I am in love with Ninjago. It's my life. I love Zane the most.

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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't just ignore it, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.'

NINJAGO LUVERS OATH!

whenever I feel the flakes on my nose,

and winter comes around.

when I feel the chill of the weather,

in my mind, Zane will be found.

whenever I feel overly warm,

or see the glowing flames.

when fire or tempers are around,

i will speak Kai's name.

when the flash eminates through my room,

or I hear the boom that's after.

when lightning is showing itself through the clouds,

through my mind I hear Jay's laughter.

when look at the sand or trip in the dirt,

and feel the messy ground.

when earth is around me, especially rocks,

In my mind, Cole will be around.

whenever I find a youthful girl,

who is brave, strong, and kind.

who is better than others think her to be,

Nya will cross my mind.

when I find a man, old and wise,

who lectures people on end.

who tries to find the facts in life,

Sensei Wu fills my head.

When a person is dark, and obsessed with power,

who on the inside is kind

who loves family dearly, yet still acts like fighting,

Lord Garmadon invades my mind.

when I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast.

and swears to copy his father.

who is actually strong at heart,

my mind is what Lloyd will bother.

upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing,

or looking at them with fear

i smile at the snakes, even if they hiss,

and think of the serpentine leaders.

IF U HART NINJAGO COPY AND PASTE DIS TO YUR PROFILE!

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. (I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO THIS ONE!)

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

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List only 10 characters from any series. Ninjago Masters of Spinjitzu

(1) Nya

(2) Jay

(3) Zane

(4) Cole

(5) Kai

(6) Sensei

(7) Pythor

(8) Lloyd

(9) Garmadon

(10) Misako

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

Grab a towel and tell her to give me some privacy

7 cooked you dinner.

What do snakes eat?

4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this?

Because Kai keeps complaining ang being irratating at Cole

6 Is extremely pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

His students are SLACKERS, i would watch them get the fury

3 told you that she will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

NO ZANE IS MINE, CURSE THOSE SLASH FICS

You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.

Act like i never saw a thing, and wondering why girls watch that

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

No, he will just tell everyone

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

Whoa nya get some clothes on, Garmadon don't make me puke, and Jay, just...never again

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

Woo! I'm related to the green ninja!

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

He wanted me to join his prophecy in being the destined water ninja!!!!

You walk in accidentally on 3 to see her having a threesome with 9 and 10.

I understand Garmadon and Misako but ZANE!?!? WHY!?!?!

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

I dont see a right answer since Pythor is so ugly and Cole cant help

5 gave you a teddy bear.

Aww thanks Kai

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

Nya is supposed to be with Jay!!! WTF NYA, YOU DONT LIKE GARMADON

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Lyod is mad at sensei for giving away his candy and Pythor likes when people are mad

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place when you go over he rapes you what do you do?

It's not rape of you like it, but It would be better if it was Zane :/

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

WHAT DO YOU WANT KAI

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

I would stay with Misako, she could show me my prophecy in scrolls :3

1 suspects you are Kira.

No i'm not

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

I scream for someone

2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

Jay, I don't like you like that. Go to Nya

3 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking?

I would make Zane sing In My Remains by Linkin Park with Jay, then make all of the ninja sing One Thing by One Direction

1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, he admits to you that he is gay.

WHAT NYA, I DONT GO THAT WAY GIRL

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

ZANE!! Because he's the best!!!

List Ninja in order of AMAZINGNESS!!!!

1) Zane

(2) Cole

(3) Jay

(4) Kai

(5) Lloyd

Who would make breakfast in the morning, 3, or 5?

Lloyd seems too yound to cook, so i guess Jay

You get in a fight with 2, why, and who wins?

Have you seen how thin Jay is? Pshhh please

It's cold outside, do you snuggle up on the couch with 1,4, or 3?

Definately Zane.

You wake up in the middle of the night after having a horrible nightmare(as in really really bad), which do you run to for comfort,1,2,3,4,or 5?

Once again, Zane, he has the solution to everything :3

You're at a theme park, who do you go on the huge rollercoaster with, 4, 2, or 5?

Probably Kai since I wont have hair in my face every second from Cole or Lloyd

Everyone is on the couch watching a movie, what movie is it, and where are you sitting?

Jackass: Kai, Nya, Jay, Kai, Cole, Zane, Me

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still alive.The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your celing.She will sufficate you like she was sufficated.If you post this on your profile,she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded

Ningago Poem by THENinjagoGurl

We open up a book and read,

our curiousity is full of greed.

Here's a bit of the character you need to know,

and that is why I'm going to tell you so.

When you play with mud and stone,

instead of broken bones.

There is a critter called a mole,

and it reminds me of my crush Cole.

When you laugh while having fun,

the sound of lightning has begun.

And when a clown makes your day,

I speak the name of Jay.

When someone is very protective,

they can turn out to be effective.

If they have messy hair,

a memory of Kai jumps here to there.

When frost chills your toes,

and winter nips at your nose.

You will no longer have any pain,

if you say the word Zane.

When a girl is brave enough,

she can be really tough.

I won't think of my friend Leah,

but the Samurai X Nya.

When a person is destined to be,

the task is hard as you can see.

The task should never to be avoid,

if you follow the model of Lloyd.

As you can see my dear friend,

that we are nearing the end.

Don't worry and be gung-ho,

for this is the story of Ninjago.