Phoenix Black is an aspiring stunt-man and the son of a gypsy/circus fortune teller who 'charmed a wizard into her tent of mystery.' Now he's a Hufflepuff with a devil-may-care attitude, an only mostly sane best friend, a secretly insane friend, a poltergeist, and a whole school to wreck havoc on. Set of inter-connected one-shots. Devious Puffs and slow build to Wizard!Skull.

Staring at the strange woman holding a gun, Sam Winchester believes he has lost everything. All he wants is to join Dean in the void. Until Chuck arrives with an offer. (Warnings, if any apply, are given at the top of each chapter!)

A continuation of "How Darcy Lewis Mentally Scarred the Avengers", this time with the focus on her interacting with ALL THE MARVEL CHARACTERS.

Sam and Lucifer have another one of their little talks in Sams dreams. But this time Sam has a question. A question that will Lead Lucifer somewhere he doesn't want to be. Lucifer really should have known better, after all - Sam had more in common with him they he seems to realize and turn about is fair play.

Based on a Head Cannon I came across on Pinterest. Darcy asks Thor if she can attempt to lift Mjolnir, and surprises them both when she is able to. Then she proceeds to level a dealership with the lightning conjured by Mjolnir. Rated T for minor swearing. This is technically complete, but is also ongoing. Some OSs are rated M read at your own risk. Please review with prompts.

Shameless pair Darcy with everyone fics. These are just short, fluffy, humorous one shots. They are based on the soulmate mark plot I've been reading too much of lately. Each one shot is Darcy with a different soulmate, and shows how they meet and what their first words are.

Starscream sometimes had a habit of becoming hopelessly embroiled in his work. Megatron used to think that was a bad thing.

Harry, son of Gabriel the Arch Angel, is stranded out of place and time after the attack from Micheal. In order to return back to his alternate reality, he must put an end to the Apocalypse and figure out how he's supposed to stop Lucifer in his own time. The only question is whether or not this Angelic version of the infamous Doctor will survive 134 alternates!

A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.

All she wanted was a trip to the mall without a five-point security nightmare. Trust Hydra to pick today for terrorist activity.

Sam and Dean are just vessels right? Right?

There is an actual list of things that Raziel, Samael, Samandriel, and Castiel have done to cause damage or change to his creations. From the Ice age, Plague,The continental drift, and the creation of the platypus. He's beginning to think he simply asks for it to happen.

Adam: The Adversary, Destroyer of Kings, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince of this World, Father of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lord of Darkness; Is grounded..

Darcy is the all-around gofer for these people, and she's sick and tired of not getting thanked. She is going on strike. (Make sure you read the author's note on chapter 1!) NOTE - Correction made to Phil's chapter...

After a bad camping trip that left Vernon and Dudley dead because of a Wendigo, Harry decides on his chosen career path as a Hunter. There's just one small catch...he has to survive his fifth year long enough to escape Britain! With the help of a mischievous god, a pair of no-good twins, and the help of his friend will Hogwarts survive him? Brotherly!Loki/Gabriel

Steve and Bucky don't quite get the idea behind a costume party, but Darcy is there to guide them.

"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

SEQUEL TO ADDICATED!

Crackcrackcrack. Całe uniwersum cracku. Sephiroth, włócząc się po wszechświatach, wpada na taki, gdzie, ku jego radości, większość żołnierzy ma skrzydła, a podpalanie wiosek w ramach napadu złego humoru uchodzi za dopuszczalne. Polacy zaś, w imię zasady "gość w dom, Bóg w dom", przyjmują bóstwo in spe z dużą dozą ciepła. Oraz wsparcia retorycznego.

Severus rescues Harry from the Dursleys, but it is too late.

The tale begins when Tony shows up at SHIELD, only to be sidetracked by a loud, curvy, 21-year-old looking for Hawkeye. Rated for Darcy, Clint and Tony. Sequel now up, titled "…And Everyone Else".

Teletraan-1 and Nemesis have fun in the World Wide Web

Exactly what it says on the title. The latest Defence teacher at Hogwarts. Flash-Fiction.

"Wait," she told the official. "I want to be married to all of him." Bruce Banner never thought that the woman he would marry would also be marrying another guy at the same time. But if she's okay with it, so is he. Bruce/Darcy

SHIELD assigned Darcy Lewis to be Bruce Banner's lab assistant, for what little scientific help she'd be. But hey, at least she can work Stark's coffee machine. Written for a prompt on the LJ meme, Bruce/Darcy

Loki picked the wrong girl to threaten. Bruce/Darcy

"I'm Primus! Your Creator!" "Yeah and I'm a headless chicken from Mars." A/N: Where's the 'Primus' character tag!

Harry Potter is tired of being kidnapped. So, he plans to do something about it. Mostly crack. Short one-shots.

"We gotta do something! Prowl's teamed up with Seymour Simmons!"

Post-ROTF... When Sunstreaker came, Lennox and Epps couldn't figure out why all the Autobots were so happy and yet worried that he and Sideswipe were reunited. And then Ironhide was pranked . . .

Jazz wasn't always an Autobot, but a series of mishaps and some help from an old friend of his might just change his mind. Implied J/P, R/W.

A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.

No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.