I'm the Dragon Demon Princess. When I have nothing to do, and a FanFiction on my mind, I come here. Enjoy!

Okay, I'm a VERY busy girl with school, homework, friends, wrighting stories, jobs, boyfriend, and my life too, so please don't rush me on ANYTHING. Thanks.

I'm really sorry if I post a new story, and don't finish it. It's just that I'm VERY VERY VERY busy now. x.x

The reason why some (most) of my stories are short, is 'cause I don't have time to make them long like I want to. Is that okay? Okay.

Did you ever stop & think
That you could be the reason someone is bulimic?
Did you ever stop & think, They you could be the reason she's emo?
Did you ever stop & think, you could be the reason she's a b*tch to people?
Did you ever stop & think, that you could be the reason she wears 20 pounds of make up?
Did you ever stop & think, that you could be the reason she's anorexic?
Did you ever stop & think about who you were hurting when you said these hurtful things?
Obviously not.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile

95% of teenagers would panic if they saw Edward Cullen on top of a 10-story building about to jump, copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% who brought a chair, popcorn and shouted "DO A FLIP!"