Greetings and salutations!

Now that i have successfully established a few brain cells in an attempt at a dignified introduction we shall move on to the formalities.

Name: Worma-Sir

Age: Just entered my 20s. Menopause is on the horizon.

Personality: A dash of sensitivity, a few drops of sarcasm, and whole lot of opinionated-ness with full-time paranoia sprinkled on top

Likes:
-Reality Shows (Excluding stuff like the kardashians, ew)
-RPGs/TCGs of all kinds/party games
-KFC. Lots and lots and LOTS OF YUMMY DELICIOUS SCRUMPTIOUS MOUTH WATERING KFC!

Ehem, excuse me.

Dislikes:
-Angst rated stories with lots of pain to the characters I like. Seriously, stop writing those
-SYOC (Submit your own character) fics. Show me one that isn't terrible.
-Mainstream

Top Franchises: Total Drama, Pokemon, Digimon, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Ed Edd and Eddy

10 Favorite Pokemon:

1. Smeargle

2. Pansear

3. Electrike

4. Lanturn

5. Eelektross

6. Chandelure

7. Vibrava

8. Barboach

9. Lumineon

10. Lampent

10 Worst Pokemon:

721. Snubbull

720. Granbull

719. Darumaka

718. Pinsir

717. Palkia

716. Machoke

715. Kadabra

714. Graveler

713. Hitmonlee

712. Combusken

And now the obligatory random shenanigans we all love to steal from other profiles

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, post this on your profile (The bold applies to me).

(Tbh I don't HATE stereotypes, yes they can be annoying. I just want to do this cause it's fun lol)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun

I'm BLOND, So I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm SHORT, so I MUST be vulnerable

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I don't believe in God, so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I TAKE (or use to take) ANTI DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get in your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store or a petrol station.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST so I must dance around a campfire screaming like a savage

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be sexist

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up and whore

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kinda girlfriend

I'm TALL, so I MUST be a bully

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my time rolling cigars

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I have STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm INTO THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS THAT ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLUMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool because that's how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi

I hang with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER, so I MUST go in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly

I'm BLACK, so I MUST like fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear BLACK and only date other punks

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe that JESUS WUZ MA BROTHA

I'm MORMAN, so I must be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black too

I'm GOTH so I must worship evil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister

I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck-up and a whore...

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot

I'm a ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have small nuts

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino

I have a LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

I couldn't HURT A FLY, so I MUST be pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang with TEENAGE drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I tell people OFF, so I must be an over controlling A-hole

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

I a NUDEST, so I MUST want everyone to see my dick

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be whore myself

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant (even though the Soldier from TF2 makes it hilarious)

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love to sheep

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

I'm FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on earth

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities, a MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a Cockney or a Posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on this planet: Past, present and future

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.

I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar.

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.

I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Tick the options that describe you to see which element represents you

.:FIRE:.

(X) You have a short temper. (I am labeled, "The Camerupt")

(/) You often act on your emotions without thinking first. (Emotionally driven, yes. Reckless, no)

(X) You are very competitive.

(/) You like to play with fire. (Guilty)

() You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

() You prefer warm weather over cold weather. (Hell no! Pun slightly intended)

() You often lose control over yourself.

() You can be quite reckless.

() You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

(/) People have often called you insane.

Total: 3.5 (Sounds about right)

.:WATER:.

() You have a calm, laid-back personality.

(X) You like to go to the beach.

() You rarely get angry.

(X) When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

(X) You think before you act.

() You are good at breaking up fights.

(X) You are a good swimmer.

(/) You like the rain. (Only as long as it doesn't interfere with my internet/satellite)

(/) You can stay calm in stressful situations.

(/)You are very generous. (As much as a poor guy can afford to be)

Total: 5.5 (Slightly higher than I thought)

.:EARTH:.

() You are physically strong.

() You have a close connection with nature.

(/) You don't mind getting dirty. (Certain types of dirty are fine, others are a big red line)

(X) You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

() You could easily survive in the wild.

(/) You care about the environment.

() You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

(/) You rarely get depressed.

() You aren't afraid of anything.

(/) You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 3 (Again, sounds about right)

.:AIR:.

(/) You have a free spirit.

() You hate rules.

() You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

(/) You hate to be restrained.

() You are very independent and outgoing. (Total Opposite)

(X) You are quite intelligent.

(/) You tend to be impatient.

(/) You are easily distracted.

() You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

(X) You wish you could fly.

Total: 4 (Thought it would be higher)

.:DARKNESS:.

(X) You spend most of your time alone.

(X) You prefer nighttime over daytime.

() You like creepy things.

(/) You like to play tricks on people.

() Black is your favorite color.

() You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.

() You don't talk much.

() You are an atheist.

(X) You don't mind watching scary movies.

() You love to break the rules.

Total: 3.5 (Higher than it should be)

.:LIGHT:.

(/) You are very polite.

(X) You are spiritual.

(/) When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

() You believe everything you see or hear. (The contrary, I'm a doubter)

() You are afraid of the dark.

(X) You hate violence.

() You hope for world peace.

() You are generally a happy person.

() Everyone loves to be around you.

(/) You always follow the rules.

Total: 3.5 (Not shocking to me)

So I'm balanced, leaning towards Water. Not bad.

Tick the options that describe you to see which Total Drama character you are most like

Alejandro:

( ) You're Latino
( ) You're manipulative
( ) You're evil
( ) You fall for King/Queen Bees (I like them as a stereotype, but not as a love interest)
( ) You've been severely burned/injured (Nothing out of the usual roughhousing as kids and didn't recover from)
(x) You have an annoying brother/sister (Don’t we all)
(x) You speak more than one language
Total: 2

Beth:

( ) You are a wannabe sometimes
( ) You have a best friend (Friends, just not a particular best)
( ) You wear/used to wear braces (Ew)
(x) Singing is one of your hobbies (I wouldn’t do it unless alone)
(x) You easily fall for the eye candy (Guilty as charged)
( ) One of your favorites colors is pink
( ) You work on a farm
Total: 2

Bridgette:

( )You surf
( )You're a vegetarian (I live on meat)
(x)You care about the environment/Mother Nature
(x)Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
( ) You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
( ) You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) You get along with everybody
( ) Everything should be natural to you
Total: 2

Cody:

( ) You love technology
(x) Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys (No regrets)
(/) You are a quick healer
(x) You easily get sun burned
( ) You have a gap between your front teeth
( ) A poor diet scares you (I couldn't care less about healthy food)
( ) You play the keyboard
(/) BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you (I mean, they're good, but I wouldn't go as far as call them king)
Total: 3 (Not enough, he was my favorite, before TDROTI)

Courtney:

( ) You are/were a CIT (I don’t even know what that means)
(x) You want everything right
(x) You get mad easily
( ) Everything is important to you
( ) You are/were on the Student Council
( ) Everything turns out wrong for you
( ) You fall for the delinquents/criminals (Big fat no)
(/) You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
Count: 2.5

DJ

(x) You love animals
( ) Everybody loves you
( ) You've been raised right (It could have been better)
( ) Everybody is your friend
( ) You are happy most of the time
( ) You never get mad
( ) You get scared easily
( ) Group hugs are cuddly
Count: 1

Duncan

( ) You have/had a Mohawk (-.-)
( ) You've been to jail/prison
( ) You love skulls and crossbones
( ) You have piercing (Almost as bad as braces)
(x) Green is one of your favorite colors (Hell yeah!)
( ) Punk is one of your favorite music genres
( ) You pick on dorks
( ) You have a smug facial expression sometimes
Count: 1 (I’m relieved)

Eva:

( ) You often lift weights
( ) You wear knee high socks with gym clothes
( ) You've been through anger management
(x) You are competitive
( ) You can lift anything
( ) Happiness is not your forte
( ) You often don't fall in love too easily
( ) You're never happy
Count: 1

Ezekiel:

( ) You're home schooled
( ) You're a sexist
( ) You have/had/wear a toque
( ) You often say "eh"
( ) You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
(/) You pick your nose often (I dare someone to tick this one)
( ) You have no friends
( ) You are pale
Count: 0.5

Geoff:

( ) You love parties
( ) You have the perfect boyfriend/girlfriend
( ) You often make out most of the day (I wish)
( ) You wear a cowboy hat
( ) You're the youngest sibling in your family (Reverse that)
( ) One of your nicknames is "Party Girl" or "Party Boy"
( ) You are invited to all of the parties
( ) You skateboard
Count: 0 (No surprise, lame stereotype is lame)

Gwen:

( ) You're goth
( ) You have highlights
( ) You wear blue lipstick
( ) You wear fishnets and black
(x) You make the first move (Eventually…)
( ) Preppy things piss you off
(x) Annoying things irk you up (Was the word annoying not a giveaway?)
Count: 2

Harold:

(X) You can be a pervert at some times (Read my fics and you’ll find out :P)
(/) You often say "Booyah" or "Yes" (Yes)
(X) You're a dork (I have unusual pastimes)
( ) You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
( ) You read comics
( ) You breathe loud
(/) You get picked on most of the time (That era ended)
( ) You save chewed gum (Does it count if I do for like 10 mins while I eat or something?)
Count: 3

Heather

(x) You're the Queen Bee (King Bee)
( ) You are/were a cheerleader
( ) You often lie about being nice sometimes
(x) You often get embarrassed
(x) Weird people make you mad (The better term is slow people, but weird ones sometimes do too)
( ) You break couples up
( ) You often call people "losers" (I call em dorks)
( ) You are never trusted
Count: 3

E-Scope/Izzy/Explosivo

( ) You're crazy/psycho
( ) You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
( ) You're a redhead
( ) Fire is your addiction
( ) You love acting silly
( ) You run a lot
(x) You want to be called by your nickname (Which is better than E-scope)
( ) You've camped out in the woods
Count: 1 (One too many I must say)

Justin:

( ) You're the eye candy
( ) People often stare at you
( ) People faint when they see you
( ) You lie to most people
( ) Beauty is a talent to you
( ) You once/often get photo shots
( ) You don't care about anything but beauty
( ) You're gorgeous
Count: 0 (Insert confused black girl meme)

Katie

( ) You have a BFFFL
( ) You have big hips, but skinny body
( ) You're pretty
(x) You're often sweet (I can be most of the time)
( ) You blush easily
( ) You wear pigtails
(x) You listen to Pop Music
( ) You're skinnier than your friends
Count: 2

Leshawna:

( ) You're the ghetto girl
(x) You wear baby T's (What are those I don’t even…)
(x) You easily get pissed off
(x) You love winning
( ) You have a great taste in style (Well I like the way my style is but i doubt it's what people call great)
( ) You know how to dance
( ) Rap is one of your favorite music genres
( ) You often wear hoop earrings
Count: 3 (I thought I would have more)

Lindsay:

( ) You're dumb (I'm totally going to tick this one)
( ) You are/were a Blonde
( ) You take Gymnastics
(/) Your boobs are big (man boobs baby!)
(/) You're a "Daddy's Girl" (I used to be a momma’s boy)
(/) You fall for the jocks
( ) Your eyes are blue
( ) Makeup looks pretty on you
Count: 1.5

Noah:

( ) You are a bookworm
(x) Your IQ is off the charts/high (How can I tick this without being cocky?)
( ) You're in Honors classes (Before you ask, IQ and school achievements are two different things)
(x) Sports aren't your forte
(x) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky (Sarcasm is the closest thing to a stereotype I have, besides laziness)
(/) You're quiet
( ) You've accidentally kissed someone of the same sex (Cant tick it, it says accidentally)
(x) You don't like parties
Count: 4.5 (Accurate)

Owen:

(x) You're overweight
(x) You fart a lot (Yeah yeah, move along)
( ) You can burp the ABC's
( ) Everyone loves you
(x) You love adventure
(x) You're out of shape
( ) You love to eat
( ) You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
Count: 4 (Unfortunately)

Sadie

( ) You have a BFFFL
(x) You're chubby (Haven’t we gotten over this already)
( ) You cry without your best friend
( ) You accidentally do things wrong
( ) You do everything with your best friend
(x) You easily cry (Not that I cry at every little thing, I just get sad easily)
(/) You love to squeal
( ) You often do things wrong
Count: 2.5

Sierra

(x) You're a stalker (Facebook mostly and watching my crushes constantly)
( ) You dye your hair
(x) You're obsessively in love (I get hit hard when it happens)
( ) You're a huge fan (I’m more of an AC actually)
( ) You have stalker parent(s)
(/) You've been unfairly out of a game
( ) You wear your hair in a braid
Count: 2.5

Trent

( ) You play/played the guitar
(x) You often wear green ( All the time!)
(x) You've been heartbroken
( ) Your favorite number is 9 (Turn it upside down)
(x) You care for the people you love (Apparently love can be without caring -.-)
(x) You're still looking for that special someone
(x) You act weird sometimes
(x) You easily fall in love
Count: 6 (Strange, I didn't expect that)

Tyler

(/) You suck at sports
( ) You often wear red
( ) You wear a head bandanna
(/) You wear sweat clothes (Sweat pants yes, not the upper part though)
(/) You're tall (My height went in the horizontal direction)
(x) You have brown hair and brown eyes (Dark)
(x) You have a fear of an animal (Cockroaches are my bane)
(/) You think you're strong when you really aren't
Count: 4

Anne Maria

( ) You are from New Jersey
( ) You speak with an accent
( ) You add so much product to your hair
( ) You have/had a fake tan
( ) You look down on those who are not as pretty as you are (I'm looking down and I can't see anyone XD)
(x) You like only one side of a person but, not the person himself/herself (I hate that about me though)
( ) You wear a lot of makeup
(/) You can't sing ( I sing as a hobby, but that doesn't mean I'm good at it, or show anyone my singing)
Count: 1.5

B

( ) You don't talk much (You can tell by my profile, I talk much)
(x) You're a bit on the chubby side (A bitmany bits :P)
( ) Despite the aforementioned, you are very athletic (I'm fast, a sprinter, but one floor of stairs get me wheezing...)
( ) You're skilled in mechanics
(/) You are embarrassed of your first name (Not really embarrassed as much as resent that it is way too mainstream)
( ) You like using initials (Nah, I use a nickaname)
( ) You have multiple items in your coat
( ) Every time you try to speak you get cut off (I'll cut you off if you do that to me ;) )
Count: 1.5

Brick

( ) You/your family has a military background
(x) You follow a moral code (I don't know for sure, I guess I just have some values that I follow, my very own in a way)
(x) You are dedicated to protect friends and family (Dedicated is a strong word, I'd say I have the strong urge to protect, but I don't measure up to the dangers)
( ) You are rather athletic (Will there be many more of this question -.-)
(/) You stink at fashion design (I know how to dress myself up in what looks appealing but that's pretty much it)
(/) You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the safety of others (Depends)
( ) You're scared of the dark as well as its noises (I've been watching horror movies since I was 5, the dark is like my friend now)
( ) You have the need to be dominated (das some kinky shit yo)
Count: 3 (Unsettling)

Cameron

( ) You're under 100 pounds (triple x for that one *eye roll emoji* )
( ) You have lived in a bubble
( ) You have overprotective parents (Sometimes I feel they are underprotective)
(x) You're not the most athletic person out there (Looks like there are more then, goody)
(x) You're a bit nerdy
(x) You can be counted as an expendable player
( ) You wore diapers until a late age (How would I know, I wasn't conscious at that time)
( ) (If a guy) you're mistaken for a girl
Count: 3

Dakota

( ) You're addicted to fame
( ) You love pink
( ) You are a major fashion photon (A what?)
( ) You usually wear sunglasses
( ) Your parent(s) are majorly rich (I wish)
( ) You're attracted to nerds
( ) You and your phone are inseparable (I take pride that I don't fill this one)
( ) You hate feeling sorry for others
Count: 0 (Like a mean version of Lindsey, of course I won't get any)

Dawn

( ) You are a Wicca/witch (???)
( ) You can read auras (I am to everyone's surprise NOT A LUCARIO! GASP!!!)
(/) You love nature and communicating with animals (A point for the first half)
( ) You are very short
( ) You can levitate (I can also use the force and breathe fire)
( ) You know how to levitate (I hate redundancy)
(x) You don't really care about money (Parents trying to make me care, I mean, yeah I would appreciate to be well off, but I'm not obsessed with money)
(x) You are able to detect positive/negative energy (Let's strip away the science fiction from this one and tick it in the manner that I can tell when someone is upset or not)
Count: 2.5 (Departing from the twilight zone)

Jo

( ) You're a tomboy
( ) You are extremely athletic (I'm starting to get pissed)
( ) You don't think anyone is better than you
(x) You aren't the most attractive person (This is almost as bad as the athletic questions)
( ) You hate the queen bee (On the contrary, I love them! They make awesome drama characters)
( ) You would rather sacrifice others to save your own skin
( ) Your favorite accessory is a whistle (I hate all kinds of accessories, but if I were to choose, it would be sunglasses)
( ) (If a girl) You're mistaken for a guy
Count: 1 (Good)

Lightning

( ) You talk in the third person (That sounds cool though *Worma-Sir enjoys this survey*)
(/) You can't tell the difference between genders sometimes (So rare I can't tick this one)
( ) You tend to add something before words
( ) You're attractive to the opposite gender (Not to the opposite gender, not the same gender, not even to a wall)
( ) You are an overachiever
( ) You have protein powder
(x) You believe in teams of one (A strange way of saying, I like to work alone)
( ) You often call people losers
Count: 1.5

Mike

( ) You have a mental disorder
( ) You have said you are an actor
(x) You like two people at the same time (Two, four, eight, what was the question again?)
( ) You talk in your sleep
( ) You have a therapist/psychiatrist
( ) You are agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy (Let's see, four of those get no ticks XD)
( ) You have trouble telling the one you love how you feel ( Actually I tell them a lot, but nothing comes out of it)
(x) You're willing to risk your life for the one you love (Sort of)
Count: 2 (Too bad, I love Mike)

Sam

(x) You love video games (What a cheap shot)
( ) You have embarrassed yourself on your only date
(\) You have cat-like reflexes (I feel like I'm pushing it this time :P)
( ) You are in love with someone totally out of your league ( I refuse to accept the term *out of your league* what is that even. Its retarded)
( ) You are a couch potato (If it means I'm lazy then yeah, otherwise I have no idea what that means)
( ) You have a circus thumb ( When did we start talking alien, what do all these mean???)
(\) You sometimes speak in video game talk
( ) You sometimes see stuff in video game mode
Count: 2

Scott

( ) You love manipulating people
( ) You're a poser
( ) You like to whittle (Do what now?)
( ) Animals don't like you
( ) You don't like animals
( ) You have a lucky item
( ) You're a ginger
( ) You have freckles covering you
Count: 0 (Sweet!)

Staci

(x) You have a long ancestry (You know you do when you hear your family name constantly in history and when your mom's family name pops up as well)
( ) You are a compulsive liar
(\) You talk incessantly (Okay I don't talk that much)
(x) You are rather overweight (When will it end)
( ) You are annoying to most people
( ) You have trouble swimming
( ) You have been bald at one point (I think I'm balding D:)
(x) You don't have many friends (The way I like it)
Count: 3.5 (Shudders)

Zoey

( ) You wear stuff in your hair
( ) You're an only child (I wish)
(\) You don't have many friends but wish to make friends (First part is right, second is wrong)
( ) You like retro fashions/music (I seriously hate old school music, I like anything that's within a year of coming out. No comment on the fashion bit)
(x) You enjoy the theater ( I didn't think so at first until a few years ago I had a theater class where I had to attend a few plays, I liked them!)
(x) You have seen your crush go out with someone else
(x) You are generally nice, but have a tough side( As a friend once described me, I am most like a Camerupt, I am friendly and nice, but blow up like a volcano when I get mad, even at simply things, but I get back to being nice quickly)
Count: 3.5

List your twelve favorite Total Drama characters in no particular order

1. Dwayne Junior

2. Cody

3. Sugar

4. Leshawna

5. Scarlett

6. Dawn

7. Crimson

8. Heather

9. Mike

10. Dave

11. MacArthur

12. Beth

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

The only kind of fic for them I would read is a Total Drama where they are a team? New Ridonculous Race team idea there :P

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Leshawna? She's luscious but not my style

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Beth getting Heather pregnant? Wow talk about revenge. Beth is hardcore.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, alot. Too many with Zoey, not enough with Cameron. I mean come on, that friendship is beautiful, how come no fics about them together?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Cody and Dawn? Well I'm not one for straight couples but they actually do. Cody would try to hit on her but she'd use whatever mystical powers to read into his deepest darkest mind and freak him out, only to make him want her even more. There, now y'all Dody shippers have a new idea to write about.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Scarlett/Mike is pretty ironic because they're both nutcases. Scarlett would get a kick of provoking and activating all of his different personas and when Mal comes out, it would be a battle between the two greatest evils. Scarlett/Dave? How sweet, but no.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Crimson walking on Cody and Beth having sex? That was the last step Crimson needed to finally take her life away. No image has ever been worse for her than seeing that.

8. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Junior and Crimson are in a happy relationship until Crimson runs off with Leshawna. Junior, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with MacArthur and a brief unhappy affair with Beth, then follows the wise advice of Scarlett and finds true love with Sugar.

Yowzers!

What title would you give this fic?

Puberty and Mistakes.

9. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

I have a feeling Dawn doesn't actually live in a house but in a tree somewhere in the amazon so I think I'll crash at Junior's.

10. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

Shucks, it's a beauty pageant now y'all.

11. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

First off, Dave/Cody! So perfect. I love it. Secondly, Heather never gets invited are you kidding me? She'd ruin the wedding.

12. 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

We all know how bad the camp Sugar went to was, this is just a disaster waiting to happen.

13. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

If you like rat poison mixed with cockroaches infested with the plague as ingredients then sure

14. 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

One of them will eventually murder the other and eat their limbs.

15. What might 10 scream at a moment of great passion?

"Sky is a bitch"

True story

First Project: Total Drama: Reality Edition (Finished)

Twenty seven real life characters including the author himself will compete for the prize money of 1 Million Dollars on the newest season of the hit show; "Total Drama".

The Contestants:
Alex: Age: 10
Alice: Age: 45
Beatrice: Age: 13
Bradley: Age: 18
Christina: Age: 14
Daniel: Age: 11
Dominick: Age: 18
Harvey Hammond: Age: 15
Harvey Ramos: Age: 18
James: Age: 15
Janice: Age: 18
Liam: Age: 13
Lillian: Age: 18
Lydia: Age: 18
Marianne: Age: 17
Mark: Age: 8
Marlene: Age: 14
Nora: Age: 18
Phoebe: Age: 14
Randall: Age: 15
Remi: Age: 15
Roni: Age: 18
Seamus: Age: 18
Sharon: Age: 18
Steve: Age: 18
Toby: Age: 18
Trixie: Age: 18

Note: My first work. I'm proud of it because it was my debut. However, due to the nature (real life people, with masked identities and established relationships) it's not for everyone.

Second Project: Total Drama Pokerific (Complete)

Twenty seven Pokemon are the next cast in the popular reality TV show, Total Drama!

The Contestants:
Avalugg: Male, 18 years old, The Wall
Buizel: Male, 15 years old, The Fun Lover
Carvanha: Female, 16 years old, The Short Fuse
Charmeleon: Male, 17 years old, The Mischievous
Chimecho: Female, 16 years old, The Head In The Clouds
Dragonair: Female: 17 years old, The Elegant
Eelektross: Male, 17 years old, The Bully
Electrike: Male, 12 years old, The Energized
Frillish: Female, 16 years old, The Spoiled Princess
Hitmontop: Male, 16 years old, The Trendy
Kirlia: Female, 14 years old, The Social Butterfly
Lampent: Male, 16 years old, The Curious Helper
Lanturn: Female: 16 years old, The Ever Happy
Linoone: Male, 16 years old, The Quiet
Lumineon: Female, 17 years old, The Seductress
Magnezone: Male, 17 years old, The Analytic
Pansear: Male, 10 years old, The Innocent Kid
Serperior: Male: 17 years old, The Level-Headed Leader
Shroomish: Female, 15 years old, The Grumpy
Smeargle: Male, 16 years old, The Gentle Artist
Sudowoodo: Male, 16 years old, The Sneaky Copy Cat
Sunflora: Female, 30 years old, The Motherly
Togetic: Female, 16 years old, The Deadly Charmer
Vespiquen: Female, 18 years old, The Queen Bee
Vibrava: Female, 16 years old, The Brave Adventurer
Volcarona: Female, 17 years old, The Sassy Sista
Wormadam(plant cloak): Female, 30 years old, The Aristocrat

Third Project: Total Drama Presents: The RidiChrislous Race (In Production)

16 Teams of wacky individuals will compete in the biggest race around the globe hosted by Don, no wait, CHRIS!

The Teams:

1. Adrenaline Junkies: Troy & Alexis Ages: 21
2. Air Guitarists: Jake & Rex Ages: 18
3. Bully & Geek: Dirk & Andy Ages: 14,13
4. Cat Lady & Cat: Helen & McFluff Ages: 40,6 (In cat years, otherwise 42)
5. Clown & Mime: Hilbert & Sally Ages: 30,25
6. Cosplayers: Marley & Ulrich Ages: 17
7. Doctor & Nurse: Sherman & Judy Ages: 35,30
8. Gypsies: Gunhilda & Leticia Ages: 50
9. Half Sisters: Maya & Mandy Ages: 16
10. Housekeeper & Butler: Martha & Niles Ages: 45,50
11. Husband & Mother-In-Law: Malcolm & Bertha Ages: 35,65
12. Kid & Nanny: Billy & Annie Ages: 10,23
13. Lawyers: Carol & Linda Ages: 30
14. Neighbors: Bob & Jim Ages: 35
15. Phone Addicts: Sarah & Jessica Ages: 16
16. Pirate & First Mate: Roscoe & Carl Ages: 17