(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

When John sells his sons to Heaven in exchange for the Colt, Dean and Sam find themselves separated from each other and in the care of two very different angels. Dean/Cas and Sam/Gabriel

Castiel is a student and Dean is a teacher. When Castiel is forced to take elective classes, he finds himself in Dean's auto shop class and is taken aback by his sudden attraction to his teacher. Destiel - Rated M (smut, language)

High School AU: When Dean asks Castiel out to win a bet, he never counts on the consequences. It turns out Castiel isn't as ordinary as he presumed. And Dean isn't as heartless as he thought.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

A very human Castiel shows up at the bunker. Dean&Sam must guide him through the regular acts of being a human (such as eating, washing his clothes, bathing, etc.). While Cas is beyond frustrated with these mundane tasks, Dean and Sam are thoroughly enjoying themselves trying to teach him the basic necessities of being human. -Slow Destiel, plenty of fluff, and all kinds of fun.

{AU where John and Sherlock meet earlier, and John is in Afghanistan. Established relationship.} Sherlock misses John terribly, but of course does not show it. The Yard, upon finding out that Sherlock has a 'boyfriend' abroad, does not believe him, not that he cares.

John keeps having nightmares of Sherlock's death. Desperate to get to sleep, he makes a call to someone he thinks can help distract him. It's the best kind of distraction he could have hoped for, and the one he was least expecting.

"That," he said and paused, "is not how this was supposed to happen." Five times something almost happened and the one time it happened by accident. A 5 plus 1 in UST and fluff.

Thanks to Sherlock's inability to resist satisfying his curiosity, he's been turned into a small child of about seven (or five, depending on who you're asking) years old. John volunteers to look after him. After all, he's had to look after a man-child, how hard can a child-child be? Poor John. He has no idea. Johnlock and paternal!Lestrade in small doses.

It is 7 years after the war. Harry wants nothing more than to find someone that he loves and settle down and have the family that he has always dreamed of. But no one seems to be able to see beyond 'Harry Potter' and see him for who he is. So he's lonely and frustrated when he meets Draco Malfoy after seven long years and finds that there may still be hope for him and his dreams.

A half-assed oneshot about the second task and Harry's counterpart being Draco. Hastily conceived, written, and published. Much cleaner than my usual smut, so never fear. Drarry.

A collection of one shots involving Johnlock kisses, almost kisses, awkward kisses or just mere brushes of lips. The mini stories are mostly unrelated.

Maybe if Harry could sneak a kiss from Draco all these feeling will go away. Maybe.

AU College Destiel - Dean is the leader of the group that is constantly giving Cas a hard time, mainly because he's gay. However, when Dean shows up at Cas' dorm room late one night wanting something more from him, things change but, from the outside, everything looks the same. Despite his inner protests, Cas becomes Dean's dirty little secret. Graphic M/M so, you've been warned.

12 months, 12 chapters, 12 Johnlock moments. A year showing the progression of John and Sherlock's relationship starting with their first kiss on the 1st of January and continuing through the 1st of each month. I hope you enjoy another simple fluffy and happy Johnlock! FINISHED!

When Draco Malfoy announces the initiation of courting rites towards Harry Potter in the middle of the Great Hall, Harry is shocked - until he processes what just happened. Now, he's simply anticipating the gifts Draco is going to give him to convince Harry to date him.

Draco pays a visit to a completely defenceless Harry Potter.

Harry is forced to go speed dating. Unfortunately, one of his dates is a very familiar face. Oneshot. HPDM.

Draco is home for Easter during his 7th year at Hogwarts when he notices strange noises coming from the dungeons in the basement. This was written for the HP Prisonerfest 2013 on Livejournal. The fic is Draco/Harry, but there's a healthy dose of Luna throughout!

Sherlock had been acting weird, and everyone thought he was just stressed, so he and John go on a trip to Fiji. Yet, what was supposed to be a relaxing vacation from the stresses of detective work only opened the door for much more stress and confusion when John begins to have strange feelings around his colleague, Sherlock Holmes. And Sherlock is still acting strange...

During the Final Battle Fred isn't killed, he's just hit with one of the most obscure curses in the wizarding world. The key to his survival involves the last memory he had before he was struck. When the Weasley family can't come up with the correct memory who will be the one to figure it out? A secret relationship may be the answer.

Harry lives alone in a secluded area of the world. He gets an unexpected visitor that brings the expected and then some.

Harry has trouble dating because every single one of his dates seems more interested in his name than anything else. He's lonely and frustrated. So Hermione signs him up with a dating service. Harry gets matched with a mysterious man who calls himself Fire-Breather. They write letters and get to know each other, even as they fall a little in love along the way.

Asexual!Sherlock. Sherlock likes to cuddle, which is news to John. Johnlock, John/Sherlock, BBC Sherlock. Cute little piece of fluff. Slash. Don't like, don't read. Thanks.

George has dared his twin to seduce Hermione, and, being Fred, he can't back down from a dare. However, when real feelings begin to appear, can he keep up with the game he's begun, or will he be stuck in a stalemate? High Teen Rating - you have been warned. Hermione/Fred with Harry/Ginny and George/OC. Will contain swearing and sexual tension.

Five times they kissed but never spoke about it, and one time they did. Set after The Hounds of Baskerville and before The Reichenbach Fall. Johnlock Slash. Waring for some strong language.

After Sherlock and John are separated for a long time, John returns and finds that Sherlock has "deleted" him. John must figure out a way to make Sherlock remember him, or else build their entire friendship (if that's really all it is) from scratch. Ship: Johnlock, some Mystrade.

A one-shot Drarry fic. Mild slash. "Harry remembered how close the Sorting Hat had been to placing him in Slytherin, wondering how easily he could have gone down the same path as the sly, cunning blond boy who had his silver-grey eyes locked on his." In this midnight escapade through memory, reflection, and lust, they are finally able to lay their hatred, fear and anger to rest.

Dean discovers a few truths about himself when he and Cas are forced to go undercover on a hunt to the very last place Dean ever thought he'd find himself: a gay resort, called "Last Hope", geared towards failing homosexual relationships.

Dean just happened to walk into the classroom of the hottest professor he has ever seen and according to Sam, he has a nerd kink. Castiel, the shy and reserved professor has quite the past looming behind him and can't seem to stop wallowing in his own misery. It's up to Dean, Sam and Gabriel to help him. Rated M for language/innuendos/situations. Destiel and possible Sabriel.

What happens when an accident at their flat cause the Weasley twins to move back into the Burrow?

Harry grinned maliciously, and raised an eyebrow. "Alright Georgie, I dare you to strip to your boxers, and run throughout the house, yelling, 'OH NO, DON'T POLISH MY WAND' to every person you run into. Oh, and make sure you knock on every single door, and go through the kitchen." A storm causes the Hogwarts gang to be a tad creative on entertaining themselves for the night.

Five times Sherlock tried to tell John he was interested... and one time the message was actually delivered. Johnlock (obviously).

Every morning, Dean and Cas take the same elevator at work. And every morning, Dean has to suffer Cas' inability to tie his tie properly. It is a bonding eyperience.

Dean never expected Castiel to take the first step, but he did. Then four more times soon after. Slight blood!kink because I can't help it, set around I don't know when, swearing included. Rated T jic.

Johnlock. Just a sweet, light-hearted one involving John accidentally saying Sherlock's name in his sleep.

Fred has left to life in the Muggle world in solitude. He never expected to run into Hermione as he walked along the streets. They confide in one another, but will it turn into something more? Writen in the "FRED IS NOT DEAD" universe. Rated M for language.

Dean has to take care of a very grace-less, very human Castiel while Sam and Gabriel try to get his angel mojo back. But being together all the time makes feelings much harder to hide for everybody involved... Destiel, Sabriel.

Truth or Dare is a fun game, but can be highly dangerous when played by Gryffindors against Slytherins. They're making each other do horrible things, embarrasing things and such. And there are also some secret crushes around! Drarry, Ronmione, some Blarry and Nuna! Suspense, humor and Slash!

When Hermione lends a helping hand to George to take care of his kids, little did she know that the deal also included Fred.infuriating as he is,he's starting to grow on her.But can it be more than mere friendship?

Harry couldn't stop staring. It wasn't his fault Malfoy looked so odd in glasses. It also wasn't his fault that he was so attractive, either. EWE, fluff, HPDM

John's in love with Sherlock, but he doubts if Sherlock feels the same way, so he going to make him fall in love with him. Title says how. Slash m/m don't like, don't read. Rating may go up. I don't own anything

Gabriel is sick of Sam ignoring him, and he suspects Castiel is having similar problems with Dean. Together, they're sure they can concoct a plan brilliant enough that both of them will get their man.

Sherlock's POV. Something unspoken hangs in the air of 221B. Definitely the slashiest story I've written, first chapter could be interpreted as friendship, but after that it's romance. Chapter 19: Epilogue

All John wanted was a quiet night in. Instead, Sherlock dragged him into the middle of nowhere to solve the case of the man who was "Gutted like a fish!" To make matters worse, the hotel had a leaky roof. And it was raining. John's bed was completely soaked before the rain had fallen for a full hour. There was no way he could sleep there! But aren't there always two beds in hotels?

And the 1 time John returns the favor. Everyone else stops and stares and makes increasingly unhelpful comments. Johnlock. Mentions of Mycroft, Lestrade, Molly and pretty much everyone else in the Sherlock universe.

John plans a date with his asexual, sociopathic flatmate. All does not run smoothly. Can Sherlock and John make their way through date night. This is fluffy slash for Christmas. Rated T for language, snogging and mild adult references. Now Complete!Merry Christmas!

To stop a blackmailer, Sherlock Holmes decides to enter unfamiliar territory. But not before practicing on John Watson.

The Weasley twins get a little intoxicated and chaos ensues for the famous Harry Potter, but how does Draco come into it? No OCs and totally Cannon up to the fifth book, happens somewhere between the breakup of the DA and Fred and George leaving. Rated T to be safe.

Dean makes a bet with Sam that he can abstain from sex but Lisa and Matt's wedding is coming up and Dean needs a date he'll never be attracted to. Enter Castiel. All Human AU. Originally posted for the Dean/Cas Big Bang on LJ.

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

Didn't he deserve a day to himself for a change? A day to do what he wanted? A few hours without being chided and bossed and ordered about by his brilliant but annoying flatmate? With no sniffling children or worried mothers? No police lights or crime scene tape? No chaos? Just … sunshine and a chance to relax for a change?

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

"You two are certainly not helping fangirling over some futile celebrity." Sherlock said with a cold smile. "Oi!" Lestrade called, not really taking offense in it. "Fangirling? Last I checked I was not a girl." "You were surely acting like one, Detective Inspector." "Oh shut up, Sherlock! It's fucking John Watson, what do you expect?" (It's corrected and beta'ed now.)

Things John Watson doesn't expect to do when he transfers to a new school: A. Befriend his possibly mad roommate. B. Investigate a particularly nasty streak of murders with his most likely mad roommate. C. Fall slightly or not so slightly in love with his definitely mad roommate. D. All of the above.

John needs a hug from Sherlock. These drabbles are SLASH- don't like it then don't read it. Johnlock.

It had begun innocuously enough, when Sherlock had found a scrap of paper under the armchair that had become reserved solely for John's use. Sherlock Holmes, it read, with 221B Baker Street underneath.

Sherlock is out of nicotine patches and his mood was, well you can probably imagine. John refuses to buy him patches because he was just out shopping. Instead he insists that Sherlock eats something and one thing leads to another and ends in a game, which both are far too willing to play. Johnlock

My attempt at writing short stories in the 221-B format 221 words, last word starting with B . I'm really enjoying writing and I think these will encourage me to to do it more often and present an interesting challenge. Note: These stories are not sequential, or even necessarily in the same universe. Unless otherwise specified, each drabble is a unique, complete entity.

Sherlock-y romance, clueless John, a deep conversation and a first kiss over morning coffee. Second part of my Dogtags!verse. Follows Five times but only includes a few references to that story, so it can be read alone.

John was kidnapped by Moriarty five months ago. Sherlock's been searching uselessly for him ever since. When John shows up on the doorstep of 221 a different man, Sherlock makes it his mission to bring back the John everyone knows and loves. Johnlock

AU When Gabriel is hired as a new host for a dating show, Cas has no choice but to follow his brother along as part of the camera crew. Forced at the last minute to be a contestant, he is shocked when Dean Winchester continually refuses to eliminate him.

When an unfortunate accident leads to the trio moving in with the twins, everyone is in for surprises. Please read & review

Spoilers for 2x03, rated T for safety. After Sherlock's Fall John loses the ability to talk. Three years later, Sherlock is back.

The words that appear on your wrist after birth lead you to your soulmate, so it should be no surprise to John that Sherlock's are blank, or that his own words lead him to Sherlock.

Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.

AU Bored and lonely Sherlock starts a long distance friendship with one Captain John Watson. Things quickly develop and they start dating... slash! Rated M for mentions of past abuse, swearing and smut!

John is fed up with Sherlock's experiments and he wants them out. What he doesn't know though, is that he's the subject of one of those experiments. Sherlock is desperate to find out whether the doctor has feelings for him as well and he develops a plan...

John really needed to stop helping Sherlock with his experiments. Especially if said experiment involved him and Sherlock being handcuffed together with no key to unlock them. Sherlock/John

Sometimes, we come out of our way to make the people we care about happy. As for John, he does it in his own way to show Sherlock that he cares through non-verbal communication. And the thing is, Sherlock is starting to reciprocate. What can happen from here? Pre-slash. Complete.

High School AU - There's one rule at Kripke High - don't talk to the Novaks! Dean Winchester broke that rule day one. - Longer summary and warnings inside. Dean/Castiel. Rating change - From T to M for explicit content of a sexual nature.

While working on a case, Sherlock witnesses John seducing answers out of a murder suspect. Finding John's technique to be all wrong, he takes it upon himself to show John how it's really done. Sherlock/John.

Harry & co are back at Hogwarts after the war for eighth year. For Harry everything has finally worked out. Voldemort is dead, the world is at peace and he has a girlfriend who he loves but he still feels like something is missing. Enter Draco Malfoy.

Dean and Castiel have been dating, and Sam couldn't be more pleased. Castiel's big brother, on the other hand, was nothing but a menace who somehow wormed into his life.

When John's father dies, Sherlock accompanies him back to his hometown for the funeral. Bonding ensues. Bonding of a romantic nature.

Fred Weasley has always been a smooth talker, but when he finds he finds himself under the influence of Veritaserum, he admits much more than he ever planned to.

After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.

Perhaps Sherlock and John didn't become intimate suddenly after a breathless row or in the euphoria of solving a case. Perhaps it was after a gradual series of unlikely events during a particularly hot summer...

John and Sherlock's lives are turned upsidown when they wake up handcuffed together outside Buckingham Palace and a video from last nights drunken party is leaked

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

John finally gets himself engaged, but unfortunately for him the Holmes brothers have other plans, and those involve him staying with Sherlock, and falling in love with him. Eventual John/Sherlock. Complete.

Nobody's ever gotten really protective or possessive over John. He finds he enjoys it when someone does. Prompt from the Sherlock Kink Meme…

In which both Sherlock Holmes and Richard Castle display a unique ability to facilitate international goodwill. Albeit inadvertently.

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

Castiel pretends to be engaged to an unconscious Sam Winchester after saving his life but can't fool his brother, Dean. Brief unrequited Castiel/Sam, eventual Castiel/Dean, slightly Sam/Gabriel.

Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.

In which Sherlock is very sleepy and John is very determined that his flatmate sleeps in an actual bed for once. Pre-Slash

In a world where everyone has a soulmate, Sherlock Holmes has lived his life, not ever finding his and not wanting to. Then he met John Watson. Sherlock/John Slash Oneshot.

The five times John was nearly too late for Sherlock, and the one time he wasn't.

He should have kissed Sherlock Holmes ages ago. John/Sherlock.

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

Life was never the same again for the Weasleys, as a dearly loved member was suddenly taken away in the war. But when George uncovered a stack of parchments left behind by his twin, things might just be a little better.

'"You know I don't like storms, John. They unsettle me," Sherlock sleepily stated into John's neck.' Slash JW/SH fluffy fic.

Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.

AU Sherlock and John meet in school. Snippets of their life after that through the years. Ends with a slightly different ASiP.Slash! Johnlock and Mystrade in the left-field, though not as big of a thing. It's cute, ok?

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson had their own language. It was a language of few words and minute facial expressions, and John had learned that it was nearly the only way to have an honest conversation with his eccentric flat mate. Edited June 15, 2013

Or, four times Sherlock Holmes tried to propose to John Watson, one time he succeeded. Sherlock thinks he's a failure, John is confused, Mrs. Hudson and Lestrade give some bad advice, and Mummy saves the day. All in a lovely, fuffy holiday theme.

His name wasn't always Kevin Ryan. He hadn't always planned to become a New York City detective. But he watched his friends and family die, unable to help them. Fifteen years later, he found himself watching again.

4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!

Just pay me back with one thousand kisses. Written for a prompt at the Kink Meme.

...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.

Mummy has arranged Mycroft's marriage with an ex-army doctor. However, John meets Sherlock first, and sparks fly.

Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.

Dean never did get rid of Castiel's trenchcoat. Rated for language.

Draco Malfoy has the alcohol tolerance of a twelve year old Hufflepuff girl. Harry Potter is bored beyond belief. How could things possibly go wrong?

Just where exactly is the line between "to love" and "to be in love"? What difference is required between "flatmate" and "husband"? Besides the rings, obviously. The important bit is that they have each other. Married asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John.

Neither of them can remember what happened last night, but it can be quite easily deduced. John comes to some realisations and Mycroft wins a bet.

Four loosely connected one-shots about the trouble Castiel's coat gets him into with Dean. Summer, fall, winter and spring.

Ep2 spoliers! Sherlock was nearly strangled to death while at Soo Lin's flat. When, on an occasion a couple of days later, he takes off his scarf, John notices the bruises. John/Sherlock

In order to make Harry stop moping and get revenge for her stolen favourite quill, Ginny steals Harry's memories of all the people he ever met. Now that Harry's on good terms with someone who was once his enemy, he isn't sure he wants those memories back.

Sam and Gabriel need Cas to stop playing matchmaker, so they pretend to be together. Dean/Cas and Sam/Gabriel

Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John

Castiel's existence is barely acknowledged at his high school. Then Dean arrives. HS AU COMPLETE

Sometimes the joke gets funnier the more you tell it. Sequel to "Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot". John/Sherlock.

Stop me if you've heard this one... John/Sherlock

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Following the encounter with Moriarty, Sherlock and John grow closer via text messages.

Harry's love life sucks, and Draco's just the guy to help fix it. Some mild Drarry later on. Rated T for safety.

John blamed milk, demons, and a certain portal to hell for ruining his Saturday. But mostly, he blamed Sherlock. Oh yes. Always Sherlock. Companion fic to How To Accidentally Summon a Demon.

A series of first kisses

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

and One Time He Did Something About It. John/Sherlock.

Sherlock is on the trail of a killer and ends up crossing paths with a certain American detective.

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

John wakes up married. Sherlock wonders what took him so long. Slash but not at all graphic.

From the kinkmeme prompt: "It's ridiculous to sleep when the weather is this loud." J/S.

Hermione see's Fred fall during the Battle of Hogwarts but manages to save him using a forbidden Spell. The affects of the spell are unexpected, and complicated. Add ministry enforced weddings and you get one crazy year. My spin on the Marriage Law fics.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.

Castiel is utterly convinced he can't love anyone, but Sam, so when a strange occurrence at a carnival shows him otherwise, he doesn't know what to do. Dean/Castiel slash

Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.

Sherlock needed to feel every beat of his heart, every rise and fall of his chest as he breathed. It was the only way to completely assure himself that John was alive and right there next to him, and not dead, no, never dead… John/Sherlock

based on theinsaneeraser's prompt Sam's getting tiered of Dean and Cas' eye-fking, so he enlists the help of a certain Trickster to help him plan a prank; 'm afraid it's not terribly pranky. - Sam/Gabriel and Dean/Cas

Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."

Fred and George decide to pay back Harry and Ron for a prank they played on them by testing out their newest invention the 'Liplocker Curse'.Draco becomes involved when his tent becomes refuge for dripping wet Harry.R&R

A spell backfires and turns Sam into a small child. Dean struggles with not killing himself or falling in love with Castiel throughout the process of waiting for Sam to grow back up.

The twins enlist Hermione's help at WWW since Verity's getting married and leaving. However, when Fred's high maintenance girlfriend starts wearing on everyone's nerves, can Hermione let the love that's been brewing in her heart come out? Will she dare?

Boggarts. Today it was boggarts and everyone thought they'd know exactly what Hermione would see they were wrong though, so very, very wrong.

Upon entering the Chatnoir's Wizarding College, Harry is shocked to learn that his new roommate is none other than Draco Malfoy. He is certain that they will spend the whole year fighting, but fate seems to have different plans for the pair. Harry/Draco

Draco demands that Hermione entertain him in his drunken stupor one night and they play a little game that causes all kinds of trouble and hilarity. Rated M for language, no sex, sorry guys. Still worth reading. Review please. I loves em.

When Harry finds someone unexpected crying in hallway, he doesn’t know what going to comfort them will cost him. But one thing is for sure. He’ll have to buy more parchment. Letter fic! Warning: brief language!

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

This is based around a couple I know that have just got engaged. So congrats to them. This story will have ten parts but if I don’t get the reviews I wont bother! so plz review,if you like all my other humour stories you should like this one! thanks

NO DH spoilers, HPDM slash. Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now. Warning: Absolutely ridiculous.

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

DracoHermione challenge response. AU sixth and seventh year. Exactly what the title says, but I'm putting as many new spins on the old cliche as possible. Primarily humor.

“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”.............A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties? ENJOY.

Today has, so far, been a terrible day. It's no surprise, really, after finding Harry Potter bleeding to death on my doorstep when I've had no contact with the magical world for two months. This day can simply not get any worse. Yet. DmHp, threeshot.

Harry is bored and Draco has always proved an interesting endeavor. So they pass notes in class. One of those lame but cute stories. SLASH! That means lovely pretty squishy boylove!

Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.

Slash. HPDM. PostHBP & PostVoldemort. Harry had declined Ginny's request for a dance. However, when he was asked by silverhaired Draco Malfoy, how would he respond?

When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione

An end of the year party is disrupted. A drunken Harry achieveshis destiny and claims his reward. After he completely embarresses himself. Ignores HBP. HPDM

Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version

A story about bookworm workoholic Hermione Granger and the boy who taught her to have fun. Completed

Ginny has finally had enough with Ron nosing in on her all the time, and wants to get him back...Malfoy soon comes into the picture and gives her an offer too good to refuse...But will Ginny accept it? Together they team up to get their revenge...One Shot

Updated chapters! 38 Additional ending on chapter 6! Find out Sev's mystery love! After Harry becomes a godlike creature, he decides to seduce and capture the creature that stole his heart. Warning slash hpdm