In which Maka acts as vampire bait for her first mission and accidentally finds herself adopted by the so-called Evans brothers. SoMa. AU.

After the war for humanity has finally ended, Paradis/Eldia faces a severe decline in human population. How can Queen Historia fix this problematic situation? Why, make a royal decree that forces all civilians fifteen and older to get together and start popping out babies of course! Includes Levihan, Eremika, Erehisu, Jeankasa, Aruannie, etc. Full summary inside. Canon divergence.