Hitsugaya Toshiro wakes up in the middle of the classroom by the teacher. His father Aizen and the teachers tell him that the Bleach storyline is some story he cooked up to get attention.

After two and a half days deep within a drug-induced slumber, Sosuke Aizen finally awakens...and finds himself back in his own, normal reality, where he is nothing more than a jobless deadbeat with a mullet. AU. Now off hiatus.