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Things to do on an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23)WHEN the elevator door opens run outside and down the hall yelling, "OH NO I'M GONNA MISS THE ELEVATOR!! These are some quotes/phrases that are like so me or something I would do... "Mess with the best, drown like the rest" Unknown Prankster King I didn't fall, I was just testing gravity. Yep, still works. -Unknown Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. -Unknown I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way. -Unknown I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I'd love to punch in the face. -Unknown If you fall, Ill be there. -Floor Making your friend laugh when they are reading to the class. -lolsotrue#2182 Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal. -Unknown That awkward moment when you gently toss your phone on your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock down 2 lamps, and kill a cat. -Unknown That moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation. -Unknown How fast can you guess these words? 1.BOO_S 2._ _NDOM 3.F_ _K 4.P_N_S 5.PU_S_ 6.S_X Answers: 1.BOOKS 2.RANDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE 6.SIX. You got all 6 wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded freak! Did you guys fall for it? This is soooo cool it's like boom! Mind blowing. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that or it blew your mind put it in your profile. Fun little test... Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life OMG THIS WAS SO FREAKING CREEPY! ALMOST EVERYTHING MATCHED! YOU HAVE TO TRY IT! Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". Fun little test to do... No cheating please! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of Red, black, green, blue, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you prefer more black or white? 6. Name the person as the same sex as you. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Which do you prefer more California or Florida? 9. Do you like the lake or ocean more? 10. Write down a wish ( A realistic one) Answer time!! 1. You're completely in love with this person 2. If you choose: Red: You're alert and your life is full of love. Black: You're conservative and aggressive. Green: You're soul is relaxed and you're laid back. Blue: You're spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love. Yellow: You're a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom . S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan- Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone unexpected Apr.- Jun: You will have a strong love relationship that wont last very long but the memories will last forever July- Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for good. Oct- Dec: Your love life will not be to great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at first but it will be the best thing for you, and you will change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This is your best friend 7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose: California: You like adventure Florida: Your are a laid back person 9. If you choose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour it will come true before your next birthday! Yay! I am the girl that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffe So cool it's mind blowing... DORMITORY:When you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES:When you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE :When you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES:When you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY:When you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY ELECTION - RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters:LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS:When you rearrange the letters:ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES:When you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO:When you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE I just had to do this... If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile. If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile. If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile. If you think that everyone in your family is crazy besides you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile. Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, Shadow Dragon13, TheLextacyBlossom,Ino-Gaara, MysteryArtist,GwenFan22, DannyPhantomFan551, ShadowSakura01, Red. Wolf. In. The. Dark., Baby Porcupine-Cute but DEADLY, jackandkimforever If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile! 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you always look on the bright side and always judge a book/movie by its innards, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (I ALWAYS do this :D) If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the stinking Trix, copy this into your profile If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.( That's one of my many weird things i do) If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile! If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. Chocolate Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.(I ALWAYS do this :D) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. I was rolling on the floor dying of laughter when I read these... Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing. Lets see how stupid we all are (I have done it when it's in bold) 1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a cherry tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 mins to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else. 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was on 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jamb 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth 101. Didn't realize that numbers 13 and 59 were skipped Total: 88... WOW. In my defense I am VERY clumsy and hyper. :P This is sooooo cute! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. This is so sweet... Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once. Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her. Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her. Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers. |
