GreenTopHathide bio
 Hallo, world. Nice to meet you here. Assuming that you are browsing on this site, which you undoubtly are, we share a same intrest: fanfiction. I suppose I like both books and manga/anime, but I usually end up reading the manga instead of watching it. I am Chinese, so pardon me if I have either horrible grammar, horrible spelling, or both. One could say I am the 'read and favourite' type, but I just figured out the 'favourite button'. Silly me. If I do ever start a story, please do not expect it to update frequently; I happen to usually be busy with clubs during the school year, and even more busy in the summer. I apologize. I do dearly love to chat, so you may PM me at any time. If I have any copy & paste stuff, I'll post them here. |
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The only Orc with a happy ending by Tatharwen315 reviews
Gorluk is an Orc (with the height and IQ of a seven year-old). But he is different from the Other Orcs because of his gentle nature, and his caring heart. When he is sent to spy around near the Misty Mountains, He comes upon a strange group of Travelers (who turn out to be The Fellowship). Having an interest in them, he decides to spy on them... (NO TENTH-WALKER NONSENSE)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,363 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Orc
What's Your Story? by Iggycat reviews
On a whim Arthur applies for an internship at a publishing house halfway around the world. There he gets a new lease on life and he meets someone who offers him the change he's been looking for. USUK. Co-written with the amazing Fakiagirl (even chapters two and four) and the wonderful Zeplerfer (even chapters beginning with six).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,066 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/18/2016 - Published: 3/31/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 12/26/2011
LOTR Mail Service by Enchanted Authoress reviews
Middle-earth has discovered how fun writing letters can be. "Dear Aragorn," Legolas wrote, scribbling on a piece of parchment, "I think I'm going mad. Why else would a bunch of giggling girls be following me everywhere I go?"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 8/4/2012
Celeborn's Guide to Middle Earth by Archet reviews
Exactly what NOT to do while you're tramping around Middle Earth, demonstrated by everyone's favourite hobbits! Now cowritten with Elf from DownUnder!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,475 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012
Not the Beard! by aotearoan reviews
Beards, and their impact on various members of the Fellowship. Ch 4: Teenage Aragorn comes to terms with his difference from the Rivendell elves, but can they? Ch 3: Young Gimli meets a human... something is missing. Ch 2: Young hobbits meet the mysterious Gandalf. Havoc is wreaked. Ch 1: A terrifying ordeal for a young Legolas (also starring Thranduil).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
To Believe or Not to Believe, That is the Question by KnightlyWordsmith reviews
You've all read those Mary Sue stories. A helpless earthling falls into Middle Earth, and joins the Fellowship, gaining the attentions of a certain elven Prince in the process. Well, the same thing happened to me. The problem? I'm no Mary-Sue. First off my name is Gary.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012
In Which by WolfLuvr1977 reviews
A series of humorous ficlets about our favorite group of characters from our favorite books and movies :) We saw what happened to them during the most trying times of their journeys, but what happened behind the scenes? How does Legolas' hair stay so perfect? Is Gandalf really a prankster at heart? Find out! I started you out with two, but there are more to come! Remember to R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013
Arnor High School by the eternal feminine reviews
Aragorn is student body president, Legolas is president of the nature club, Boromir is a haughty soccer player, Gimli wrestles, and the hobbits are freshmen. When their beloved principal is sacked, these unlikely friends must team up with an old guidance counselor and save their school from the forces of evil!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,187 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Aragorn
Emotions by whovenclaw-holmes reviews
12 months, 12 chapters, 12 Johnlock moments. A year showing the progression of John and Sherlock's relationship starting with their first kiss on the 1st of January and continuing through the 1st of each month. I hope you enjoy another simple fluffy and happy Johnlock! FINISHED!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,884 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Are My Poetry by CeliaEquus reviews
In Sherlock's wardrobe, John finds a tin box filled with envelopes addressed to different people. Mycroft's explanation turns everything John had believed about his flatmate upside down. The envelopes contain... well, not love letters, but close. Set post-Reichenbach. Disclaimer: I don't own 'Sherlock', nor am I making any money from this. Multiple one-sided pairings. Not a 5 1.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,295 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
SHERLOCK HOLMES- User Guide and Operating Instructions by noukinav018 reviews
Did your cat just disappeared and colored up like a light bulb? Want to find out who kidnapped your friend? Did you lose some jewelry or got blackmailed by a psychopath? Are you tired of trying to solve impossible puzzles in vain? Are you bored of putting up with idiots all the time? Read this manual and your troubles will be over! R&R.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Parts of You by emrysn reviews
'John thinks that he is slowly, surely losing his mind. Everywhere he looks, he sees Sherlock. Or parts of him.' Too many things remind John Watson of Sherlock. Until Sherlock finally returns to him, not in parts, but as a whole. Can be read as slash if you want.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mycake: Crack fic by Kiro Angel reviews
Lestrade finds out about the embarrassing actions of a drunken Mycroft. Pure crack, I don't even know where I come up with this stuff. Also, it actually has nothing to do with Mycroft's romance with cake. T because kissing and drunkenness and I'm paranoid. Mystrade, established.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade, Anthea
The Empty Grave by InkySpectacles reviews
In 1901, six-year-old Sherlock Holmes dies of pneumonia. Thirty-eight years later, he is joined by the recently deceased John Watson. And nearly seventy years after that, when an Inspector and his faithful Sergeant visit a quiet graveyard chasing a serial arsonist- that, my friend, is when things get interesting.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 136 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan
Sherlock the Swan by Consulting Shippers reviews
John gained a pet swan named Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Family Is All We Have In The End by xxtragedyxx reviews
A look into Sherlock and Mycroft's relationship through the years.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Let's Have Dinner by senoritacheesepants reviews
After a cryptic text message from who he thinks is the elder Holmes brother, John goes to dinner and gets a rude shock. Post- Fall reunion One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2013 - John W. - Complete
VeggieTales by Szuri reviews
Join the Elvenking in Greenwood's newest and most challenging quest: getting a grumpy, tired elven prince to eat his vegetables. Totally harmless oneshot featuring our dear friend Legolas when he was just an elfling. Setting is when Mirkwood was still Greenwood the Great.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil
The Art of Art by Szuri reviews
Elfling Legolas does something so scary, so horrifyingly gut-wrenching, not even the guards of Greenwood want to deal with it...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
The Fellowship by Nirette reviews
The Fellowship randomly gets transported into our world and is placed in several odd situations with two 'guides'. Rated T mostly because of the language. There are no Mary Sues :D Chapter 11 is up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 76,042 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012
Letters to Thranduil by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
COMPLETE Letter correspondence between Elrond and Thranduil, mostly concerning a certain Elf and Ranger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Elrond, Thranduil, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Essential Facts a Mary Sue Should Know by Daeril Ullothwen reviews
This is a compilation of recorded reactions of our beloved Fellowship to common mistakes made by Mary Sues. If you are a Mary Sue, for Eru's sake read this. Those poor guys have enough on their plate without random OFCs dancing the samba with their sanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Complete
GLORFINDEL: The Complete Owner's Guide and Exprience by Fan Fictional Authoress reviews
Unlike other Owner's Guide and Manuals, this one tells what one owner experienced AFTER buying one of our units. We warn you that results may vary when you buy our products. How you interact with you units and how your units respond WILL VARY. We are not responsible for ANY (un)satisfaction that may occur. Enjoy at your own risk. *****Part of the Plush Toy Collaboration.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,256 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Glorfindel
Jumping by Gentle Breezes reviews
Book-verse. Legolas may be an elf, but he is also young, and the young hate bedtime. Thranduíl decides to make most of the situation. Rated S for silliness, kid!Legolas and lovely father-son bonding time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
TheFellowship at Middle-Earth com by narniagirl11 reviews
After giving in to Aragorn's request, Gandalf installs internet in Middle Earth. And he realizes, though others do not, just how much fun - or trouble - will be caused. From Pippin's pranks to Gollum spamming, Middle Earth will be turned upside-down!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Gandalf, Peregrin T.
Bored by RoseJustice reviews
The epitome of evil is not Sauron, but a bored Peregrin Took. It has been proven. Pippin gets bored on the way to Moria and asks Boromir a rather awkward question. Things spiral down from there. Legolas and Gimli exchange a few low blows and Aragorn gets insulted. Rated T for the question that Pippin brainbreaks Boromir with.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,955 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Boromir - Complete
Charmed! by dreamflower02 reviews
Is it seduction when it is wholly innocent and unknowing? Some can seduce without even trying. (Written in 2011, for Back to Middle-earth Month's Passport Challenge)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Elrond, Galadriel - Complete
Merry and Pippin Discover Fan-Fiction by radishesandspectraspects reviews
Well, you asked for it. :) Sequel to Legolas and Gimli Discover Fan-Fiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Aragorn's Many Names by Fatcat91 reviews
The fellowship realizes that Aragorn has more then one name.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
I Don't Like Spiders by Umecchi reviews
Pippin finds some height, then his foot meets someone new, then Legolas shows a different side of himself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
Legolas the Peanut by C.L. Forest reviews
There once was a peanut named Legolas... Warning: Crackfic, Read at your own risk
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Legolas - Complete
Strange Activity by Umecchi reviews
Legolas was up to something. Thranduil has watched this for as long as he can bare, and now he has gone to investigate, letting his curiosity take the lead. His target: His son's room. What 'horrors' will he uncover behind the closed door?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Wine Please by Umecchi reviews
Elrond is finally visiting Greenwood after his long avoidance. He had expected things to go badly, for there to be some shouting, but what he got was very different... and he's not sure he likes it any better.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
The Lord of the Rings in 99 Seconds by Super Serious Gal 3 reviews
Present day AU. Merry, Pip, and Frodo attempt to explain The Lord of the Rings in under 100 seconds. I do not own The Lord of the Rings or The Lord of the Rings in 99 seconds. Theme 36: Fairy Tale. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Thirty-seven by Iggycat reviews
Arthur had always hated time, which was rather unfortunate considering it would follow him his whole life. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/17/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tolkien's Elves Meet Santa's by greensaber92 reviews
What happens when strange little, short, TINY elves arrive in Rivendell and meet some of our favorite members of Middle Earth? Read to find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Elrond - Complete
A Shieldmaiden's Soup by WorldNerd12 reviews
Aragorn was not the first to taste Éowyn's soup. That poor brother of hers ...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Eowyn, Eomer - Complete
Gimli And Legolas Discover Fan-Fiction by radishesandspectraspects reviews
Well, did you read the title?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
You've Got Fanmail! by Melda Burke reviews
In which the Fellowship must deal with that horror of all horrors...fanmail..and its associated crazed Mary-Sues. Chaos ensues for them all with only the help of a simple postmistress who also happens to be conveniently and hilariously out of her mind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,288 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Aragorn, Gimli - Complete
100 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Middleearth by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Everything you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Middle-earth...yet the Fellowship and friends are going to do it all anyways. After all, where's the fun in war without a little chaos? Oh dear...It looks like Sauron will have a lot on his plate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,819 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Aragorn, Sauron - Complete
Week Without Thranduil by SivanShemesh reviews
Thranduil figured that, after the war, it was time for Legolas to take on some responsibilities and assume his position as king for a week until his return from Imladris. Little did Thranduil know what a mess his son could create... evil grin...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Legolas, Thranduil
Washing by DarkPatu reviews
Legolas comes across something terrible in the forests near Rivendell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Legolas, Gimli
Auntie Legolas by Incredibly Cold reviews
When Aragorn Estel meets Legolas for the first time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Legolas - Complete
Culinary Mishap by Winged-Violoncelle reviews
Thranduil is NOT happy, when a birthday dinner for his dearest son does not quite go as planned. Father's Day Special.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Faux Elvish for Dummies by your.daily.dose.of.fanfic reviews
Do you find normal Elvish confusing? Are you constantly being left out of conversations by your hardcore-Tolkienite friends? Are you flunking your second-language GCSE exams and are in need of another language ASAP? Then this handy guide is for you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
The Gentleman and The Hero by Teenage Mouse reviews
World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,732 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
How to get rid of a Mary Sue by LikeIdTellU reviews
How to rid yourself of a Sue in five easy steps by Legolas Greenleaf. A sequel of sorts to 'Oh dear a Mary Sue is here'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Complete
Oh dear a Mary Sue is here by LikeIdTellU reviews
Legolas as had enough, honestly he has. Where do these beings spring from? Mayhap they are left over from Morgoth? And they seem to always come for him. Honestly why couldn't they go annoy Glorfindel for once and leave him be? Enjoy all you Sue haters!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Aragorn'll make a man out of them by RodaRolla2 reviews
songfic to I'll make a man out of you on the movie Mulan. Aragaorn tries to make men out of the fellowship and has an exceptionly hard time with Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Thirty Terrible Ideas for LOTR Fanfics by McJunker reviews
Running dry on ideas for new stories? Just lower your standards and step inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
Ash, Gold, Quartz by ifonlynotnever reviews
ONE SHOT. AU. Prompt: "Moriarty burns the heart out of Sherlock. John builds him a new one." Or: Sherlock doesn't want a new heart and John doesn't care.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Real Reason Why Flamers Are Hated by Moorzalicious reviews
You don't know the REAL reason why flamers are hated until you read this story! Please review! And NO FLAMES the point of this story!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2012
Forgotten by fakiagirl reviews
When Gilbert moves into an old apartment in Vienna, he doesn't think much of the rumor that it's haunted. The only being that comes with the place is a rather aristocratic cat. However, the cat isn't all it seems. Two-shot, GilRod.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Pippin Wears Prada and other random stories by delovlies reviews
Each of the Fellowship has a very odd dream.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Peregrin T., Legolas
As long as we live by alatarielrose reviews
Legolas is injured and the twins see a sight never before witnessed on Arda.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Elrohir, Aragorn - Complete
Appreciation by klc101 reviews
A dwarfs take on the elves in Rivendell. No slash. a little bit of elf worship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Gimli, Legolas
Background Check by Astiza reviews
Facebook profiles for the Characters in Lord of the Rings! Written as a parody. You will never look at the characters the same way again - in a good way of course. I think we're finished here folks. -NOW COMPLETE.. unless you have another idea!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Curiousity Made Half the Shire Explode by Sule reviews
We all know Pippin loves muchrooms, right? Well, what would happen if Pippin had a slice of cheese and mushroom pizza?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Peregrin T. - Complete
the happy announcement by jokeperalta reviews
"There is no way I'm the bride of this relationship." Light/preslash if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Breakfast In Bed by Jay of Lasgalen reviews
Elrohir gets an unexpected early morning awakening. Written for a 'Breakfast' prompt.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Elrohir - Complete
Fever Of The Bone by TheUmbrellaSeller reviews
There are two-hundred-and-six bones in the human body. Sherlock can name them all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Napkin by ButterFish reviews
Arthur just wanted to enjoy his tea in peace at Costa. But then a dense American shows up. But maybe it's Arthur's luck that Alfred happened to pass by Costa that very day? - USUK, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 2,007 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Locked In by Tori of Lorien reviews
Oneshot. A couple years after being brought to Rivendell, Estel is still intimidated by Elrond. But when an incident traps them together, will Estel discover what he needs most– a father? [Revised]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
This Charming Man by Nightfall Daybreak reviews
After puncturing his bicycle on a hill, Alfred finds himself being offered a lift by a charming man in a passing luxury car. As they converse and flirt, Alfred wonders when his laughter stopped being genuine... Oneshot. Based on The Smiths' song. UK/US.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Creative Uses by lackam reviews
The twins find a creative use for something only to learn that they are following in their father's footsteps.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Elrohir, Elrond
A Family Affair by Muse10 reviews
When elves are neither old nor young, family reunions can get confusing for the onlookers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Legolas, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Nicotine by Sidney Sussex reviews
Lestrade and Sherlock quit smoking. Sherlock handles it better than Lestrade. Pre-John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
In Plane Sight by lostlikeme reviews
Alfred and Arthur meet in an airport while both of their flights are delayed. Awkwardness ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Waiting For Your Call by three-days-late reviews
AU. One day Arthur receives the strangest miscall of his life from an American named Alfred. He doesn't think too much about it...until he calls back the next day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,913 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Touch by lucycantdance reviews
Lord Elrond of Imladris did not like people touching him. Drabble, written for the 100 themes challenge. Was not intended to be crack but can be regarded as such. AU warning. ONESHOT ONLY.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T., Elrond, E. Gil-Galad - Complete
The Mines of Moria: Reality Check by stanzaic reviews
In which pizza is discussed, Mr. Bloom is discovered, and Gandalf sucks at rhymes. Crack!fic. If pure unchecked stupidity causes you agony, don't read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Winter morning by Eressie reviews
Aragorn's peaceful morning is interrupted by a certain blond elf. One-shot. Non-slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Scriptless by Scholar for Christ reviews
When Merry and Pippin set off a firework in the printing room, the Fellowship must attempt their quest without scripts! The result: Hilarious mistakes,arguing wraiths, backup melons and bullfrogs! Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,986 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Complete
On Subtlety by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. Sometimes, Sherlock Holmes can be spectacularly ignorant.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fix It, Ada by Tirnel reviews
A charming Elrond and young Estel story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
This Is What He Does For Fun by nyssa123 reviews
Sherlock and John go to the pub after a long day and Sherlock realizes that the man sitting next to them is a serial killer. He then proceeds to tell everyone how he knows. Written for a prompt on the LJ kinkmeme.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Fifth Year Review by Authoressinhiding reviews
When an author has spent five years writing LotR fanfiction, she is summoned before the Panel to be judged. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Boromir - Complete
Lord of the Rings character's goe's to therapist by HunterOfTheGodessArtemis reviews
We open on a clinic, in front; we zoom in on a sign that reads, "Closed today for private group session." Inside the clinic, in the main room, we see the Lord of The Rings characters seated in a large circle with the clinic director. Funny Bunny! Humor!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Complete
Gimli and Legolas: Don't Challenge an Elf by Miss Rabbit reviews
Gimli grinned. An idea began to form in his mind. "Say, never tasted a little old fashioned beer before? Well, aren't you in for a treat, Leggy, my boy..." (Gimli&Legolas Short...oneshot! Based on the scene in the original movie.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Lonely Doctors Club by Onedergirl reviews
Two doctors meet in a pub and find out they have quite a bit in common.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Martha J., John W. - Complete
Baby Spider Cheerleaders by sylc reviews
Lord Glorfindel and Prince Legolas love to hunt together. One day, they go on a spider colony rampage and come across a colony of dancing baby spiders.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Legolas, Glorfindel - Complete
Thranduil's Treasure by Lellow reviews
Father and son bonding moment
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Thranduil, Legolas - Complete
Just The Way It Is by The.Dust.Of.Jack reviews
It didn't creep up on them, nor did it appear in some almighty epiphany which resulted in their running into each other's arms declaring words of love and devotion. Rather, it had always been there, because that is just the way it was. John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pippin and the Uruk by Lady Courage reviews
Pippin discovers several things about Uruk-hai. One being they stink badly. The other being they secretly long to sing in a choir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Peregrin T., Uruk-hai - Complete
Lament of a Beleaguered Elf by Authoressinhiding reviews
This time, Legolas has well and truly lost it. oneshot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Pippin vs Shelob by Lady Courage reviews
Pippin finds himself face to face with the most ruthless spider of all time, Shelob. But things turn out rather different then he might have expected...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Servants Hear Things by SilverCat63 reviews
Orcs might be smelly, dirty and foul mouthed, but they have ears. And those ears work. One orc hears Sauron reciting bad poetry that's supposed to be musical. Major Crack!fic warning and a gigantic warning for truly awful poetry, folks.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sauron, Orc - Complete
FOTR Horoscopes by Hello Anyone There reviews
What did the Horoscopes of the Lord of the Rings characters say beore the Ring War broke out?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010
Do elf lords dote? by lunawannabe reviews
Elrond has a new daughter, and for all his supposed wisdom he's in way over his head. But he's not about to go running to Celeborn for answers. No indeed. He'd never hear the end of it!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Elrond, Arwen U. - Complete
LongDistance Relationships by IreneHolmes reviews
It's three days after Amon Hen. Frodo and Sam are lost in the Emyn Muil with Gollum, Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli are hunting Orc, and Merry and Pippin are captive. How do they keep in contact? Instant messaging, of course!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010
Camping by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Merry and Pippin can't sleep. Pure fluff with a touch of humor. Could be slash, but you'd have to squint really hard. Oneshot, for now.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Chocolate Cake by fakiagirl reviews
[KuroFai, AU, series of drabbles] Their meeting was a coincidence. But there are no coincidences in this world. [They meet by accident, Kurogane wonders who he is, and they keep running into each other.]
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete