Fav shows: Gravity Falls, Once Upon a Time, Before the Dinosaurs

Fav Movies- Rise of the Guardians, Stellaluna, Tangled, Brave, The Little Mermaid (I like princesses. DEAL WIF IT!), The Lone Ranger 2013,

Age: 13

Stalker: ...yes...

Who would you like to throw off the face of the earth? Science/Civics teachers

Hair- ginger

Quote(s)- "Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then, always be a unicorn." "IT WASN'T ME!!!" "That's my name, say it with a SMILE!!!" "I high five hard." "Look on the bright side- OW, OW, MY EYES!" "60% of accidents on the stairs happen on the stairs." "Why is it that the bad guys always have crummy aim when the good guys can just shoot em without a problem?" "When all else fails, go get high." "My mommy says I'm special. I don't know whether or not to take that as a complement or an insult." "I'm gonna rip of your head and shit down your neck." "Luke Skywalker, I am your daughter! Wait, I think I said that wrong..."

Where you live: FL

Grade: 8th

Crush: MY BOYFRIEND, GENIUS! And also Dipper & Jack Frost... *blush*

Enjoys: SWIMMING! and anything in the snow. and ice skating. and writing. and art, still life especially. And RIDDLES!!!!

Wish: IT WOULD SNOW WHERE I LIVE!!!!!

Fav songs: If I die young, keep your head up, jingle bells, Ready or Not, ABC's

Hobbies: writing, reading, swimming, babysitting,

Most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you: Got locked in the closet by kids I was babysitting then was almost fake-eaten by them... did I really just type that???

Hate: NOTHING! THE WORLD IS AMAZING! Wait- Jupiter. I've got problems with Jupiter... :) and also name tags

MY BFF's annoy the heck out of me! Love u guys!!!

This is for the ones who strive to be more.

I am the one with divorced parent, with her mom dating and her dad almost breaking into tears every time you mention who she is. A messenger between them, a spy when needed, the one unable to filter with them because they filter with you.

I am the one that is friend to all, enemy to no one, buts wants someone to hate me. I am who laughs at the bad jokes, who looks on the bright side, who lets other tell them their problems and offers them their comfort. I am the one who never gets comfort, but is instead burdened with their problems. Taken for granted about how my life is perfect because of my lack of complaints, only doing so to be funny.

I am the one who befriended the group of misfits yet is just as friendly with the popular kids. I am the one who holds the bond between the weak and the strong, although feels like an ant in the heart of New York.

I am the one that does not want to hide under layers of makeup, who wants to show her inner beauty, but instead is self conscious about every flaw. Every zit, every freckle, every wave in my hair is another thing that makes me squeamish.

I am the one who envies all but never tells. She with the parents who love her, who are still together. Him who has friends that he knows will be with him for life. She who belongs to a group and is not a free floater, hoping to find a place in the puzzle of the social groups. He who is confident enough to wear the shirt despite all the rude comments that other shoot at him.

Perfect, my brother says, you have to go and be so perfect! Perfect, my dear brother, is not the one who has to write of characters with problems worse then her own to make herself feel better about life. Perfect is not the one who almost always cried herself to sleep at night. Perfect is not the one who has never spent more then three years in a home, always on the move, never seeming to have a life long friendship.

Perfect is what I strive to be, as all humans do, but perfect is impossible. Though to me, anything is better then the life I have.

Inner pain is my inner beauty, and I do not want to let it shine through.

Note: for those of you who bother to read profiles- congrats! Youre like me, but, better yet, you get secrets and spoilers to my fanfictions! Woooooo!

101 Reasons to Hate the Holidays: that's over, but I'm considering A sequel fic.

Gifted: temporary hitas until I can sort out everyone's lovely OC's. sorry bout that...

Something Fishy: I have a poll that you should vote on about whether or not to continue. Some people want me to, others say its flood as it is. Go vote! NOW!

Twice Under a Knitted Sweater: based on the song 'The A Team'' by Ed Sheeran. The events in the story are based off the lyrics, although not in that order. Kind of everywhere. And Pitch will be teaming up with our favorite love-crazed southerner boy. Dipper becomes a bigger part of the story toward the end.

coming soon to a fanfiction website near you: Center of the Ring- an RotG AU fanfic. The return of Gifted. A sequel to Twice Under a Knitted Sweater. Breaking Balance: and RotG fanfic.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (I put it on the tip of my nose, too)

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (technically a water gun is a real gun)

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (talk about a few days. Once, even a few months!)

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (many many times...)

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt or skirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (who hasn’t?)

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa (O_o…)

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face (purposely!!!)

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (that’s my life :3)

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else’s hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back (as soon as I read this I did)

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs (well, i did realize it...)

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

(I feel so smart!)

Every day - at the same time - she waits for him...

He comes... and they
go for a walk

Wouldn't it be great if we all had friends like this...no
words needed...they just intuitively recognize the value of each other in their
lives and act accordingly.

DEMENTIA QUIZ
You may read each question once and only once! Just to make u feel smart... *wink*

FIRST QUESTION: YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?

ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST, THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!
TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME. NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION, BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIME AS YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?
SECOND QUESTION: IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE...?(SCROLL DOWN)

ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE...WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME, SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??? YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?
THIRD QUESTION: VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE: THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR. TRY IT.
TAKE 1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 30. ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?

SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER...

DID YOU GET 5000? THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR! TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT? MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT... MAYBE...
FOURTH QUESTION: MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS: 1. NANA, 2. NENE, 3. NINI, 4. NONO, AND ??? 2. WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?

DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T. HER NAME IS MARY! READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!

OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND, I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF:

A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH. BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE. NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?

IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK?? IF SO, DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE! HAVE A NICE DAY, ONE AND ALL.

TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.

Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand...

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH

If you are obsessed with Gravity Falls, copy this onto your profile.

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If you want to help me take over the world, copy this onto your profile. Enter your name here- DakotaDog612,

If you don't just like something, you get OBSESSED with it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are dating, copy this on your profile.

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If you think Dipper and Wendy will NEVER be a couple, copy this on your profile.

If you enjoy to play with fire and run with scissors, copy this on your profile.

If you pronounce the 'c' in 'scissors' and know you are saying it right, copy this on your profile.

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If you believe in God/Jesus, paste this on your profile.

If your parents are divorced, paste this on your profile.

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If you've been out of the country, paste this on your profile.

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Behold, random riddles!

Q: a woman shoots her husband, drowns her husband, and hangs him, then goes out to dinner with him. How did she do it?

A: she's a photographer

Q: it happens once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years. What is it?

A: the letter M

Q: you are in a room with no doors, no windows, or any other means of escape. basically, a hollowed our concrete brick. The only thing in the room with you is a a mirror. How do you escape?

A1: break the mirror, take one of the shards and kill yourself, then become a ghost and fly out through the walls!

A2: look in the mirror, see what you saw, take the saw, cut the mirror in half, two halves make a whole, and jump out through the hole. (Lol, wordplay.)

Dakota