Dipper befriends a group of talking trees that give him much-needed advice. But no one could have warned him of the terrible things Bill did to him. Why did Bill do what he did? And what do the trees have to say about it? BILLDIP, lemons, trigger warnings, rated M for good reason!

(Y/n) (L/n), a gamer, an clumsy kid, especially when this game, this harmless game, messes with him. His life. After a tragedy occurs, (Y/n) might need those he sees as a problem just a little bit more.

Rumour has it that one of the RED team's new members is going to be an Australian. The BLU Spy really isn't looking forward to having to try and murder someone like Saxton Hale everyday. However, when the new man arrives, he's not what the Spy's expecting. Not at all. He's going to be far more fun to kill.

Papyrus was and is a lively skeleton, and moving to the surface didn't change that one bit. How does a cool dude like him deal with things like interdimensional threats, complex emotions, and a lack of spaghetti? By being the Great Papyrus, of course. Set after the True Pacifist ending, Frisk a little girl. ON HIATUS

Scout can't believe it, his ma is dead. However, being surrounded by a team of hardened mercenaries, he has no time to mourn and has three days to get to her funeral before her body is buried. When he arrives at the funeral, though, he notices something is amiss, and ends up getting more than he bargained for.

This is what happens when the Team Fortress 2 gang gets phones. They pretty much make chaos through text as well as in real life...

Dipper feels guilty for the monster curse, and so makes a deal with Bill Cipher to turn everyone human again, everyone except him. But of course, the demon messed with him and Dipper slowly transforms into a normal deer, his instincts growing while his humanity fades until it seems they've lost him completely. It's up to Mabel and the entire town to save him. Monsterfall AU

An AU to Sock Opera where Bill asks Dipper for something else. Rating may go up.

Even people in the depths of a war have something to fear, each unique to them - A character study about phobias.

Dipper is sick. Mabel wants to take care of him, but little does she realize what she's really doing. Probably wont have any inappropriate content at all, but rated K-plus just in case. [Gravity Falls not owned by me (obviously) And this is my first fanfic (on here at least) so I appreciate any feedback/reviews I get. :3 Also: SPOILERS for Sock Opera - the end of series]

After unintentionally insulting Demoman's mother, Sniper finds himself cursed with a furry problem. Better than it sounds. SniperXScout pairing later.

(Prequel to ChaosandMayhem's Eight Mercs and a Toddler Trilogy) The team's only been together for a few months but Spy already knows two things for sure: he hates the Sniper, and this is definitely not the place he wanted to be driven to. Truths are to be found here though, just not ones Spy's willing to pay attention to. Maybe things would have turned out differently if he had...

Everyone knows you shouldn't stand underneath tall trees during a lightning storm. Spy learns the hard way that you shouldn't stay cloaked either.

Smack bang in the middle of Death Valley, Scout and Sniper are forced to traverse the barren planes and find a way back to the base near Badwater Basin. Just how did they get there in the first place, and why? (Contains foul-mouthed mercs and other grossness.)

He knew he was a monster in the eyes of his allies and Anton was no different, how could such an intelligent, handsome man ever fall for a psychopathic arsonist? If he ever saw his face, the man would flee for the hills for sure. Anton was one burning passion he simply couldn't have and maybe it was best that way. (RED Pyro/RED Spy)

After Peridot crashes on Earth, she thinks it'll be a minor annoyance to find a way to leave, but now her gem is damaged, Malachite's unfused and Jasper is on the loose. Lapis convinces Peridot to go to Steven for help, but the crack in Peridots' gem is widening, bringing strange new memories with it. -Lots of Headcanons-Lapidot- Dark themes-Feels everywhere *muffled evil laughter*

A collection of the non-sexual (explicitly) written prompts off Tumblr. Also random non-prompt ideas.

It's been many years since their failed first 'date' and Papyrus realizes that it isn't just his human friend who has been holding onto their love for him, but that he has fallen in love with them as well. Papyrus/Reader fluffy

Mabel Pines has everything. A family who loves her, a great girlfriend, and lots of friends. When Dipper tries to find her a great gift, he ends up getting more than he bargained for at a game store run by a peculiar blond haired man. What he doesn't realize is that this blond wants to play a game of his own. Main ships: Billdip and Mabifica, slight crossover, AU, dark!Bill

Lapis Lazuli had not realized it, but she had gained a whole new mission when she decided to side with the Homeworld gems; to protect Steven Universe. {Takes place after Jail Break. Lapidot. Cover by gracekraft.}

The Spy's tragic journey as a father to two Scouts while facing the problems of a mercenary and live his love in secrecy, and how he stops a man who haunts his loved ones from the beginning.

Just a bunch of BillDip drabbles I write for fun :3 Have a request? Then request! I'll do anything as long as it's sfw.

One-shot set directly after the ending of 'Not What He Seems'. After getting betrayed by his Great Uncle and his sister, Dipper is feeling lost and alone, so who would show up but a certain dream demon? What exactly does he want? And is the pre-teen really broken beyond repair? (Not BillDip)

A deal in the forest lands Dipper as the servant of his most hated enemy, Bill Cipher. For four years he has to go around helping Cipher with his dirty work... But as he continues on with the demon, he discovers that he's developing feelings for him. When the for years are up, is he going to stay with Bill or go back to his awkward life with Mabel, Soos, and Grunkle Stan?

A strange little one-shot that I created for practice. Takes place after the episode "Not What He Seems", but I wrote this before "A Tale of Two Stans" came out. So forgive my mistakes with the Stans' names. "Not one move kid," Stanley snarled out. Dipper froze in his tracks at the sight of the gun. "You have Cipher on your shoulder."

Dipper ovehears Bill confess feelings he's not compleatly cofortable with.

Pyro only loved fire due to his hallucination of being in a happy wonderland, where he himself is a spreader of happiness. But one day, he is revealed to the truth. No romantic pairings whatsoever. Rated T for (possible) violence.

NOTE: CONTAINS SPOILERS OF THE EPISODE SOCK OPERA Bill is always watching you and always tricking you. See what he does to Dipper Pines in this Gravity Falls Fanfiction This is for my best friend, you know who you are, Hope you enjoy :)

"You know, you really shouldn't make a habit of making yourself so vulnerable, if you don't wake up soon I really will take you Pine Tree." Bill finds Dipper alone, unconscious and utterly defenseless in the middle of the woods.

According to my legal papers, I am a grade A schizophrenic psychopathic pyromaniac that should be admitted to a mental hospital, but I didn't end up that way over night. It took years of slowly dissolving to land myself as many mental disorders as I have. Pyro Origins Story.

Mabel is placed under a sleeping curse that can only be broken by the mythical Dreamer's Necklace. A necklace that only a certain dream demon knows the location of. "Whats wrong Pine Tree, is Shooting Star trapped in her own head?" (Bill/Dipper)

At five years old, the Pines Twins are bored with their regular toys. So instead, they decided that they're going to make an imaginary friend to play with. So they 'create' Bill and of course, nothing but trouble comes from it. For Mabuhaylyn on tumblr! :)

He can hear the flame's low growl, like it's a living thing that's hungering for the ash of his flesh and craves to consume him whole. This is where most people will start praying to whatever god it is they believe. Crumple to their knees and cry and piss themselves. Beg for mercy, for their life, and hope it gets through the black rubber of that grotesque gas mask into human ears.

Its been 6 years since Dipper was in Gravity Falls. Now at the age of 18 Dipper decides to enjoy his alone time in the woods.

GLaDOS, bored without human test subjects, capture Wheatley to punish him for the events of Portal 2, but soon, something goes horribly wrong

What was Chell thinking during the final battle with Wheatley? what would have happened if the stalemate button wasn't booby trapped?

A story told from the point of view of mobs. Action? Comedy? Romance? Find out here! I will do each mob in turn.

Hot Rod has secrets who he hasn't shared with anyone until he spills them all to a handsome mech on a shuttle. Back at his office, he is suddenly face to face with the stranger from the shuttle, a mech who knows every single humiliating detail about him... I promise it's better than it sounds. You might not like it at first but I think it gets better as the story goes on.

Chell was relieved to escape the iron clutches of the Science Goddess. She thought she could finally lead a happy and peaceful life. She thought she could live in harmony with other humans. She thought the nightmare was over. Oh, how so very wrong she was.

For better or for worse, the Autobots have disassembled the team and have gone their separate ways for the time being. Smokescreen is left with no human partner and very little experience in being a robot in disguise. A call for help is sent by the rookie, and Knock Out intercepts it. However, something in him decides to not answer it with violence; Takes place after Darkest Hour.

It's a well-known fact that Sniper isn't much of a dancer, but Spy hasn't been one to ever let the facts get in the way. Light, fluffy Sniper/Spy. Oneshot!

During a fight with Lugnut, Blitzwing, and an unknown 'Con over an AllSpark fragment, Team Earth - minus Bumblebee - are turned into sparklings. With no bot around for the next few orbital cycles and Sari out of town with her dad, Bumblebee has to step up and take care of his sparkling teammates. *TFA: AU: T: Language, Violence, Slash,**Full Summary inside**Img-Bee's holo**Adopted*

Knock Out is being followed. May continue, since I like psycho Soundwave.

DARE SHOW !

Breakdown is presumed dead after being attacked by Airachnid. Knock Out discovers otherwise, and pledges his spark to helping the wounded warrior recover. Some Breakdown/Knock Out fluff.

Takes place right after the final episode TFA. It's never safe when you hear the sound of screeching metal... I OWN NOTHING!

Our beloved mercenaries are unable to return home at Christmas. Though this is sickening to most of them, and thought to be the worst Christmas of their lives, they will soon find out that they've already had a lot worse...

Forever his...

AU verse, way before Sweet Cravings and Dark Romance. Learn how Blurr became a psychopathic cannibal. Rating might go up.

Jetfire and Jetstorm finally got excepted to a team in the elite gaured. They are so exited to finally be in the elite gaured. Untill they learn the horrible truth about autobot twins and why they have never seen any others. For one of them, their first time away from Cybertron may be his last.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

Shockwave's idea of the worst; crash land on Earth, no communication with any D-cons or Autobots, becoming human-sized, and your only option is really living with a family that just moved in. Sucks!

A one-shot dedicated to one of the coolest Decepticons in Animated, Soundwave! My first TF fic. Rated T just in case.

Shockwave was a prisoner of the Autobots after the battle on Earth, but a random act of kindness from a mysterious femme changes his entire outlook. But who is she and what is her connection to Ultra Magnus and the death of his son? ShockwavexOC TFA fic.

One of the fastest and most mysterious low class femme criminal runs into a racing arena and decides to join in to show off her speed.

Based on Aesop's "the Hare and the Tortoise." Includes spontaneous appearance of a crossover character. Wherein both characters learn a lesson or two. Oneshot.

TFA / In the aftermath of Longarm's betrayal, Cliffjumper finds himself on trial for crimes he did not commit. But a dramatic bid for freedom may give him the chance he needs to prove his innocence. He must find and revive Blurr.

TFA/Shattered Glass-Blurr thought he just had to watch the Autobot team on Earth. That all changes when he meets his evil self and is sent to the Mirror Verse. He then has to face evil versions of his comrades and team up with good versions of his enemies