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Life of Py-ro by JayDeacats reviews
The pyro is a lady, but due to the strict "male only" rule, she's forced to keep it a secret. How long will that last? (hint: not very) And could there be romance in store? Who knows! (I'm writing this as I go along, suggestions are welcome. Also, I try to include all the characters in the story, but you're only aloud to put four in the description.)
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 74,446 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Engineer, Pyro, Sniper, Spy
Just Who Are You, Schrodinger? by Jlpred reviews
Schrodinger finds herself in the middle of a desert after fighting a rival gang, her portal system refusing to work. With her strength diminishing, she chances to look down from the night sky to find a solitary building off in the distance. Her curiosity goes into overdrive, but her hunger pains are what truly motivate her to visit the lonely fortress.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,607 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 1/14/2015 - OC
Knives And Rifles by SpahgettiSans reviews
After BLU loses a round on Viaduct, their hired sniper waits for death in the spawn room. However, the red spy, who was in charge of executing remaining blues, let him live. Spy makes it clear he wants to be romantically involved with him, but if there's one thing that the sniper has learned in his three years of working for BLU, it's trust no one. Especially the other team.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2016
Oh How It Burns by iioatsu reviews
"HEADCANON that Engie suffered/suffers from BIID (Body Integrity Identity Disorder) and/or xenomilia ("the oppressive feeling that one or more limbs of one's body do not belong to one's self") and that's what prompted him to cut off his hand and build the Gunslinger."
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2015
War by TheHellcow reviews
"This is war, and I love it!" - Soldier... Imagine TF2 without respawn or mediguns. Just a regular war. As gruesome and horrible as war can get. WARNING: Major character deaths.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
Should Have Known by JustAnotherMadOne reviews
I should have known. His thoughts dragged themselves unwillingly toward that day. Their Spy… The man, the friend, he couldn't save… WARNING: Contains Euthanasia and related ethical discussions, Suicide and terminal illness.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2015 - Complete
Never Forgive me, Never Forget me by xXNiueXx reviews
He was a coward. At least, that's what the young Bostonian boy kept telling himself as he lay in the darkness. It was all the robots' fault. They had come, wreaking havoc on the respawn machine, destroying everything in his path.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Scout, Sniper, Gray Mann - Complete
American Morning by AlorevFritz reviews
Demo's stolen Soldier from the base for a weekend, hoping they can enjoy the time together away from the prying eyes of both their teams. Soldier treats him to an All American Morning. Demoman/Soldier pairing. Rated T for a some implied nudity and smut and a tiny bit of smut at the end.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Demoman, Soldier - Complete
Pillow Fort King by AcidColored reviews
Pyro has fun while the others are busy. Soldier helps, Engineer keeps pyro some company, and Scout wrecks their fun. Light Texas Toast fluff.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2014 - Published: 2/27/2014 - [Pyro, Engineer] Soldier, Scout - Complete
Mercs Vs Wild by Dapthedestroyer reviews
The team gets stuck in the woods outside of Gorge as a rock-slide causes most of BLU to crash into the wilderness. Will these specialized men make it out alive, or will they be too busy beating each other up to make it out? Rated T for language and minor violence. Full of head cannons and cry baby team mates. Chapters will at best be sporadic.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013
The End of All Things by UsedtobeHMC reviews
Spy wakes up to the end of his world.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Spy, Sniper, OC, Engineer - Complete
Pyro Unmasked by C2Vproductions reviews
The cheerful and oblivious Pyro knows nothing outside of Pyroland, so when his mask is knocked off to reveal a world of war, fire, and death, Panic ensues. Can he just go back to Pyroland, with the knowledge that it is all an illusion? Or will he attempt to cope with this terrifying world, and make some friends along the way?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Pyro
Ben Paul's Family: Downfall by K. Strange reviews
Ever wondered what happened to Ben's family? If yes then you will most likely enjoy this story: It all started when Ben's little sister was walking home from her last day of school. The people in the city realized that Monday, that the zombie outbreak wasn't a joke, and that those who didn't get out in time, are bound to have an unhappy ending.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013
Falling by Wolfriun reviews
Scout falls down from a tall tower and ends up in hospital. The team decides to teach him a lesson instead of letting Medic heal him, but Sniper soon regrets his choice. T for cuddles and swearing and stuff. Contains fluffiness and slash in case you are unable to notice this: Sniper/Scout.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Sniper, Scout - Complete
The Amber Class by SindriTheDragonSlayer reviews
When Pyro finds a girl out in the desert the team must deal with a new addition for the next four months. Rated T for language. A little bit of Sniper/OC later in the story and just a tad bit of Medic/Heavy but not to much.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,879 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Sniper
Fidget by DOTBF reviews
In which Scout's incessant wiggling is keeping Sniper from getting to sleep. Fluff ensues. T for a bit of language. Sniper/Scout. Drabble. COMPLETE
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Sniper, Scout - Complete
The Extra Piece by Orcamoon-Seal reviews
When the BLU Spy saves the RED Sniper during battle, they form an unbreakable friendship. However, the Administrator does not approve of this and sends someone to...dispose...of the Sniper.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Sniper, Spy
Vivien by Tokyo Sunset reviews
The Spy tells us of his first childish love. Spy/ScoutMa later on, but mostly one-sided Spy/Vivien Leigh.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,254 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Spy - Complete
Fired by GrampaPootis reviews
They never thought they would get terminated. But having a raving lunatic for a leader didn't help. Soldier/Sniper, light fluff.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Soldier, Sniper - Complete
Deleted Drabbles 2: Female Anatomy by BeautifulDoom reviews
The RED team talks about what they like most in a woman. Some will be predictable, and others won't.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2012
I Think I Might Be Dying by Aerista reviews
Scout is dying. This time for good. He recollects on his memories of the past week; memories of watching his and the other mercecaries die one by one. One-shot with hinted fluffy Sniper x Scout, but very subtle.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Scout, Sniper - Complete
Dead Flower by Fauxhound reviews
Meet Roderick, the new RED Soldier and a man with more secrets than you can count. At first glance, he seems like a very determined guy but is that really true? Marigold, tired of living in the shadow of her twin brother, takes over his life when he dies to fight in a war that he should have been in. But going into the war was not what she expected, she might just make things worse
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Demoman
Short Scout story by sweetiescout reviews
A quick little story. Sad but sweet
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Scout, Engineer - Complete
Heartache by Fire Sniper reviews
It all started with nightmares...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Pyro
Room of Angel by Xalogel reviews
He spoke one last word of truth, before treading upon a road full of lies. Spy-family-centric
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
My Life's Work by Corky Riviera reviews
A very sad, sad story about the Medic from TF2. Inspired by the sad-mode of my TF2 haunt.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete