Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).

Sequel to "Dark Prince". Tensions start to rise and loyalties are tested as Hadrian, formerly known as Harry Potter, delves deeper into the Dark side and sells his soul to the devil. Hadrian Riddle, heir to the Dark Lord himself, is about the become the most terrifying thing the Wizarding world has seen. Just you wait. Rated T for torture [Covers Yrs 3-5]. In Progress

(Detective Eren/Serial Killer Levi) Trainee Detective Jaeger is given the opportunity of a lifetime when he asked to join the hunt for the Stohess Slasher. If only he'd known what he was signing up for. Turns out his assignment is to solicit help from a another killer, one who is now locked away. His name is Levi Ackerman. To catch a killer Eren must learn to think like one.

The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp

Levi anxiously glared at his hand, five pairs of expectant eyes gleamed as they waited on him to read out what was written on the black card. What a horrible idea this was, a tasteless game for vulgar people. Finally he found the composure to read out the degrading question. "How did I lose my virginity?" he said without flinching. Five mouths dropped open!

She passes him a note because she's bored during Binns' class. It's funny how the butterfly effect works, because a piece of parchment with some ink on it — a mere relief from boredom — will now change the outcome of the future war. The tiniest of actions can have the biggest of impacts. [Eventual fem!Harry/Draco; starts Fifth Year; AUish; Will be a LONG story.]

ON HIATUS- AU: Harry Potter, older brother to the Boy-Who-Lived and the Dark Lord's right-hand man, is now on trial for war crimes. DMLE prosecutor and former flame Daphne Greengrass comes to his defense. The secrets and manipulations will rock Wizarding Britain and reveal a boy who never stopped fighting and a love that never quite faded.

After the death of his love in the 57th Expedition, Levi is entrusted with a secret he could have never imagined. But with his inner demons plaguing him relentlessly, will he be able to continue his war against the Titans...as well as be a father? Rivetra / Levihan AU.

{Oneshot} (Trigger Warning) Sometimes, the temptation to take his web-shooters off and fall from the sky was almost too much to refuse.

DEFINITE HOMECOMING AND POTENTIAL INFINTY WAR SPOILERS WITHIN. Inspired by a snippet of D23 Infinity War footage. The final battle's first casualty is possibly the worst casualty of all. To one person, it definitely is.

"A solo mission?" Peter echoes, hardly containing his excitement. "Where am I going? Who am I stopping?" "Uh, it's domestic," Tony says, clapping a hand on his shoulder. "Very domestic. No suit required." (Pepperony Week 2017, Day 3: Family/kids)

Levi's first beer.

The night after a very rough expedition, Captain Levi shows up at Commander Erwin's room, only to collapse in his arms. If Levi had gotten hurt in the field, then why did he not tell Erwin about it earlier? And what happens when sudden memories of Levi's tragic past begin to haunt him again? (Might contain some mild swearing. Lots of hurt/comfort.)

No one knows what went wrong with Hadrian James Potter-Black. Certainly not Heath Potter, the boy-who-lived. How could his own brother be a Slytherin? Be so Dark? Granted, Heath rarely interacted with Hadrian. But it's bad enough that he's fated to defeat the most powerful Dark Lord in centuries. But is fate really so cruel that he has to also fight against his own brother?

Harry Potter is ignored and abandoned because his brother is the "Chosen One". Instead of fading into oblivion, he is rescued by none other than Lord Voldemort himself. A couple years later, and the Dark Side has a new secret weapon: Hadrian "Harry" Riddle, heir to the Dark Lord. Part one of the Dark Prince Series. Years 1&2. COMPLETE. SEQUEL UP.

Sequel to HP and the Blazin Goblet. HP continues at Hogwarts in his hazy and stoned state. His popularity skyrocketing as the magical world hangs on his every word. Old allies lost, new ones gained. A stalker attempts to break Fleur away. HP cunning.

Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter just another orphan. Without the scar on his forehead Harry is free to choose his own path. His Slytherin sorting is only the first surprise to his parents' old friends. Darkish themes. Dark!Harry. Rating could go up to M later.

Halloween Fic. It's a tradition in the Scouts, on a certain day to choose a superior officer to make scream. Unfortunately for Eren and the others, this year's victim is Humanity's Strongest Soldier, Corporal Levi!

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Petra tells her last story to us, which was also her first. Before her hair was orange, and when she first became a Squad Member, Petra was just a young girl with potential, quiet, but determined. What happened during the expedition she was stranded with Levi? How did it change her? LEVI X PETRA

DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page

A Gossip Girl twist to the 1993 movie Groundhog Day - what if Chuck Bass had to relive the same day over and over and over again until he finally got it right? The day in question: the season 3 finale.

Harry Potter has been overshadowed by his older twin and neglected by his parents for seven years, starting when Damon was hailed the Boy-Who-Lived. Turning to books at six, Harry's magic and intelligence rivals a grown wizard. His intelligence constantly underestimated, he has a vicious thirst to prove his worth. AU. Slytherin!Harry. Grey/Dark!Harry. Pairings undecided.

ON HIATUS. A chance remark on the night of Halloween 1981 could have changed everything. Fate throws baby Harry into the custody of Kingsley Shacklebolt, assisted by a certain Mad-Eye Moody. And oh boy, heads will roll and history will change when this gets out. Dear Wizarding Britain: Your saviour has arrived. ON HIATUS.

There is a reason why everyone wants a piece of Harry Potter; the twelve-year-old is considered a prodigy by the Wizarding World, after all. But Harry has chosen his side. The Headmaster and Minister of Magic can try as they might - Harry is a dark wizard. Now...if only he could get in touch with the elusive, recently resurrected Voldemort. Sequel to Enveloped in the Darkness.

Armin notices that something isn't quite right with his friends. . .and everybody else.

"Levi tried to control his anger as the hot tea dripped down his face, steam curling around the boiling drink as it dripped from his hair, his nose, sliding down his neck and staining his crisp, white cravat and shirt. Mikasa looked smug as she swung the teacup around her pinkie finger, a small smirk tugging at the corners of her thin lips. 'Oops,' she said innocently." Oneshot!

Disgusted with Mikasa's grudge against him for kicking Eren during the court martial, Levi decides to punish her, but in an unusual way. EreMika

(formerly Once Upon a Chairytale) Alternate take on the series starting right after Victor/Victrola. Mostly from Chuck and Blair's POV, but Serena, Nate and Co. are included as well. Including storylines chronologically from s1 through s6, however later seasons (starting in season 4) will have major alternate storylines from what was on the show (but for the better!)

Dark!Powerful!Evil!Harry. Harry found magic at a much earlier age, armed with power over the Dursley's he repays them for their loving care and takes over the house hold. Cold, cruel and sadistic Harry works in secret to get what he wants no matter what the price while in the eyes of the people he's simply an angel. Hogwarts will be in for a surprise if they think he's anyones hero

Levi has a secret: he and Eren have something in common. Sort of. Besides killing titans. (wingfic)

When Harry landed in the Graveyard his on the spot action changed many things, he's not going to lie down and let the world walk all over him, he's going to take on the dark and do it in true Marauder style! This is my 'Graveyard' fics put in to one story!

When he witnessed the murder of his parents, the darkness got in him. Dumbledore took him in, taught him the best he could, and when it was clear the darkness was in too early, Albus taught Harry how to hide it, and how to get away with killing. AU based heavily on Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay. Update: New sections in chapter 5.

All of Hogwarts knows that Harry Potter is nothing but trouble, but a late night conversation in the library with the green eyed boy leaves Hermione twisted in knots with what she thinks she knows and what's really true. He's a puzzle, and she's determined to solve him, but it may cost her her life. Dark!Slytherin!Harry/Hermione, Ron Bashing. Rating may change.

Hanji strikes a little deal with the new recruits: whoever can get a kiss from or learn about the past of Captain Levi gets two weeks of vacation. It's a hard running, but someone completely unexpected wins.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

What should have been a simple training mission goes absolutely to shit, and Levi's gotta do something because the kids expect him to pull a miracle out of his ass.

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

"I dare you to streak around base or to put ketchup on Levi's Cravat." - Mikasa

Final chapter 'Going Home' up! AU The Potters' biggest secret is their son. To keep him safe, even Lily and James don't know about Harry Potter. But everyone knows about Sirius' son, Harry Black. COMPLETED

3-year-old Harry Potter, a rare and powerful Elemental Wizard, is abused by the Dursley’s and is taken to be raised by his Godfather Sirius and Remus. I know this has been done before, but I believe this one to be quite unique.

There's a reason the Captain can't sleep, but he doesn't know what it is yet.

Hanji decides to upgrade the Survey Corps by giving them cellphones and allowing them to text each other for better communication. Great idea, right? Maybe not, Hanji... Rated T for language.

An innocent question causes a rift in Levi's emotional state, causing Hanji to pick up the pieces and explain to Levi's squad and Eren of the two beloved names that hadn't been spoken from his lips for six long years. Eren realizes that Levi is more human than he ever knew.

Where boredom leads to discussion. Perhaps some things are better left unsaid. Or rather, whispered very very silently to prevent any unwanted casualties. "I'm not trying to prove anything Eren." Mikasa sighed. He was missing her point. "I'm simply saying that maybe there's a possibility that Lance Corporal Levi is gay." LeviXMikasa

AU Set right around the female titan attack. How I would've liked to see things happen between Levi and Petra if she had survived the attack. The two of them try to navigate their feelings as they recover from the extreme losses of the 57th expedition. Rivetra. Rated T for language.

Eren misses being able to hold the hands of his friends. He ends up going to his Corporal with a minor request.

As he lies dying on the battlefield, Levi dreams.

After the 57th expedition outside the walls Levi questions whether he is able to bear the weight of war, Petra's death, and his own life choices. After a failed suicide attempt he runs to Erwin out of desperation and the commander shares a story with him that might just save his life. [Cover image is not mine: all credit goes to the original artist]

When Mikasa Ackerman is kidnapped, she is not saved by Eren Jaeger. Instead, a thug from Wall Sina named Levi takes her under his wing. AU

A mini-fic to expand on the storyline of the same titled oneshot. Harry comes back to his parents at the age of ten, but can he really forget his past and live his life? Will his 'Father' let him? Based on my Dark Prince Trilogy.

A bet begins between Jean, Hanji, Armin, Sasha, and Eren on who can seduce the corporal first, but Mikasa is the one who truly wins.

In which Levi seems determined to spoil Eren rotten, whether he likes it or not. (for the record, Eren hadn't expected his confession to lead to this sort of thing at all).

"He's not James, Sirius!" Molly Weasley's shriek echoed over and over again in his mind, anger and sorrow roiling in his gut. The words only sought to remind him how spectacularly he had failed to keep those closest to his heart safe.

(1/7) At Madam Malkin's, Harry Potter introduces himself to Draco Malfoy. Draco offers to help Harry navigate the bizarre, new wizarding world, and Harry accepts. While Harry finds magic to be strange and amazing, there is no class to teach Harry about the complexities of friendship and social life in Slytherin... AU, Slytherin!Harry.

AU. On that night, Neville Longbottom was the child that You-Know-Who marked as his equal. Surprisingly, Longbottom lived through He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's Killing curse. Fourteen years later, the Boy-Who-Lived and Harry confront their destinies.

A twist of Fate… an opened window… a cradle robbed… two frantic parents… a lost hope, along with a shattered Prophecy. Moved to 'M' for future violence. Extending take down until July 1, 2012, so I have time respond to everyone and its gives people time to finish reading.

What if instead of having a Queen of Constance, there was a King? Chuck Bass is King of St Judes. Blair Waldorf is Queen of another UES School, and she transfers to Constance. Sparks fly as the two clash, but has Chuck Finally found his Queen?

Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.

For once, Harry will be selfish and take what is rightfully his.

Draco and Ron are in a bet, but neither win... I know i suck at summaries:/

'The woman I loved sat down opposite from me. "Harry, I need your help. Can you help me...make Ron jealous?" My heart wilted. "Yeah...Okay," I replied hollowly. Man, was I pathetic.' A little one-shot about the ups and downs of love.

Sirius is Harry's dad. But there is a completely reasonable and logical explantion including how Harry's mother didn't cheat, Lily isn't his mom but actually is, and Dumbledore is quite senile. Crack Fic. Humor. I Do Not Own Harry Potter.

AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.

COMPLETE! AU GOF. Neutral! Harry. The 'Boy Who Lived' is Harry's older twin. Neglected by his family, intelligence constantly underestimated, his placement in Slytherin house is a shock. Disowning him was their worst possible mistake. Along with his friend Draco Malfoy he faces the challenges of the Twizard Tournament. Beware the Midnight Sun. Mild Swearing, Pre-Slash. 1.4M Views!

In the middle of all their silly fighting and childish rivalry, there was only one very simple solution that always seemed to bring Draco Malfoy and Harriet Potter back together. DM/femHP. SongFic - Oneshot.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Redone. Follow JKR plot, but Harry is calm, cool, & not cooperative. Harry finally living the role as popular. Parties, drinks, drugs, all the fun stuff in life. Complete. R&R.

Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU

COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!

Harry is rescued from the Dursleys at the age of four and is raised by Sirius and Remus. A childhood that Harry deserved! Lots of bonding as Harry begins to trust Sirius and Remus. First fic, so please review. WARNING: DURSLEY ABUSE!

Dumbledore made the decision. He levitated Julia. And everyone burst into applause as he named her Saviour. Never knowing he made a mistake. Slytherin!Harry. Boywholived!Harry. Guardian!Remus&Sirius. Dumbledore bashing.

A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Alternate ending to GoF. What if, on the day of the Third Task, Harry sacrifices himself to save Cedric's life? With truly a heart of gold, and boundless bravery, he will make his mark on the wizarding world forever.

H&D. Kisses are just sensations. You feel them. Everyone does. And they feel good. NonMagic.

Harry tries to adjust to his new life without Voldemort. But sometimes your past refuses to stay in the past. Book Two of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU

My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.

What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG

He really did appreciate the lengths that everyone went to to help him get over the death of Sirius, but he wished they wouldn’t go to so much trouble to mend a heart that was, and would forever remain, broken.

Loosely based on the film She's All That. Harry makes a bet with Draco that he can turn any girl into the Queen at the Yule Ball. The challenge: Hermione Granger.

Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.

After Hogwarts Harry was sent to Azkaban for a crime he never committed, now the wizarding world needs help and he's the only one that can save them. COMPLETED

In his fifth year Harry Potter was framed for murder and sentenced to Azkaban. Ten years later his innocence is proven. What will Harry do? Written PreOotP. COMPLETE!

Shunned by his housemates and left sarcastic and bitter, with the war over and won what is Harry to do now he can live? Answer: turn to tobacco and self harm while developing a romance with a once hated enemy now friend and confident. (complete)

AU: What would happen if Dumbledore didn't belive Harry and Sirius about Sirius' innocence and Sirius was killed? What would Harry be like? Dark Harry.

In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse

[complete] Harry rashly makes a sacrifice in an unexpected situation. Sirius is now faced with a difficult task: to travel through the unpredictable land of the dead and guide Harry home.