FAV CHARACTERS: Thalia Grace, Scott Hoying, Seaweed Stubbs, Penny Pingleton, Kirstie Maldonado, Avi Kaplan, Kevin Olusola

FAV COUPLES: Jasper, Penweed, Scirstie, Solivia, Avin

LEAST FAV CHARACTERS: Percy Jackson, Mitch Grassi,(Sorry! They just really annoy me sometimes. Don't hate me!)

LEAST FAV COUPLES: Thaluke, Mirstie, Camber, Celma,

MOST ANNOYING CHARACTERS: Octavian, Velma Von Tussle,

MOST HATED CHARACTERS: Octavian, Velma Von Tussle

FUNNIEST CHARACTERS: Thalia Grace, Mitch Grassi

FAVORITE BOOK out of the series: Mark of Athena

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10 Commandments of a Teenager

1)Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)

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Female comebacks

pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
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THE STUPIDITY OF MANKIND

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,

peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in

there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the

corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt

and strain to yank the doors open, then

act as if you're embarrassed when they

open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake

and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a

while. Then announce in horror: "You're

one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And

push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone

presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger

for a while, then announce: "I have new

socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look

around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the

emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor

with chalk and announce to the other

passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person

in the elevator, tap them on the

shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they

give you a shock. Smile, and go back for

more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for

other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're

waiting for your friend. After a while,

let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,

How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone

reaches to help pick it up, then scream:

"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of

everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant

and review emergency procedures and

exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "GROUP HUG" then enforce it

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My fandoms include Pentaholics, Heroes of Olympus, Hairspray, and She's the Man

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