke." "We need to talk about the elephant in the room...not you." "Poor girl. Nothing worse than having your pigtails shot off." "We can't feed the poor but we can fund a war?" "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling." About Edward Cullen* "Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline." "Keep calm and lead them on a merry chase." "Keep calm and dream a little bigger, darling." "You're waiting for a train A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you But you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter Because we'll be together." "You know, they're just donuts. They're not love." "Keep calm and drink the liquor store." "Keep calm and Carry on My Wayward Son." "If Superman, Dumbledore and Edward got into a fight, Chuck Norris would win. PERIOD." If Kratos and Master Chief got into a fight, Robocop would win." "My 1967 Chevy Impala can crush your shiny silver Volvo." "When life hands you Justin Bieber, throw him back and demand lemons." "When life hands you lemons, keep them for ammo against the zombies." "Hello ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped spinning his top and switched to a loaded die, he could end the movie without a cliffhanger. Look down, back up, where are you? You're in an elevator, what's in your hand, back at me, it's a chess piece with two new scarves. Look again, the scarves are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man can dream it. I'm on the ceiling." 1. "When you die in a dream, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens when you die in reality." 2. "What happens?" 3. "You die, stupid. That's why it's called reality." 1. *Eames to Dom* "If you were Jack Dawson, then how come you're still alive?" 2. *Arthur to Eames* "Ohmygod Eames, you can't just ask people why they're still alive." 1. *Arthur to Eames* "If you're from Mombasa, then how come you're white?" 2. *Dom to Arthur* "Ohmygod Arthur, you can't just ask people why they're white." "Would you like to see my mask? I use it in my experiments." "Guy who dresses up like a bat clearly has issues." "You're waiting for a train "You're waiting for a train also from rinyu A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile! When mockingbirds’ songs wake me I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined I will think of Finnick When I see sea green I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too It’s important to think of the characters But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!) read it and love it!!* Boy: Hey, watch this! *Breaks car window* Girl: THAT DOESN'T WORK!!! WE HAVE ALLSTATE!!!!! You love the books so much that you refuse to read anything else. When you get a pet cat, you give it a Warrior name. You have accidentally said things like, "What in StarClan's name...?" or, "StarClan, help me!" You've called your inoccent, beloved housecat a 'worthless, lazy kittypet'. You insult people by calling them Kittypets. You've given yourself a warrior name. You suddenly began calling kittens 'kits'. You wish your kitty could fight like that! When you saw a stray cat walking around all by itself, you wondered whether it was a loner or a rogue. You make up your own pairings, whether they're crack or not. You write Warriors fanfiction. You suddenly knew more about cats than you ever would have before, after you read some of the books. You suddenly became better at writing about cats than about people. You've read at least ten of the Warriors books. You've made up a little profile on your cat-self, including your name, Clan, appearance, status, personality, mate, and your kits (if you have any). And that's how you know you're obsessed with THE WARRIOR CATS! Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives "FOLLOW THE RULES!" "Jeez, don't be such a Hollyleaf." Erin Hunter, Stephanie Meyer, and J.K. Rowling are all famous authors and female. Looks like us girls win this one again! Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth- If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. (.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. If you hate HeatherXBreeze, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love JayXCinder, copy and paste this into your profile! If you love Crowfeather, copy and paste this into your profile. If you feel sorry for Breezepelt because he has such screwed up parents, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Dovepaw, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love Ivypaw, despite everything, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you loved Bramblekit, loved Bramblepaw, and love Brambleclaw, copy and paste this into your profile! If you loved Bluekit, loved Bluepaw, loved Bluefur, and love Bluestar, copy and paste this into your profile! If you liked Squirrelflight at first, but then began to resent her after you found out that the Two and Hollyleaf weren't her kits, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love FireXSand, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Poseidon is cool, copy and paste this to your profile Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP! Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. If you're crossing you're fingers Firestar will DIE soon, copy and paste this onto you're profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Ferncloud has had too many kits to remember, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Barkface has lived waaay too long for any normal Warrior cat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish the warriors books are true copy and paste this into your profile If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think Thunderclan is too goody goody and should be independent, and hate them for that, copy and paste this onto you're profile If you think Thornclaw deserve a mate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like ShadowClan better than ThunderClan sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile. If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile If you think Leafpool should have told Crowfeather about the kits, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Stoneteller is a whackjob, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Shadowclan is the best clan, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Firestar is a kittypet lovin' idiot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think Erin Hunter messed up the series with Sunrise, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate, hate, hate, HATE, H A T E it when people go 'I suck at summaries' in their summary, because they really should think about what they put in their summary as carefully as they should think about their actual story and not waste people's time writing 'I suck at summaries', when that is neither a summarization of their story nor any use to anyone, not even those who appreciate modesty, because that's not being modest, that's a failure to sell yourself or your story - especially when you think about books in bookstores, and try to think of the last time you looked on the back of a book and found the author saying, "Sorry, I suck at summaries!"- copy and paste this onto your profile. Mental Hospital Phone Menu: Hello, and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up; our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it 29 Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza 1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!" 2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would you please stop doing that...?" 3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." 4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out. 5. Ask what the order taker is wearing. 6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this down. 7. If they repeat the order to verify it, say "OK. Your total comes to 10.99. Please pull up to the window." 8. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say "Yes," heave a sigh of relief. 9. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni," using a long "i" sound. 10. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)?" When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When finally offered proof that they are really (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?" 11. Ask to see a menu. 12. Say you'll be able to pay for this "when the Hollywood people call back." 13. Demand imperiously, "Do you have ANY IDEA what is at stake with this pizza?!" 14. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting." 15. Punctuate your sentences with exclamations such as "Great Caesar's Ghost" and "Jesus Joseph and Mary in Tinsel Town." 16. Start the conversation by reciting the date and time, and saying, "This may be my last entry." 17. Sing the order to the tunes of songs from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" album: "Chop your pizza on a mirror!"; "Master! Master! Put hot sausages on my pizza!"; or "Gimme Pizza! You will do what I say, when I say Gimme Pizza!" 18. Give your order, then state firmly, "And that's as far as this relationship is going to get." 19. Ask for a deal available from a different pizza chain (e.g., if phoning Domino's, ask for a CheeserCheeser) 20. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza. Repeat this nested loop until asked to stop, then explain that you got "stuck." 21. Learn to play a blues riff on the harmonica. Stop talking at regular intervals to play it. 22. Learn to imitate a celebrity's voice. Stress that you won't take any crap from some two-bit can't-hack-it pimple-faced gofer. 23. Attempt to teach the order-taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders. 24. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?" 25. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?" 26. Order with a Speak-n-Spell. 27. If order-taker suggests a side order, ask why s/he is punishing you. 28. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of day) wake-up call, (So-and-so)." 29. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your poutiest voice, "LAST guy let me do it..." 17 Ways to Make Sure You're Insane 1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. 2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" 6) Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. 7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk . 8) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" 9) Sing along at the opera. 10) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . 11) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 12) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" 13) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!!" 14) When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 15) Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 16) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play Tropical Sounds all day. 17) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Make a trail of lemonade going to the rest rooms. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... 90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!! Be insane... because well-behaved girls never made history. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think or know that you copied and pasted the same thing more than once. Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :) The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. (O.o ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination. Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me! A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :) :D :) :D :) :D :) :D! If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO or Warriors, copy this into your profile. If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile put this on your page if you love to laugh If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you girls/guys love Warriors, copy and paste this on your profile. I didn't hit you. I just high-fived your face. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?" Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with a pissed off me, I'll drag you down to the floor and beat you with a baseball bat. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not. I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class. I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago. It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn! She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face. (Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. If you guys/girls love to read, copy and paste this on your profile. If you like the outdoors, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think flamers are dirt bags who spend their day thinking of ways to insult people, copy and paste this on your profile. If you're an eco-nut, copy and paste this on your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. And a woman's gotta do what he can't! If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are) If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide! I don't obsess! I think intensely If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile. If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate Luke and you want to be the one to push him off a mountain, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that the PJO series is one of the best series' ever, copy and paste this to your profile If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. Did you just say I'm not cool? Fine. Because if I'm not cool, then I must be hot. Yeah, I KNOW I'm hot, go spread the word. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies? Come to the light side. We have PUDDING! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, but we ran out of pudding. "The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last." "I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face. Some say the glass is half empty, others half full, all's I want to know is who the Dark Forest is drinking my water! You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid... "The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." "Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures" What is another word for "thesaurus"? When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap outta them. People like you are the reason we have middle fingers. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Hmm...I wonder... If, at the mention of Michael Jackson, you look over your shoulder to make sure he wasn't there, copy and paste this onto your profile. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If you've ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you only read PJO fanfiction if the summary says PERCABETH, copy and paste this onto your profile. There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who can do math and those who can't. Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a good reason they didn't make it to your future. Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing... but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you ever got scared by your own reflection at night, copy and paste this onto your profile. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. My family tree is full of nuts. Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance? Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't , copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Kurt/Logan friendship is the cutest in all contexts, copy and paste this to your account. If you can make the voice in your head stop talking, copy and paste this to your account. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you just need a hug copy this into your profile! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. stateofmind7337, GuardianOfTheMorningStar, frodoschick, thessan11, BamfisAwesome, Melori (all of this is from BamfisAwesome's profile, BTW) If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and you still laugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile. If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile. If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV... copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. YOUR GUY SIDE: Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night. TOTAL: 6 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. You don't like the movie Star Wars. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing. TOTAL: 12 98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile. If you dislike, hate, despise or have any negative feelings at all for Harry Potter, copy and paste this into your profile. (Some of the deaths really anger me...just sayin') Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you think Twilight is a disgrace to the very image of vampires, werewolves, feminists, and the time of day, copy and paste this into your profile.{...it makes a good chick flick...} Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Another Dead Hero, The Jonny T Factor,ShadowCat98 What stereotype are you? PREP You own an iPod/MP3 player. Total: 6 GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. Total: 7 PUNK You can skateboard Total: 7 GEEK You love the computer. Total: 3 ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Super bowl. You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. Total: 5 HARDCORE//SCENE You like loud music. Total: 9 I got Scene! =w= (go figure) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold I'm black," "When I die I'll be black." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're pink," "When you grow up you're white," "When you're sick, you're green," "When you go in the sun you turn red," "When you're cold you turn blue," "And when you die you turn purple." "And yet you have the nerve to call me colored" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball. 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office. 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter. 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar. 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination. 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms." 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month." 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand. 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force." 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work." 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot. 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it. 16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive. 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast. 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day." 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways. 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor. 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort. 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy. 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling. 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell. 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate. 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways. 28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees." 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge. 30) I will not go to class skyclad. 31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core." 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm. 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers. 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion. 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends." 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends." 37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak. 38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine. 39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts. 40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck. 42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus. 43) I will not lick Trevor. 44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey." 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween. 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously. 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions. 48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet. 49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice. 50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God. ...But yes, I will do it all anyway. .:FIRE:. You have a short temper. Total: 6 .:WATER:. You have a calm, laid-back personality. (most of the time ) Total: 10 .:EARTH:. You are physically strong. Total: 8 .:AIR:. You have a free spirit. Total: 9 .:DARKNESS:. You spend most of your time alone. Total: 6 .:LIGHT: You are very polite. Total: 5 I am water :3 Rest in Peace, Jerry Robinson A Beloved Creator of Robin and The Joker May the Joker's maniacal laughs become joyful cries, as you walk through the golden gates of Heaven |
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