So you have stumbled upon my profile, eh? Good for you.

My works in progress:

-Nothing yet, gathering nerve

How I got here:

I had a previous FFN account, however, in my stupidity, I used a username that many people, both online and in real life know me by. When I realized I wanted to read, favorite, post and review smutty fics occasionally, I also realized I didn't want people that actually know me to know my pairings, guilty pleasures, etc. I had also beta'd under that name, so people posted that information at the beginning of their chapters, so even after I changed my username, you could still Google search it. Though I can't remove that, I did delete everything in that account and for the sake of simplicity, started over. Ask no more of this subject, this is all you get.

Services I shall provide in due time:

-Beta reading

-Advice giving

-Stories for your reading pleasure

-Friendship :)

Da Rules:

-Don't like my stuff? Cool. Don't care. I don't need a review/PM telling me that. I write for myself, mainly, and any poor soul who happens to enjoy scenarios that I do too. (Hence me posting it.) So, don't tell me what I should and shouldn't be doing with my stories. I won't change for you.

-I do however take constructive suggestions. (Though of course, that doesn't mean I'll always use them. *wink*)

-Don't ask about anything related to my real life.

-I shall be nice to you, provided you are nice to me.

Disclaimer: If you ask for my honest opinion, do not be offended by the blunt truth I may give.

Note: I added "da rules" not to make myself seem high and mighty, but to make it so that nobody wastes time or energy (on my part or theirs) telling/asking stupid things. Translation: I don't like when people waste my time, and I don't like wasting theirs.