"Every story needs an epilogue." "It's called fanfiction."

Have you ever read so much fanfiction that when you reread the book you go "Huh? That's not what I remember at all!"?

No? Just me? Okay.

I'm Wishsight. 'Tis an odd name, but I like it.

Aside from my passion for cooking, video games, and duct tape (does that count?), I also love to read and write. That's why I'm hoping to write for many different TV shows and books, and also why I not only write stories, but poems too (the majority of the latter are brainstormed at midnight, for some reason).It's also because I have the attention span of a goldfish.

Anyway... I hope you enjoy.

Peace out, ciao, tchüss, yadda yadda,

- Wishsight

List 12 of your favorite Percy Jackson characters in no order:

okie dokie

1. Percy

2. Nico

3. Festus

4. Chiron

5. Leo

6. Thalia

7. Athena

8. Small Bob

9. Reyna

10. Poseidon

11. Grover

12. Sally

1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?

Thalia and Grover, hum. I've never seen it, and as a romantic fic, I would have to say no. Although, with Thalia having been a tree, the might have a real connection. Just saying...

2) Do you think 4 is cute? How cute?

An immortal centaur isn't really my type. Sorry Chiron.

3) What would happen if 11 got 8 pregnant?

Grover and Small bob would have a litter of adorable goat-horned hoofed sabre-toothed kittens! Juniper would kill him

4) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Not in my opinion, I just don't ship Thalico.

5) What about 5/9 or 5/10? Why?

Leo and Reyna? Sure, why not? Leo and Poseidon might be a wee bit of a stretch and scar poor Percy for life.

6) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 making out?

Athena walks in on Nico kissing a cat. She quickly leaves, muttering about how no one respects brains. "One would think having been wisdom goddess for several millennia, I'd have seen it all."

7) Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic.

The one thing Festus has always hated was water, it made him rust. But can the generosity of Poseidon change his mind? Will he plunge into the depths of the ocean in order to face the challenge of becoming the greatest metal sea dragon, or will the one that gave him wings prevent it?

I may actually write this, so don't steal my idea! Unless you ask politely.

8) Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Percy and Small Bob... If anyone writes that, send it to me. Cats are fluffy, well except for those hairless ones, but I digress. (Not that this was ever on topic in the first place.)

9) Suggest a title for a 7/11 hurt/comfort fic.

Trees are old and wise, or I accidentally throw an enchilada at a goddess.

10) If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

Uhh... WARNING: do not attempt any stunts performed in this fic. This includes summoning tidal waves, electrocuting your friends and displaying you goat hooves in public. These were are performed by fictional characters, do not try at home.

11) (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Percy and Athena are in a happy relationship until Reyna runs off with Athena. Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Grover and a brief unhappy affair with Sally, then follows the wise advice of Leo and finds true love with Festus.

(Words to describe the awkwardness allude me at the moment. If you need me, I'll be cleaning my eyeballs, and my brain.)

12) What title would you give this fic?

No, I will never speak of this again.

13) How would you feel if 7/8 were in a heated argument?

I would wonder if that poor kitten had a death wish. First making out with Nico and now arguing with Athena. Honestly Small Bob, tsk. And does that mean goddesses can speak cat?

14) How would you react if you saw 8 and 11 in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

The logical assumption would be that Grover was trying to stop Small Bob from killing the rubber ducky, right? I mean... it's not like it could be anything else right!?

15) How would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

The most logical thing to do would be to remind Nico that his is in fact a fictional character. Though the fact that someone who doesn't exist would diss me is extremely insulting and would hinder my self-esteem.

16) If you saw 9 and 3 in bed together, what would you do?

Reyna and Festus. She better have only been using him as a furnace, but I'll be keeping an eye on her.

17) 7, 9, and 4 have banded together at 3am and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Don't they have better things to do? Like Athena and Chiron are immortal, so they have eternity to annoy people. Why me? And I expected better of Reyna, but I guess after the Festus incident I shouldn't be surprised.

and now for some copying and pasting:

Percy Jackson Pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I go.

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