- Updated: 6/22/06 22:44 -

Mmmkay... well, I've had a profile here before, and frankly... it sucked. My story ideas all went down the tubes and my writing style was complete and utter shit. This time around, I'm gonna take it a little more slowly... chances are, if something has been posted here, the it's been mulled around for two months or so, written for a few weeks, and edited by two or more friends for at least a week. Keeping that all in mind...

Name: Classified; they like to call me "Tater Salad"... seriously, call me whatever, as long as I can tell you're talking to me. 'Tsuki-san' or 'Tsukiyami-sama' will be acceptable.

Location: Philadelphia suburbs (for the geographically illiterate, that's in southeastern Pennsylvania)

Age: 16 (well, close enough... I'M ALMOST THERE!)

Grade (2006-07): Junior in High School (11th grade)

Hair: short, dark blonde/light brown (depends on how you look at it)

Eyes: green; blue-green w/contacts in (My eyes are BAAAD)

Height: 5'8"

Gender: Male, and I'm proud of it!

Anime/Manga likes: Inuyasha, Bleach, Naruto, sometimes Hellsing, Ghost in the Shell: SAC 2nd GIG, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Fullmetal Alchemist

Pairings: (yes, I am not a romanceaphobic!)

Inuyasha: InuSan, InuKagura...umm, that's about it, everything else is on a by-read basis

Naruto: NaruTem, GaaHin, NaruTen, NejiTen (TenTen is too underappreciated!) any straight pairing with Choji (the poor guy deserves some luck in love)

Bleach: IchiYoru, RenjiRukia, IchigoOrihime, SadoTatsu, MatsuHitsu

In general: anything well-written, believable, and not too cheesy or perverted

Pairing dislikes:

Inuyasha: InuKag, InuKik, SanMir

Naruto: NaruSaku, NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTem

Bleach: IchigoRukia, IshidaOrihime

In general: things that are too stereotypical or shallow; also, almost any Yaoi! WHEN DID EVERY ANIME GUY TURN GAY! Seriously, unless it's actually a confirmed and obvious part of the series, I won't even tolerate it. If it's part of the plot, then I MIGHT give it a once-over... and even then, the other criteria still apply.

If you really want to know why I like/dislike any specific pairing, then e-mail me or something. I'll try to give an honest, thoughtful reply if the question is courteous and serious. If it's a flame, or trying to badger me into changing my mind

TV Shows: Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica (can you tell by now that I get Sci-Fi?) The Daily Show, Mind of Mencia, MythBusters, etc.

Music: Linkin Park, Sum 41, Green Day, Alien Ant Farm, AC/DC, Aerosmith, etc.

Likes: intelligent conversations, fighting (real hand-to-hand or firefights- not that wrestling or Ultimate Fighter crap), anime/manga, computers, guns, video games, science fiction, steak, etc.

Dislikes: level of mental disablility within our government, people who are stupid because they're lazy, people who contradict themselves way too often, pointless small talk, stupid but persistent computer problems (and people), over-use of chatroom abbreviations. Don't do it to look cool; 0nly t3h 1337 c4n 74lk c007 7ik3 t4ht.

If you want to know more about me, then either e-mail me... or you're just plain creepy.

Aftermath- Inuyasha, minor crossovers- After Naraku is defeated, the group starts to drift apart. Follow them from the beginning of the rest of their lives. Pairings TBA.

Status: Chapter 1 is 20 percent (?) complete