![]() Author has written 3 stories for Harvest Moon. Story Wise: I TAKE SUMMERS OFF UNLESS I'M VERY VERY BORED I plan on making stories for: Harvest Moon, Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, and maybe Alice:Madness Returns but it's a very intense story to pull off if you plan on following the story line. I have 4 new stories planned but not started yet! I plan on eventually having at least one story for each genre and a few kids stories too! About Me: Favorite colour: Mint Green Favorite Band: Radiohead (after that it's Metric, Beck and Avril lavigne) Favorite Video games: Alice:Madness Returns, Harvest Moon (Sunshine Islands, Island of Happiness, Animal Parade), Legend of Zelda (Phantom Hourglass, Spirit Tracks) Favorite Books: Dawn of the Dreadfuls (I haven't got around to reading the others in the series), Harry Potter (series), Warrior Cats (not finished reading all of the books though), Death Note (from what I've read/seen of it) Favorite TV shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, How I Met Your Mother Religion: Wiccan Hobbies: Horseback riding, The arts (Except Dancing), Video games, Obviously making and reading fanfics I'm a little bit crazy so some stories may get a little random! :P I've got a rather... twisted sense of humor so some stories may get kinda dark XD! EVEN IF THEY'RE BASED ON A LITTLE KIDS SUBJECT... IT STILL COULD SO DON'T EXPECT ALL MARCHMELLOWY UNICORNS FARTING OUT RAINBOWS WITH THIS STUFF!!! WITH ME IT USUALLY GETS MORE AND MORE DESTURBING SO IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW THE RATING... read at your own risk... For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK-ISH, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be mexican or spanish. I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (if that's true there are a LOT of losers in school I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a BITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian. I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly. I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek. I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil. I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument. I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart. I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social. I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets. I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7. I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black. I'm (naturally or by accident) MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings. I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling. I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser. I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves. I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH. I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be a SEX TOYS. I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure. I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS. I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants. I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy. I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN. (I used to) I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic. I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts. I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK. I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart. I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THEIF. I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered. I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends. I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues. I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID. I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white. I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE. I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak. I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC. I have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST think I'm GROWN. I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore. I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY. I wear VANS, so I MUST be a SKATEBOARDER. I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK. I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK. I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE. I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC. I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others. I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES. I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets. I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past. I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY. I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything. I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF. I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant. I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat. I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude. I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY. I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT. I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY. I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser. I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD. I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd. I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE. I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK. I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR. I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH. I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE. (Whore isn't the right word lol) I don't support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE. I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE |
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