Fili is a Viking warrior, Kara is the daughter of a Saxon Earl. They come from completely different worlds, but the day their paths collided, it would end up changing things for everyone. Follow the stalwart Durin heirs in this AU adventure filled with danger, mystery, and romance. Fili/OC, Kili, Thorin, Tauriel, Dis, Dwalin and the rest of the gang.

Two years after The Battle, pressure mounts for Fili to marry to help secure Erebor's stability. In Dale, Sigrid is being pressured to marry as well. Faced with a series of horrible suitors, the two friends hatch a plan to avoid unhappy marriages. The only problem is everyone thinks they're already madly in love. After all, no dwarf would ever willingly pick a human, right?

Bi-Han has signed himself onto one of the hardest missions ever given to the Lin Kuei. He's going into deep cover to assassinate high up members of crime families in Hong Kong. He's young, fit, ambitious and ready. The only problem is he's never lived as a regular citizen before, and his idea of cover is to bring along ten-year-old Kuai Liang...

Starscream. Air Commander, Megatron's top lieutenant, excellent tactician (or so he claimed). Thundercracker. The Brooder, the Thinker. Skywarp. The trickster. Megatron didn't see a problem.

Winter is coming and the only thing colder than a Long Night full of terrors is the icy heart of the miserly, ruthless Tywin Lannister. Is it too late for the lord of House Lannister to learn the true meaning of the holidays? A Christmas Carol parody.

Soundwave considers his ability to hear others' thoughts as more of a curse than a gift. But as he learns to use his talent, he finds he has great power to protect the people around him. As he gets older, the stakes get higher and the bullies get bigger. Will he be strong enough to keep his friends safe in a dying society? If he isn't, does it really matter what side he chooses?

A quarter of a vorn ago, Senator Shockwave helped cover for Wheeljack so he could go into hiding. A short time later, Shockwave disappeared, but it wasn't in the news and Wheeljack's other friends didn't mention it when he talked to them. Now that Wheeljack knows Shockwave's missing, he's not going to rest until he finds out what happened, and why no one told him about it.

He had no name, no memories. The world around him was dark and harsh, full of suffering and injustice, and there was no hope of survival for him or for those who labored alongside him. But he wasn't going to lie down and give up. He wasn't going to let things continue the way they were. He was going to change them, by whatever means necessary.

Matthew has watched his daredevil brother pull reckless stunts for as long as he can remember, but when he gets dragged into one of Alfred's schemes and gets injured as a result, he has to learn that although family can hurt sometimes, it also has the ability to heal.

{Season Three: Beast Wars} After being lured into a trap by the Decepticons and subsequently captured, Jack, Miko, and Rafael become subjects in one of Shockwave's twisted experiments. Stripped of their humanity, they must learn how to cope with their new bodies and abilities; and some are able to do so better than others. (No OC, no pairings)

Pidge mods the Monsters and Mana system to play Oregon Trail

"Kid," Sam says, and the only minor in the room chews, swallows, and points to his own chest questioningly. "Yeah, you. Just one question: who are you?" (Peter has breakfast at the Compound, or, It's okay to meet your heroes when those heroes are the Avengers!)

Liechtenstein tries to ignore how her older brother starves himself for her sake. But it finally reaches a point where she can't anymore, and finally does something about it. (Bad summary is bad, k?) Oneshot, PLATONIC Switzerland/Liechtenstein because I love them too much.

Pidge finds an old camcorder, and decides to study Lance. He doesn't appreciate it, so Pidge spys- uhhh studies Keith instead... and films some things she probably shouldn't have. Klance

Tweek always saw things the other kids couldn't, stuff like monsters and faeries. After the years and years of torment at school he learned to keep his feelings under wrap, but one day there's a new student at school. No one else seems to notice how his eyes turn red when he's angry, or the frost the constantly covers his finger tips.

Canada was fighting an uphill battle with depression. Prussia, on the other hand, had been dissolved. Despite their polar-opposite personalities - well, to be fair, Prussia toned down his obnoxiousness for Canada's sake - they got along well enough to, at the very least, sing the most ridiculous, absurd duet known to man. Sing it they did, and in front of every other country, too.

Rey is absolutely terrified of all things creepy and frightening. Kylo Ren is no exception. Based off of the prompt: "You're an actor in a haunted house and I accidentally punched you in the face when you scared me."

"I look forward to fake dating you until this wedding business is through." Arya grins at him, and she feels a twinge of pride at seeing him gulp at the flash of her teeth. "That's what you think." (Or, the fake dating AU for Gendrya Week that no one asked for)

When Damien's behavior has become even a problem for Hell, Satan enlists Pip's help to teach Damien how to be a gentleman. (ONE-SHOT - Rated T for Mild Swearing)

They always told Jazz he was brilliant, that he'd grow up to do great things, that he could be whatever he wanted. But after blowing his chance at a decent education, he's not so sure about that. He's tired of failing to meet everyone's expectations, and following the rules just isn't his style. Why should he try to be good when he's already proven he doesn't have what it takes?

Five times an Avenger or two picked Peter Parker up from school, and one time they ALL showed up. (Edit: due to overwhelming support, this is now a doubled story - ten times an Avenger or two gave Peter a ride, and twice that they all came to his school. Poor kid.)

In which Gendry has abs of steels, Robb is scared for life, Ygritte has no filter, and Arya is beyond done with her siblings. Part One of Stark Shenanigans (And Other Happenings)

Based on a face-book post about Australia not being real, and being massive hoax made by the British. Rated T to be safe. England didn't know America could reach this kind of stupid. Sure the nation was always a little oblivious, but this time he'd really done it. Poor Australia is already so cut-off from the world, and now America is trying to convince everyone he isn't real.

He'd suffered in poverty and drugs at a young age. He'd endured discriminations, violations, and pain of all kinds. But his journey from a homeless addict, to a Decepticon berserker, to a Knight renowned, to an Autobot outcast taught him a few things. He'd endured eons-worth of abuse in his life, but if Drift was one thing –he was a survivor. Strong warnings: drug use & violence.

It's a weird thing to see a grown man crying like a baby and throwing a tantrum. It's and even weirder thing to see how his boyfriend tries to get him to shut up.

Being arrested was a big fear for Tweek, and getting pulled over seemed like the beginning of a possible downward spiral. Luckily, Craig and the gang always have a contingency plan.

Eagerly going on a cruise by himself for the first time ever, Temari seems determined to embarrass Kankuro, luckily he meets a similarly put-upon little brother with the most gorgeous smile and indisputably genius ideas. KankuKiba, mentioned NaruGaa, modern au, fake relationship

Alfred and Arthur are sent on an undercover mission. Their task is to take down the Nordic drug ring at the local high school. Let the chaos ensue. Rated T because Arthur's a sarcastic snob. (Cop AU/ NO pairings).

Trying to escape from an unrequited crush, Lovino finds himself living with personifications of the Seven Deadly Sins. These demons, however, end up becoming his greatest allies. Two-shot.

The twins were always together, right?

The Kirkland brothers, in all of their drunken wisdom, decide to try their hand at cow tipping.

Theon Greyjoy's first day at Winterfell does not start auspiciously.

Craig's guinea pig goes missing and he must travel back to Peru to rescue him. A Craig/Tweek one-shot.

Theon Greyjoy's book storyline told as it's meant to be - a comedy...with songs.

Three in the morning. This is the ungodly hour of the night that Damien jumps through Pip's window, knocking a container of pens and pencils off the blonde's desk and tipping a chair.

Modern AU: Robb's been getting all kinds of ridiculous anon questions on tumblr . . . Also, his boyfriend and brother are behaving really, really weird.

"How was school today?" Lukas asked once Emil came home. Emil toed off his shoes by the front door, answering his older brother, "Another casualty in the fight for the freedom of expression. Or that's what Leon's been saying today."

All Lovina Vargas ever wanted was to be left alone, and as always, things never go as planned. Join Lovina and her fellow group of delinquents as they try to escape from the confines of detention, sacrificing themselves for the greater good and facing the greatest evil of all: the dreaded hall monitors. Includes Spamano, AusHun, PruCan, AmeBel & FrUk (Fem! Romano/ Canada/ England)

For xv12. Ned and Catelyn meet through time (Outlander inspired)

Various snippets of Jaime and Brienne's year of daycare put together in a messy child collage. It's messy and all over the place but it will warm your heart just the same.

The Kirkland brothers find a baby on their doorstep. Oh dear.

There were two things in Arya Stark's life one did not mess with. Two things that to her she held sacred. Her family and her friends. And Ramsey Bolton decided to go and mess with both.

Robb Stark welcomes Tywin Lannister to the land of the dead, and specifically, to the land of bickering around the ethereal not-television.

"Thor," he began, his voice strained, "WHY do you think that Sleipnir is your…nephew?" - Sleipnir is not Loki's son. Unfortunately for Odin, no one told Thor.

The story of how teenage Netherlands got his scar

In which Alfred F. Jones teaches AP U.S. History for a day (and most certainly does not rewrite it in the process).

Orion is introduced to Bee's reluctant new friend, Drift, but he's more interested in the sparkling's rather attractive carrier. Megatron is just grateful Orion doesn't remember their first meeting. [Megamom AU ; No War ; MegOP sort of.]

In which First Aid is the Kool-Aid man. And he saves the day in a spectacular way. Watch out Decepticons, it's kool-aid drinkin' time!

"You find him!" Sideswipe spat, inches from Prowl's faceplates and the blade tight against his throat. "You tear Cybertron apart! Fraggit Prowl! You own me that much!" "I said I was not leaving until every Autobot was off this planet." Prowl said. "I will find Sunstreaker." "You'd better. Or I swear to Primus the next time I see you I'll tear your spark out!" (Character death fic)

Vash is an anxious new father, and Lars is too - he just happens to be better at hiding it

Prequel to The Ghost of Erebor. A wounded and terrified Fíli awakes at Ravenhill, and the last thing he remembers is Azog the Defiler. Oneshot.

In the Battle of Five Armies, Fíli's life is saved at the last minute... but what happened before then, no one knows, and Fíli won't speak to anyone about it. In fact, Fíli won't speak at all. Part I of my Everybody Lives AU. No slash.

"Theon, are you my daddy's saltwife?"

After being called upon to come pick Theon up from the hospital, Robb is understandably concerned. The last he'd heard, Theon was just supposed to be on a date. It turns out Theon has a good case to make for having been on the worst date ever and Robb's going to have to have talk to Domeric about having set Theon up with his...problematic brother. Theon/Robb Modern AU.

"In other news, the series of stabbings has claimed another victim. A 40-year-old male recently on the news for pulling money from a charity event. Is this just another crazed murder or is it vigilante justice?" Matthew just got a new roommate, but both of them might be holding a secret neither of them could imagine.

It's a simple wedding, relativity devoid of cliché. But it's no less romantic than any other.

Breakfast Club AU – with criminal!Prussia, nerd!Canada, jock!Hungary, popular!France, and punk!England. PruCan and FrUK, pre-Bad Touch Trio. – ONESHOT.

Ever think that a world meeting reminds you of a nature program, well it does for England. Rated T for the hell of it. For safety reasons, do not eat whilst reading as I can't give the Heimlich Maneuver through the internet. Also electronic devises have been know to be lobbed across the room due to laughter. You have been warned.

Tulip Siblings. In which little Belgium has a nightmare, and the Netherlands is both exasperated and sympathetic. Oneshot, fluff.

Matthew has always been the sickly child. Lars has always been the delinquent. The two become unlikely friends due to unique circumstances. However, their friendship is not accepted by everyone, particularly Matthew's family. Their friendship must struggle through Matthew's health, Lars's past, and both their families. Canada/Netherlands friendship or pre-slash.

In which Arya plans an elaborate heist, Hot Pie kidnaps the wrong Targaryen, and Gendry is just along for the ride. Modern AU.

A series of connected shorts following the fluffy lives of Berwald, Tino and their adopted son Peter, with occasional interruption from Uncle Matthias. Sufin and Sealand fluff (with some angst).

The neighborhood game of war changes for 8 year old Tino when 10 year old Berwald rescues him from Mathias's tree fort. Human names used.

"What are you going to do, compare me to a Summer's day ?"

Theon's first day in Winterfell. Ned has returned early. This is the second time Catelyn's husband returns with a child not her own, and she's not any less perturbed. Well, perhaps a little.

In the sequel to "I'll Make a Man Out of You," Theon makes good on his promise to Jon and accompanies him on a stake-out of Arya's date with Gendry. Various hijinks insue. Modern AU.

Real love stories are never perfect. They're sad and twisted and cruel, but they end up well. At least Theon hopes. (Modern Theon/Robb.)

Nill returns as the annoying-dwarf-who-doesn't-have-a-beard-because-she's-special in order to help Thorin reclaim Erebor. Too bad none of the dwarves want her there. Even Lord Elrond is at his wit's end. (What would actually happen if a Mary Sue dwarf joined Thorin and Co.)

To Thorin's great despair, a beardless female dwarf insists on joining his company. (What would actually happen if a Mary Sue dwarf with no beard because "she's different from all other female dwarves" joined Thorin and co.)

Based on the prompt "Secret Santa time! Who has to get presents for whom? Who buys something at the last minute? Who goes way over the price limit? Who gets everyone novelty sex toys? Who puts way too much effort into getting the perfect present? Who gives a present that is a secret anguished declaration of love?" over at asoiafkinkmeme on livejournal.

Oneshot: With many diverse religions practiced in Westeros and the lands beyond, how could the gods behind said religions possibly reconcile their differences? Why, through a nice game of cards of course.

In which Balon Greyjoy takes his children out for ice cream.

When seeklets search for trine members there are, of course, rules to follow. Light slash. Cute, baby seekers!

Netherlands is addicted to something besides drugs, and Spain is sent -forced- to talk to him. Neither are happy. "Por favour, have mercy!" Belgium is amused. Features a headbutting Chibi!Romano. FEAR him.

Matthew had always resigned himself to a fate of musical obscurity on a supporting instrument, but after meeting an ex-delinquent named Gilbert, he just might learn to take the lead. High School AU, Prucan, w/other minor pairings. REWRITE IN PROGRESS!

Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…