Thanks to Eren setting up a dating profile for Mikasa, she hits it off with an unbelievable guy named Levi online. Thing is, they don't know what each other look like yet and Mikasa unknowingly runs into a rude and annoying little man at the gym. The next day she meets the man she chatted with online. Needless to say, the blind date doesn't go as planned. Modern AU

"Arms or back, Ackerman?" "What are you doing, Corporal?" "What does it look like I'm doing, dumbass? I'm carrying you home. Now get on."

"He's your friend, Mikasa. I'm sure he wouldn't get upset if you asked him. But I don't think assuming he's gay is the only answer." [RivaMika. College AU.] Complete for now.

With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]