My best friend's Daydream1- you should most definitely check her stuff out. She's great! And she's gonna be famous someday!

All my little Girl Scouty buddies have seemed to fall to their knees and whatnot for the Newwwsies. I, the obviously only sane one of the bunch, refuse to encounter upon their "Newsie Sleepovers" and the such. I have no Newsie. I have no obsession WITH a Newsie. I am perhaps the ANTI-NEWSIE! Bwaha. Okay, so I'm not that bad. Meh. They're amusing little buggers. What can I say? NEWSIES IN SLO-MO! WOOT! Ahem.

I haven't posted anything in a lonnnnggggg time, with the exception of Random Reviews. If you are the lucky recipient of a Random Review, feel special! (not scared! oh, please don't be scared!) Myself and Daydream enjoy randomly selecting an author and randomly reviewing a story. It's great fun!

Thanks for checking out my pagey thingybobber!

-Nightmare

"Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth."

WEEEEEE!

"Master friend! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!"

Nyehhh...

"I'm gonna sing the doom song now! DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DEE DOOOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOM DOOOOOOOM DEE DOOOOOM DOOM DOOM DOOOOM DOOOOOOOOM DEE DOOOOM... (etc.) SIX YEARS LATER DOOM DOOOOM DEE DOOOOOOM DOOM DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! THE END!"

"QUICK! GIR, TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW!"
"I saw a squirrel! He was like phvttt phvttt and fwtt fwtt fwtt fwttt!"

"Now for my disquise! Too scary. Too tall. Too fat. Too skinny. Perrrfectttt."
"WHY DOES IT HUUUURRRRRRTTTTTT!"
"GIR! Tell me what you think!"
"Masterrr? Where are youuu?"

Mmmmyep...