Drabbles, one-shots, minis, crossovers and all sorts of oddities are being pulled out of this carpet bag -Some serious, some funny, some craker some short, some long and some fluffy but all surround the nanny, friends and family of 17 Cherry Tree Lane.

What if Carlisle & Esme were granted the wish that was always out of reach? The Cullen's learn that Renesmee isn't the only type of miracle that exists in the world. FORNICATIN' FATHER'S DAY WINNER: FAN FAVE, BEST LEMON, HOST'S CHOICE! Now multi-chapter!

Sometimes a person we love very much, through no fault of their own, can't see past the end of their nose and even the best laid plans will go awry.

Six years after the series ends. The Heylin side is almost defeated, members scarce, and evil is desperate. So when Chase and Wuya discover a legend - that involves them both - can they believe it will work? What they have to do is not easy, or pleasant.

1940. As bombs destroy Mary's precious London, they take something even more dear. Mary/Bert. -I do promise a happy ending, but you might want tissues.

Perhaps not all prisoners were meant to be freed... Sequel to So Much For My Happy Ending. Contains strong language, adult themes and explicit descriptions. Continues from the end of the movie for Sweetpea, and from the end of So Much For My Happy Ending for Rocket and Babydoll.

"That's a pie crust promise- easily made, easily broken." Sometimes people in love make mistakes, break promises. It's what you do to make things right that really matters. Mary/Bert but heavy on the angst.

In which Mary Poppins marries the love of her life and works for her happily ever after. Mary and Bert.

The Banks family is still in good condition, but the youngest children, twins John and Barbara, are getting out of hand. Jane takes it upon herself to fix the situation, calling upon her favorite nanny's help once more. How does Mary handle round two?

Blue and Babydoll have done terrible things, to others, to themselves and each other. A moment of sacrifice will be the catalyst for their twisted relationship. They'll have to learn to coexist and either mend or break each other once and for all. Mild violence.

31 drabbles in 31 days. Most will be Mary/Bert because I'm me.

How Mary Poppins and Bert met, and it wasn't an extremely pleasant meeting. It was memorable though...

The wind is changing and it is time for Mary to move on from her recently accomplished work for the Banks family. As she is about to leave from the rooftops, she is met by Bert who tries to give her a reason to stay. The couple struggle to hide their love for one another and this leads them to ponder on what it means to be "practically perfect".

Mary is forced to confront her own sentimental thoughts. Companion/Sequel to Moonlight Becomes You.

The 5 girls weren't alone in their fight to escape Lennox. There was a pair of twins who battled valiantly alongside the known heroines. This is the story of the 7 girls' journey to freedom and what it took to get there. Eventual Blondie/OC, Sweet Pea/OC

He hadn't meant to fall in love with her. He blamed the moonlight.

It's the year 1940. The world is at war. Great Britain is in ruins. And Mary is in London. After painfully waiting for 30 years, Bert is determind to make her stay. But can the worlds problems and disputes seperate them forever - even if it means war? R&R

When Mary left Cherry Tree Lane, she had a huge fight with Bert. A new charge brings her to Paris. What if an accident comes in the way of her getting back to London and to Bert? What will Bert do if she has a problem remembering?

One morning Mary awakes to find quite a shock. How does she handle being a normal young woman? Find out in this fluffy oneshot! Mary/Bert

Bert and Mary are happy, but what of his friends Olivia, Robby and his old captain Matthew Wallace? Can Bert help the three of them find happiness?

A quick Mary/Bert oneshot inspired by the song by Gotye.

Au fic-Babydoll lives in the world her mind created before she got lobotomized. She and SweetPea manage to escape, but find themselves facing new and old dangers in the real world. Soon they find out some secrets are meant to be kept, even if they are dangerous... SweetPeaxOc

Captain Matthew Wallace wants to know what happened to a man who served in his unit during the Great War. Michael Banks has the answers.

Set at the end of the movie: Spoilers. What happens when the guardian angel is denied paradise? A look at institution life after the escape took place. A femslash fic.

It's coming up to the Valentines day and Uncle Albert has something up his sleeve but he needs the children's help to pull it off...

Not even Mary Poppins can get anything past her intuitive parrot umbrella handle. She and the parrot reflect on how practically perfect people CAN permit sentiment to muddle their thinking.

Bert has disappeared and left Mary with a big decision. Mary is apprehensive, but she can handle it…right? I know it's a little long, but it would really mean a lot to me if you read it. Thank you!

Mamihlapinatapei: a word for "the wordless yet meaningful look shared by two people who desire to initiate something, but are both reluctant to start." Mary/Bert. Drabble.

Ambiguous, but still fairly obvious, pairing. An exploration on a certain pairing's rocky, but solid, relationship with a backdrop of Hinder's amazing song "Get Stoned". Rated for mild sensuality, some compromising situations, and because of V-Day lovin'.

Mary returns to Cherry Tree Lane for Bert and her happily ever after. Sequel to Every Story Has A Story!

Satine isn't sick, so when Harold is trying to convince her to stay, he doesn't have that as an argument...full summary inside. Rated T for semi-mild language.

"Of all the things that Mary Poppins does not do, getting frustrated is nearly number one on the list... And yet, that was the only word he could come up with for how she was acting." There are some things that frustrate even Mary Poppins. Oneshot.

May 25th, 1912, turned out to be a far more eventful day in the lives of Mary Poppins and Herbert Alfred than either of them had much reason to expect... billows of fluff

A tale of bravery and boredom, love and the lack thereof, and a girl named Mary, with a spoonful of sugar thrown in to help it all go down - aka Mary Poppins pre-movie

11 becomes one with his TARDIS on a whole new level of the meaning

Bert's story of his life with Mary Poppins.

Everyone knows Mary and Bert have a past. It's time that past was told. Mary/Bert.

What will christmas bring for Mary and Bert this year.

Tis the season to be jolly but somebody been a Scrooge and is in for the shock of a life time. Can Mary Poppins save tomorrow or will this tale end up another Christmas Turkey? A Mary Poppins twist on Dicken's A Christmas Carol.

Mary closed her eyes and fisted her hands in his shirt, "You know I'd stay if I could." - She's a slave to the wind, never staying in one place long, but he'll always be waiting when she comes home.

In which Mary and Bert spend Christmas Eve together. Rather pointless bit of fluff, really.

Quick oneshot based off of the song "Skinny Love" by Bon Iver. Bring tissues, you'll probably need them.

"Clearly my lessons did not stick in your head the first time, Jane Banks. I'll stay until the wind changes." Some years later, Mary Poppins returns to 17 Cherry Tree Lane. Mary/Bert

"Mary Poppins, 'ave you ever bin in love?" He asked. Her fists clenched and she let her eyes flutter shut. No. Not this. Not now..." A regular Tuesday off with Bert raises some terribly awkward questions, and some long awaited confessions. Please Review!

Sequel to my other fic, PRINCE AND PRINCESS. This time, Mary Poppins and Bert jump into another familiar fairy tale, Cinderella! Meet Mary-Ella and Prince Bert! Fairy tale romance with my spin on Cinderella. Read and review please!

Mary Poppins and Bert are very much in love and enjoy jumping into paintings and books on her nights off. Here she and Bert jump into the story of Snow White. Meet Princess Mary, aka Snow White, and Prince Bert! Fairy tale romance. Read and review please!

Sequel to PRACTICAL PERFECTION, by me, BroadwayStarlet. Read that one first please? Mary returns to London for her new assignment, and for Bert. Their romance blossoms and when he proposes, complications arise... Read & review please! Very Mary/Bert!

The story re-told in my original character's view, from a prequel up to the movie's end. This is the story of "Blue" Jones' sister... Interested? Well, read.

She knew it was going to be a long day from the moment she diagnosed the children with a case of The Grumps. It only gets worse when Bert realizes she might be catching it. And now? Well, somebody needs to cheer her up! Mary/Bert. Oneshot.

Of all the things Mary Poppins is good at, packing is her least favorite. Oneshot.

Just some light fluff that was hanging in the corners of my brain. My first Mary Poppins fanfic, so please be nice! Oneshot. Bert and Mary, of course! Please review and tell me what you think!

Mary and Bert's second encounter. I own nothing.

"As the downstairs lights turned off, Mary did a quick bit of magic, erasing herself from their photos and, more importantly, their memories." Mary/Bert.

The first time Mary and Bert met. I own nothing.

MUSICAL BASED! Suppose Mary Poppins didn't come back right away. What would life with Miss Andrew be like? Thankfully, the Banks children have a guardian angel watching over them who is ready to step in just in time. Bert/Jane friendship

Mary came back to her reality, back to the realization that she wasn't as perfectly practical as she thought that she was. For at that moment she was in fact staring at the man named Herbert Alfred. Yet, he wasn't with her. No, there was another woman.

A fanfic for the Movie "Sucker Punch". It takes place sometime after the events of the movie, and is only loosely connected to the movie plot. It shows the setting of the movie from the persective of a new inmate at "Lennox House", a girl called Emily.

From the moment they met, Bert has wanted to kiss Mary Poppins. And for ten years, he's only joked about it. Mary/Bert. Oneshot.

Mary is afraid that Bert only loves her because of her practical perfection. Bert sets the record straight, though she tries her best to muck up a perfectly good speech. Mary/Bert oneshot.

"I know you, Herbert Alfred. You are a gentleman and a hero. And this is the only time I have ever despised those traits in you." London, 1917, and Bert gives Mary the bad news. Mary becomes selfish. Mary/Bert oneshot.

"You are Herbert Alfred, are you not? And you are in want of a wife, are you not?" A ripped up letter brings Mary Poppins back into Bert's life in a big way. Mary/Bert. Oneshot.

Bert knows there is nothing that could ever surprise Mary Poppins. Or is there? Mary/Bert.

A few years before she meets the Banks family, Mary Poppins is left with a decision to make: either give up her magic and duty as a nanny, or give up being in love. But can she wait around for someone she may never see again? Mary/Bert

The not so perfectly perfect life of Mary Poppins. This will turn into a oneshot if no one REVIEWS! It could be a cool story.. but no one will give me feedback! Some body be nice...

My first Mary Poppins fic! This scene takes place at the end of the musical, after Mary kisses Bert on the cheek. It's a sweet scene, and I got the impression that Bert and Mary would get together on her next assignment...

Oneshot..."And you don't have to be pure as driven snow to be perfect, Mary. Gold is purified through fire, you know?"

In which a Miss Mary Poppin's life is forever changed by a painting, a friend, and a word- although not necessarily in that order. The stories behind every letter in a very very long word. Also with a nice shiny plot!

Title pretty much says it.

A visit to the Library Turns into a fast paced adventure when,Mary Poppins leads the Banks & Bert to the adventure of a life time in a kingdom of Sun & kingdom of Rain & the fierce war between them. It's up to them to set things right before its too late!

I'm a total geek and this is a story about Bert and Mary Poppin's relationship, which I always felt was more important then the stupid kites. *laugh* Momentarily on hiatus.

Christian and Satine spend the night together in Christians garret talking about their future outside of the Moulin Rouge. Rated M for love.

A bit of a snapshot from a larger story...what it takes for Bert to finally take a risk...

AU: Satine survives and lives the life she was always meant to live with Christian.

Something that clicked when watching it yesterday. :L

One-shot. How I think Moulin Rouge should have ended. R&R. My First FanFiction.

Fluff, cenetered around Mary's umbrella and a stroll in the park. Bert/Mary, as all my MP writing is!

Set after the Movie, Mary Poppins is encountered with some great news, and now has to start her new life.

On a starry night with the sweeps, Bert finds a quiet moment to spend with his favorite person in the entire world. Oneshot based off a Taylor Swift song, companion to A Thousand Miles Away.

In which it is a cold rainy night in London, Mary is depressed, Bert is sarcastic, and an umbrella is thrown into the Thames. A Mary-meets-Bert dark oneshot. ANGST. Because the fandom doesn't have enough. T for reference to suicide.

Bert and Mary have tea. A fluffy oneshot for readers of all ages.

Mary and Bert celebrate the holiday season. Part of my Appearances-verse. Sequel to my fics The Choices We Make, The Land of the Pharaohs, Appearances, Illicit, and Celebrations. Written especially for HeavyRotation - Happy Christmas, my dear!

Ever wonder how Mary Poppins came to be? What made her Practically Perfect? How DID she meet Bert? A story of how it all began and how Mary Poppins became Practically Perfect.

Mary Poppins and Bert celebrate her birthday. Appearances-verse fic; set after The Choices We Make and The Land of the Pharaohs.

Mary was sad and lonely, surpassed by her younger sister and ignored by everyone else. But when she met Bert, redemption seemed possible. MaryxBert

The Banks children, a little older, meet Bert in the park one day... and he has something shiny to show them. Silly fluff! Don't mind the lame title. No, it's not a typo, just a terrible pun.

The choices we make dictate the lives we lead, and this is a lesson Mary Poppins and Bert learn too well. Crossover with Upstairs, Downstairs.

After a rough day in the Senate, Padmé just wishes to relax, but recieves a surprise visit from a man in a blue box

Mary Poppins is as wonderful as mysterious. But what lies in her past and just how did she become the person we all know? Chapter 2: Mary's life drastically changes quite young.

Appearances can be deceiving - a lesson Mrs. Winifred Banks learns all too well when Mary Poppins "pops in". Mrs. Banks/Mary Poppins, Bert/Mary Poppins.

The faded photographs tell a story, but do not answer the questions they raise. Mary/Bert

An assortment of what will eventually be 26 unrelated short stories, one for each letter of the alphabet. A huge smörgåsbord of Mary Poppins awaits! Rating may change with more chapters.

Where could they have got to? They were supposed to be back hours ago!" I haven't planned an ending yet so your guess to what happens is as good as mine...ON HOLD

What happens after Mary leaves Bert?

Bert and the sweepers will always 'step in time' when they are needed. But what if one of their own is the one that needs the help? MaryxBert. T for Violence

Mary grants Bert one wish, a wish that has consequences he never dreamed of.

Bert stared after Mary's receding shadow and sighed. He'd blown it again. Takes place directly after the MaryxBert where she kisses him on the cheek scene in the musical, but you don't really need to have seen it. First Mary Poppins thing. Oneshot.

the story of Mary poppins and Bert. Narrated By Mary Herself!

Just another story about Mary and Bert... Please read and review!

A troubled household can't get their children to behave, and it doesn't help that they're too busy with their own lives. Can anyone help them in this fast-paced century? Perhaps it takes someone a little more old-fashioned, and maybe a bit magical!

It's the big day, the one special day. The day it all comes true, and Mary's wearing nothing finer than lace and diamonds with the heavens as her guide. There's nothing left but "I do." Mary/Bert obviously. Sequel to Anything Can Happen!

Can't you see you're in the wrong place, Will you please face it and come home? A oneshot Songfic, hints of BertXMary...well who else could it be?

Mary is leaving and she gives Bert a goodbye kiss. Silence was the road he took, but what about the road not taken? This is what could have happened had he said one word: wait.

Two twins, both identical, meet for the first time at a Boarding School in New York, and they both have one thing in mine, HOW ARE THEY GOING TO GET THEIR PARENTS TOGETHER! Both Movie and Musical Versions mixed in a little! Read and Review to be kind!

I tried... hahaha. Another fluffy little piece revolving around our favourite couple. Merry Christmas!

A little Christmas story to make yall happy! Merry Christmas! Mary/Bert. OOFDA!

Mary always returns to London for a reason. Bert always remains in London for a reason.

Mary Poppins returns, but it is many years later, and just exactly what? A stranger has his brown eyes glued to her, trying to keep a watchful eye out for her, but, is he protecting her, from the monster, he has become? Cahpter 3 up!

I can't say anything without giving the story away. Dedicated to Elizabeth Lakecrest. She needed more to read, she said. lol Chapter 7 up finally!

When Mary returns to London nearly one hundred years after she left, will anything be the same? Or will have people's feelings toward her move along, such as she did? But, thank God there, is one person, who loves her still. Kinda Sad! Not for easy crier

Meet 17 year old Mary Poppins, and her klutzy ways. You may think she has regular teenage problems, but oh you are so wrong! She not only has to deal with her nemesis, Bert, but also magical powers, and learning to fly. Future Mary/Bert, just read it!

The most shocking question Bert could ever have asked changes Mary's life forever.

What happens when Mary finally recognizes her love for Bert? What happens when someone gets a little magic? In this fun and romantic fic, love gets a little "mixed up" at the Banks house. Mary/Bert COMPLETED!

Mary/Bert, mix of move and book verse- so the characters from the books will be in here, if you havn t read the books and don t understand certain things feel free to ask, please read and review!

Follow Mary and Bert, two people who meet on the ship, Titanic, fall in love, and try to survive on April 14, 1912. Much like movie, except a lot of differences.

Mary has had enough of going where the wind says so, she returns to the family she'd left a year ago, and nothing is the same. At one point, it may give you that Enchanted movie feeling!

Based on the song from Reba's duet album

Gotta Read It, based off song by Carrie Underwood, you'll love it I swear

A few years after movie. I suck at summaries! But I know you'll love it!

UPDATED!Taking a break from being evil, Jack wants to do something nice for Wuya. Thanks to someone's help, Jack makes some wine for Wuya to share with Chase. What would happen next?

ONESHOT. Mary x Bert An outing in a meadow, shady orchard, Mary and Bert find themselves alone. Fluff and happiness!

Hopefully, this is a funny fic about Mary Poppins. She's acting very strange, and Bert has to explain to the children why. MaryBert at the end.

My take on what might have happened right when Mary Poppins left, a continuation of exactly right where the movie left off. Fitting in with a song I feel fits the mood and story perfectly, Someone Said Goodbye, by Enya.

The chronicle of the rise and fall of the Four Original Dragons. *06/20/12- Editing back in progress*

Mary muses on her and Bert's history together while he sings to her. Takes place during 'Jolly Holiday'. Can be taken as MaryBert friendship or romance.

Some nights he waited, hoping to see what he knew he probably wouldn’t for some time. The outline of a person, umbrella and carpetbag in hand, descending from the black, sooty London heavens like a goddess in a daisy covered hat. [Bert x Mary]

What becomes of Mary Poppins after she's left the Banks family? What are her thoughts one night as she looks after a new charge, an infant? I'll leave you to figure out what amour en échange means. Vignette. Read and Review!

Following his narrations at Cherry Tree Lane, Bert wanted to tell Mary's story to the world but this mysterious woman's tale consists of a facet that even her dearest friend could never know: a debt that must be paid. For the Walt Disney movie. UPDATED

I just can't stop writing these. We know I own nothing. Alright so Bert can't stand being only Mary's friend what does she have to confess to get him to stay? Mary & Bert obviously

What happens when Mary's tape messure says something besides Practically perfect in everyway. Mary&Bert

Mary & Bert come to the rescue of Michael & Jane after the Titanic sinks and kills their parents.

Why does Mary Poppins want every second Tuesday off? A short fluffy fan fic about what she does on her day off. Please read and review.

How did Mary Poppins know Bert before? And who exactly is Uncle Albert? Based of the novel and movie of Mary Poppins.

[Oneshot, ChaseWuya] The devil makes work for idle hands. Wuya is restless, and today, Chase will allow it. [Mature Content.]

Before the children, before the magic, before becoming practically perfect, she was just another kid...and my best friend.' Bert recalls the day quirky little Mary decided to become the Perfect Nanny. ONESHOT

One-Shot. Mary Poppins is feeling under the weather, and Bert, Jane, & Michael spend a comical day trying to tend to her and keep the house under control. How bad can things get when Mary Poppins isn't on her feet? A fun short story, MaryBert implied.

What if Bert didn't leave after dancing on the roof tops?

Oneshot. Cursed to be practically perfect, senseless, heartless, trapped within her duty, the day finally comes when the spell is broken. He always thought that she was real, but she's divine. MaryBert.

Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking. MaryBert

This is the story of Mary Poppins' first assignment BEFORE MOVIE TIME and throughout the fic you'll unravel her past.

Mary Poppins' daughter and Anabell Banks play a strange game called Life

Mary is back in London and happens to run into Jane and Michael. What strange tales are they telling her and how will she ajdust?

Why Mary Poppins is resistant to love and what happens when she looses her resistance

The smoke stacks, the busy people, the rushing cabs, and the church steeples all combined to make her give on of her rare, small, smiles. Mary Poppins tries to decide just why she likes London so much. [ONESHOT]

MaryBert. Just my thoughts about their relationship. My first story.

What might have happened after Mary flew away at the end of the movie? Mary & Bert

Mary and Bert finally get it together!