Bill has made a fake diary. Of course, he's the only one who knows it's fake. When he 'attacks' Dipper, he leaves it for the twins to find. What is written in this diary? And will they fall for this plan? And what is Bill's plan? Read to find out! Takes place 5 years after Gideon Rises. Rated T. Pairing: Gideon x Mabel / Mabel x Bill (most of it written before season 2 came out)