First, I am a complete crack-pot with no life whatsoever. Think of me as a brunette female Artemis Fowl.

Second, I dislike yaoi (this does not mean that I dislike bisexual people). Don't like me for it, don't hate on me. Take your shizz somewhere else.

Warning: You will find major amounts of crack on here. Overdose may be fatal. I take no responsibility for your body needing to be sewn back together for laughing so hard.

I love almost anything paranormal, supernatural, and fantasy, such as faeries, dragons, gryphons, the works.

You will catch me using British spelling on here. It's simply because I like the British spelling of certain creatures better than the American spelling.

RANDOM SHIZZ I HAVE SAID:

Somehow managed to cut my thumb trying to open a jar of peanut butter this morning.

I have a problem. It's called chocolate animal crackers.

I am the Queen of Funny Status Updates. Bow down to me, then make me cake.

Sitting here in a two-foot-wide closet with my mom's laptop on top of me. I want to get the Funyuns down, but the strawberry wafers will fall on me if I do...

...It takes them this long to make a Spider Man 4???? Oh well. Could be worse. Could have been Jurassic Park 4...

I need a day off. I love you people, but I can't stand being around you five days a week.

When life gives you lemons, look for a bitch with a papercut.

There are two kinds of people in this world. There are normal people, and then there's Sheldon.

For some reason I feel like singing. In Japanese. In my mom's leather jacket. And my polka-dot pajama pants. I know; I'm weird that way.

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!

Is bored. And itchy. Because of the measels. And who knows what else. BTW, Jesus came to me and took me to a Def Leppard concert in the magical unicorn world of Nunya. Again.

Hello, McDonald's? Not lovin' it!

Those are lunch foods, not eat-'em-whenever-you-want-'em foods. There's a difference!

It's freshman year, baby! Who cares if your high school reputation is ruined?!?!

Fedoras are cool. Neckties are cool. I wear a fedora with a matching necktie. Therefore, I am awesome.

Who needs Team Edward or Team Jacob when you have Team Warren?

I am the kind of person who would steal your soul and sell it to the devil for a dozen tacos.

There is nothing more brain-numbing than looking up the lyrics to a song in a hard-to-understand accent that you've listened to your whole life only to find out that it was about sex the whole time...

The only reason I enjoy being short is that I sometimes get a free cookie at Kroger's because they don't know how old I am.

Fav Anime/Manga: Bleach, Naruto, FullMetal Alchemist, D.N. Angel, InuYasha, Black Butler, Hello Kitty, Hamtaro (yes, I still watch Hello Kitty and Hamtaro. You got a problem with that, leave.), Death Note, Ginga Nagareboshi Gin/Densetsu Weed/Densetsu Weed Orion/Densetsu Riki, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Darker Than Black, Pokemon (back when I was younger and only up until the end of Battle Revolution, when it was still good), Digimon

Fav Anime Characters (in order with anime listed above): Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez, Ulquiorra Cifer, Kisuke Urahara, Ichigo Kurosaki, Hollow Ichigo, Coyote Starrk, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Shuhei Hisagi, Izuru Kira, Gin Ichimaru, Rukia Kuchiki, Yoruichi Shihion, Rangiku Matsumoto, Nel Tu, Neiliel Tu Odelshvank, Tier Haribel, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Sai, Kiba Shikamaru, Itachi Uchiha, Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Envy, Roy Mustang, Jean Havoc, Maes Hughes, Dark, Daisuke Niwa, Satoshi Hiwatari, Krad, InuYasha, Sessomaru, Koga, Sebastian Michaelis, Ciel Phantomhive, Grell Sutcliff, Light Yagami, L (Ryuzaki), Gin, Riki, Weed, Smith, Ben, Hyena, Akatora, Chutora, Kurotora, Ken, Tesshin, Sirius, Orion, Bellatrix, Rigel, Kyo Sohma, Yuki Sohma, Tohru Honda, Hatori Sohma, Shigure Sohma, Hatsuharu Sohma, Haruhi Fujioka, Tamaki Suou, Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, Umehito Nekozawa, Hei, Gary Oak, Ash Ketchum, Tracy Sketchit

Fav American Cartoons/Shows: SpongeBob Squarepants, Fairly OddParents, Ren and Stimpy, Kappa Mikey, Rugrats, Gravity Falls, Phineas and Ferb, Big Bang Theory, Recess, Lilo and Stitch: The Series

Fav Books: Fablehaven series, Guardians of Ga'Hoole series, Redwall series, Wolves of the Beyond series, Warriors series, The Mistmantle Chronicles series, Dragon Codex series, Dragonlance series, Whittington, Guardian Cats and the Lost Books of Alexandria, Hatching Magic, Watership Down, The Spiderwick Chronicles series, The Mortal Instruments series, Fallen series, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland