I'm an escpee from Bedlam (for those of you who dont know thats an insane asylum). If you doubt...(i dont know why you would but okay) you can ask my friends. I definately have my wierd moments. so yeah. im also good at changing subjects. but i dont really like to talk about myself. which is funny since im wrinting a pf about myself.

oh important things to know. my spelling sucks! i have dislexai. so yeah. i commonly use pronouns. i can be in bad moods gasps yes i am human, sometimes im even amazed. i am completey guilible and am an awful liar. i love my friends so if your going to say anything bad about them, just think "do u bother digging ur own grave" because it would save me the time. and im really not that mean of a person. i do wanna get my nosed pierced though! and most importantly i LISTEN so if u feel im not, then im sry, but i am, so keep it nice, unless its something i need to hear b/c i can be a little thick sometimes.

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Un Peu M'Information

Loves:

Guys, My Buds, Music, Chocolate, Book Stores, Carbs, CHEESE! Books, Gilmore Girls, Summer, Shoe Laces, Straws, Jokes, Funny People, The Internet, Movies: Sweet Home Alabama, Princess Bride, Waiting, Breakfast Club, 10 Things I Hate About You, Father of the Bride, Clue (haha!), Wish Upon a Star, theres so many more but its late and i cant think right. Oh and silly me I love staying up late! And commerical jingles, Tall Guys, Strawbery Daquris, Getting Lost in Bookstores, AIM, Talking To My Friends, Singing, Riddles, Hot Guys, Tape, Creeping People Out, Making People Laugh, Parties, ITALY! (no ive never been, but i wanna go SO BAD!) Ice Cream, COFFEE, Caffine, SKATERS! and ... um thats all i can think of now. oh oh oh! i got one! a skateboarder IN a bookstore! oh my goodness! that would be HEAVEN, esp if he was holding chocolate... slowly drifting into lalaland now...

Realizations:

He is WIERD!

What bathroom do transvestites go into?

Its funny how the people who truely have a bad life, never talk about it. While the people who have it good, are always complaining.

c: beer is god's little way of telling us he does love us
me: then what’s chris
c: chris is god's little way of saying i believe in u
me: i guess god doesnt believe in me. i guess he never did..

is it better to have your heart broken a hundred times,but have been in love just as many? or to never know what love truly feels like and always live in doubt and waiting?

I dont freak. I surprise with style.

Mermaids and Gnomes!

Inside Jokes:

OMG! the soap opera!

"double stuff uh-oh oreo's"

"gum" stiffles gigglesgives up. and laughs hysterically

"calenders"

"ice pick shoes"

"ow!" "shhhhhhhh"

"jiggleing"

"damnit jack shes not a basketball!"

"pinkies!"

"red nailpolish, red lipgloss"

"i know what i wanna say, but i dont wanna say it!"

"the pharmacist joke"

"augment the reticent so he can be prolific"

"look a birdie. there it goes again. and again. what a hott birdie!"

"mr korn shes seducing me!"

sneaking into the treasury all in black singing the mission impossible theme

"the THIRD"

"they were his tight pants. psh shows how much you know"

i remeber there was something about something happening at 4 in the afternoon. but i dont remeber what

my all nighter buddies!

"hey siobhan do you want a peep?"

"hi! welcome to hell! one room or two?"

me: where were you one the night of may 27, 2006
s: nowhere... it hasnt happened yet

"muffin!"

"mommy, why is my name chris jr when daddys name is _(future husbands name goes here)"

"i didnt know five inches could reach that far"

m: the one thing that really sucks is there are no boys worth dating at prep: lookswise or personality wise
me: i cant beleive it! its like i downed westridge to go here. but i might as well be going to an all girls school

"feeling down? come see the american idiot opera near you!"

Rebecca's closet at two in the mourning!

"can i join, you boys?"

Quotes:

"if u were waiting for the opportune moment that was it"

"true friends are those who lift you up when your heart's wings forget how to fly"

"home is where the heart is. but what a shame cuz everyones heart doesnt beat the same"

"when everybodys got a reason i feel like giving up"

"you won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that?"

"the hooker and I"

"i put the sexy in dyslexia"

"crap on toast"

"that was spastic!" "why thank you. may i accompany you to the jellybeans"

Songs:

"i knew i loved you before i met you
i think i dreamed you into life
i knew i loved you before i met you
i have been waiting all my life
a thousand angels dance around you
i am complete now that i found you"

"as we go on we remember
all the times we had together
and as our lives change
come whatever
we will still be
FRIENDS FOREVER."

"i sry i have to say but you looked like you're sad
your smile is gone,
i noticed it bad.
the cure is if you let in just a little more love
i promise you this, a littles enough. "

"you were my strength when i was weak
you were my voice when i couldnt speak
you were my eyes when i couldn't see
you saw the best there was in me
lifted me up when i couldn't reach
you gave me faith 'cuz you beleived
i'm everything i am
because you loved me"

"but you don't like me
youre just a good chase
so be real
it doesn't matter anyway
you know its just a little too late."

"all the small things
true care, truth brings
ill take one lift
your ride, best trip
always i know
youll be at my show watching,
waiting, commiserating."

"sometimes i get the feeling that i'm
stranded in the wrong time
where love is just a lyric in children's rhyme, a soundbite

is it any wonder that i'm tired?
is it any wonder that i feel uptight?
is it any wonder i don't know what's right?
oh these days
after all the misery you made
is it any wonder that i feel afraid?
is it any wonder that i feel betrayed?

nothing left beside this old cathedral
just the sad lonely spires
how do you make it right?"