A while ago, I saw a meme that said something like, "How messed up would it be if 'Deathly Hallows' had ended with 'And then, Harry woke up in the cupboard under the stairs.'" And that got me thinking - Yeah! How would that go? So, I wrote it, and I hope you enjoy! It may be different than what you expect.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

The Light side won the battle but lost the war. By Ministry decree, all Mudbloods have been Obliviated and "repatriated" to the Muggle world. When Draco Malfoy seeks out Hermione Granger, he wants only one thing . . . but gets far more. HG/DM, KB/MF, CC/TN.

Survivor's guilt. That's also what they told him. They said it wasn't his fault, that Otonashi would have died with that stomach wound anyway, that he needed to stop blaming himself. But he could never believe them.

Harry's dearest wish comes true one winter night. It's nothing like he imagined but that doesn't mean it's not perfect.

Snily!AU. Snape finds a way to redeem himself in Lily's eyes much before of her death, which deeply modifies his own fate. Lily Snape gives birth to a foretold child, meant to destroy Voldemort. Snape and Lily both die while trying to keep their son safe, and he indeed destroys Voldemort as a baby, but this is only the beginning of Sebastian Snape's story.

The War may have changed a lot of things, but not Parvati Patil's love of her favourite Quidditch team. Experiencing the game in person is always a thrill for her... even if she can't see it. Final submission for the QLFC. Prompt: Write about an avid fan of your team. No Pairings. "T" for the use of British blue language.

Petunia Dursley seeks Harry's help with curing Dudley's magical tendencies.

The true story of how I lost my freshman year of marching band to a series of events in which my alternate, my directors and I share equal responsibility.

An unexpected travel led to it all - a journey for the Wizards, Tributes and Demigods to learn about each other's worlds Join them as they journey through the books of Percy Jackson & The Olympians, Harry Potter and The Hunger Games - STORY DISCONTINUED We're so sorry.

In which Bellatrix Black and Molly Prewett were sorted into Hufflepuff, and the world changed ever-so-slightly.

How Harry really defeated Voldemort

What happened to Nudge while she was away from the flock, in MAX? She learns how to play the trumpet. I decided to give it a whirl, as this is my first Maximum Ride fic. Please, enjoy!

In an alternate universe, Draco's fingers slipped on his wand that day in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom, and everything changed. Drarry Harry/Draco D/M HPDM slash. Complete.

Angel out to kill Max? Nudge in love with Iggy and Dylan? Fang in a leotard? Welcome to the world of Maximum Ride parodies! Please Read and Review! All reviews are welcome.

So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.

"Well how about something manly… like Archibald… okay, I was kidding." A dialogue story where Harry and Ginny discuss what to name their children. Now includiing all 'Next Gen' kids. Rated T.

Harry travels back to 1942 in order to kill the 16 year old Tom Riddle. But apparently, someone else had the same idea. Who is the mysterious Arcturus Black? And why is he kissing Riddle? SLASH HP/TR and...?

"Graham cracker plus gooey marshmallow plus melting chocolate plus another graham cracker. You two were kinda like that s'more. He was the dark chocolate and you were the graham cracker and your stupid heart was the marshmallow."

What could've happened if the Dursleys avoided one traffic light, and Harry arrived at Kings Cross Station just a few minutes early? A chance for Ginny to do something she'd wanted to do all her life.

He might be an accountant in a family of wizards, but he had a purpose.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

AU. Percy, Annabeth, Nico, and Thalia all buried their future ambitions in a box at camp in third grade. Years later, they come back to uncover what they had written twelve years before. Percabeth Fluff, twoshot

Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Lauren Arrington, a muggle, was not supposed to be on platform nine and threequarters. Drabble.

AU, fifth year. Harry, Draco, and hints of slash.

Angelina realizes she doesn't know her boyfriend's first name and sets out to learn it. AngelinaMontague. Oneshot.

Snape is unable to contain his fury at the latest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor: a fluffy pink bunny.

Ginny decides that she's wasted too much time on a boy who doesn't know she's alive. . . and tells him so to his face.