Aphrodite is pissed at the slow romance progress of her favorite Demigod couple so she takes it upon herself to help push the dense idiots to get together ASAP. And oh boy, she's going to do it baby-style. Will the Goddess ever succeed?

Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.

Eel. 23 year old SAS soldier in D Unit, training at Brecon Beacons with the occasional nightmare or flashback, hiding some dangerous secrets. Alex. Teenage spy, mental institute escapee, homeless, broken child, with little left to live for and a past of desperation. When the two become one person, it's up to his SAS friends to work out which is the facade... Now complete!

Workaholic Alex Rider is given one month's vacation time against his will. Seeing that he doesn't actually have a life outside, well, spying, he's not entirely sure what to do with himself. So he pays Professor Harris a visit as his new, ahem, "assistant teacher". Alex/Tom!Friendship.

AU. I hear the whispers when I walk past. I see the pitiful looks on their faces when they notice the bruises that I try to cover up. I know they're wondering why I don't leave. They would understand if they were in my shoes, if they had to hear the threats and feel the blows. No one ever questioned me. Not until he came along. He was the first that ever dared to ask.

Scorpia Rising changed him. For better. For worse. Nobody knows. But now, four years later, their back and out to get him. 19 year old Alex Rider, MI6's best agent, teenage superspy, is sent to the only place on Earth that could possibly protect him. Brecon Beacons. As K-Units unofficial fifth member returns as their official fourth member, how much more changes can Alex take?

K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.

A new home. A new family. Six brothers, all with a back-story. A sister that seems to resent you. The house is already filled with so many secrets so when Alex comes along things go off track. Add in K-unit, MI6, new and old enemies and what do you get? Alex Riders life. This time he won't be able to save everyone!

Alex Rider finally is getting on with his new life after Jack died. He never went to live with the Pleasures, instead, he is sent to live at the SAS camp with K-Unit until he is 21. 3 years later, an 18 year old Alex's life is thrown into turmoil when his old classmates come in to the picture. Will anyone recognize him? Can he keep his secret safe? Will MI6 re-enter his life again?

So this is an Alex and Sabina story. Please read and review! First story syndrome :)

Annabeth is dragged to a party by her best friend, Thalia. Getting all kinds of wasted and sleeping with some cute guy was not the expected outcome at all, but when she is left with a little stick containing two pink lines, she has to prepare herself for the next nine months of torturous teen pregnancy :: might be re-uploaded after you people learn to get over yourselves

It's funny, isn't it, how things can become the social norm, just by existing for long enough? A twist on 'Soldiers at Brookland' cliche.

If you knew that there was a good chance that you would die and there was something that you desperately wanted to tell someone, then what would you do? Ian Rider knows that luck only lasts so long, so he writes a letter to Alex to try to explain some things that he feels that his nephew needs to know. K for one mild word. Oneshot.

When Ariana and Eva Daniels have a 'take your dad to school day' they are dreading it. Ben Daniels is on a tour abroad with the rest of his unit. Yet can he make it to the day? ONE SHOT

Alex Rider/NCIS crossover. After Alex gets threatened by SCORPIA he's sent to DC where the NCIS team is assigned to look after him.Who knows how or even if Alex and the team can handle each other? There will be NO spoilers for NCIS and if there are I will post a notice.

Alex Rider grew too old (all of 17) so MI6 had to find a replacement, but Chris Butler is no where near as successful, one mistake results in Alex being kidnapped and when eventually when they are freed Alex is assigned as a guardian and K unit are also there for protection. Alex Rider, K unit and a backchatting teen under one roof. What could go right!

Post – Scorpia Rising. After the Pleasures are killed by an explosion at their house, Alex is sent back to Britain and gets given a job as an SAS shooting instructor at Brecon Beacons. Here, he meets some old acquaintances and perhaps finally has a chance to heal.

Alex is going back to Breacon beacon. "You're wrong." Alex spoke through gritted teeth. The silence was immediate. "I know that John Rider had a son because my name is Alex Rider. John Rider was my father."... "Blinked. And shot six times, six bullets, into six bull's eyes." No slash. Ben, Alex brotherly friendship. Yassen, Alex mentor/father relationship.

It's been six years since Percy left Annabeth abruptly. Annabeth ran away to California to get away from it all,and she still doesn't know why he left her. Annabeth tried to go on with her life and stay as far away from Percy,who had tried to find her and finally explain, but she doesn't know that Percy is AtlanticBoy16,the boy she's been talking to for three months online.

Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?

Diff Version of EC/Post-Crocodile Tears. Alex finds himself sunk in a poison that reverts him physically to the age of 5. With Ben Daniels as his guardian, Alex is about to learn what it's like to be a utterly helpless and a child. Features K-Unit too.

The life of a spy is never easy. You have to be brave, smart, quick on your feet, courageous...and above all, fearless. SEQUEL to WDKYWITA! Also, this is NOT a song-fic!