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Like: Rupert Grint Emma Watson (They should get married and have beautiful children together), Snow, Harry Potter, Pineapples, One Direction, Spongebob, The Big Bang Theory, Warmth, Prince William and Harry, Ed Sheeran, Root Beer, Twilight-(Guilty Pleasure), Florida, Seaworld, Scrubs, FRIENDS, FanFictions(Reading and Writing), Panic!at the disco, TrollDads, Duckies, How I met your Mother, Remus Lupin, Youtube, Ron Weasley, Bill Weasley, George Weasley, Fleur Delacour, My laptop, My memorystick, Beauty and the Geek, Russell Brand, Russell Kane, Russell Howard, Lee Evans, Frankie Boyle, Ed Byrne, Funny Harry Potter captioned pictures, Where's Wally, JK.Rowling and LOLcats

Dislike: Rain, Sun, Lavender Brown, Grammar Douches (You only have one life. Don't ruin it over an apostrophe), Politics, Newspapers, Maths, Tests, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, JLS, Justin Bieber, Disney Channel Stars turned Singer/Songwriters, Changes, Normal People, Over-Confident/ Enthusiastic people, Snobs who flash the cash, Kate Middleton, Famine and Maltesers.

Favourite quotes:

"I would really recommend this book. It's great... It is also a hat. A hat." Peter Griffin
"If I'm ever mean to you again..." Ronald Weasley, "I'll know you've gone back to normal" Hermione Granger
"Behave yourself, James. I'm a grown woman. I can handle it. I said 'Rimjob' the other day. I'd do anything to win Scrabble. 'Rimjob' Triple word. Wrack 'em up. They call me Scrablord" Russell Howard impersonating his mum on stage.
"Nessa's pregnant. And Smithy's the father!" Gavin and Stacey.
NOTE: Subject to add or subract quotes ;)

I have another fanfiction account :)

500NightsOfHolmes

(Check it out and review!)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask myself random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, put this in your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your - Oh...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you're in love with Ron Weasley, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you cried in many parts of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasnt cool to breath anymore. Put this in your profile if you are part of the 8 that would be laughing their butt off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spoken in a foreign accent without intending to, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy and paste this into your profile

I'll read your advice that you have to offer-BUT, I won't tolerate abuse or use harsh, inappropriate criticism because basically, it's just really sick and unfair.
"Don't be a douche 'bout it."- My motto...

Time for a big-ass shout out to my top reviewer- heronlove! She keeps me writing romance between Ron and Hermione! :) Thanks a lot, Bud :)