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Joined 09-14-12, id: 4256176, Profile Updated: 02-06-15
Author has written 3 stories for Sherlock, and Supernatural.

Hi. It's me.
I literally can't believe you are looking at my fanfic profile.
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I am on Tumblr. (my blog).

If anybody is interested my Sherlock ships are Mormor and Molliarty and maybe Sheriarty
Supernatural: Sabriel, Megstiel, Maybe Destiel a bit
Good Omens: Air Conditioning/Ineffable Husbands (argh!!!)

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Pizza Reading Painting Reading Fandoms: Good Omens, Supernatural, Welcome to Night Vale, Doctor Who, Marvel, Sherlock, Homestuck, Harry Potter, etc... Music: Fall Out Boy, AC/DC, Panic! at the Disco, Awolnation, Metallica, Green Day, etc... Authors: Ali Sparkes, Anthony Horowitz, J.K. Rowling, Arthur Conan Doyle, Christopher Paolini, etc... Origami Reading etc
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Strings of a Web by heyitsgmats reviews
A psycho is on the loose, and neither Sherlock nor Jim is happy about it. Especially when a certain pathologist gets involved. What happens to be a showdown between mirror images of each other, turned for the worse. As a new player joins in to capture one Molly Hooper. (sherlolliarty fic)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,851 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
SWIGGITY SWAG by Corrosivestorytime reviews
My first crackfic. Please review my other stories.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 9/21/2014
Love Interruption by thischarmingpsychopath reviews
Moriarty is back from the dead, and there's a certain morgue worker he's had on his mind. Rated M for some smut scenes and for later chapters. Molliarty
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,929 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty] Sherlock H., Sebastian M./Seb
Toby by blueskydog reviews
A Pre-Reichenbach Adventure. A stray dog turns up on the front step of 221B Baker Street. John knows that there's more to this dog's story than meets the eye, but Sherlock will have nothing to do with it. John tries to figure out where the dog came from, but there are some mysteries only Sherlock Holmes can solve...or so it seems.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,522 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
The Gothic Murders by This is The Phantom Lady reviews
DI Celia Yellow is desperately trying to solve the case of a serial killer who targets young gothic girls; just like her own daughter. Sherlock Holmes is itching for a case. Celia Yellow is not ready to take the risk of allowing Sherlock to help just yet. And all the while more young girls falls victim of the serial killer. Can she be convinced?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,789 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper
Games We Play by Sidonh reviews
In which Sherlock draws yet another soul to his crime solving escapades by the simple virtue of him not being as boring as the rest of his peers. The only problem was that she was a criminal and criminals should really stay away from detectives. It wasn't how her return to London was supposed to go. But then, at least dead bodies are more original than welcome-home parties.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 127,863 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., OC
The Copper's Beeches by Garmonbozia reviews
A retired D.I. gives a recovered addict a job, and a home, and a reason to smile. Then he insists she dye her hair, and disappears three times a day into the woods. This is no simple act of charity. There are much, much nastier things going on in Hampshire. (Modern adaptation of The Adventure Of The Copper Beeches, set 6 months after HLV - rated for mentions of drug use)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,042 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
A Story For Children by Garmonbozia reviews
Bedtime involves cocoa, arguments and, of course, a story. But these are smart, demanding children. Once upon a time just isn't going to cut it. UPDATE: Sherlock is *not at all* enjoying tying Mycroft to the office chair. It is a totally necessary precaution and he is certainly not, in any way, enjoying it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,506 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 3/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Serendipity by Hold-my-tea reviews
Molly Hooper and Sebastian have a chance meeting in a cemetery and discuss a dead criminal, although not everything is left to chance. One-shot. Mormor, Molliarty, Sheriarty, Molly/Sebastian
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Who'd Have Thought? by Demmmy reviews
"Who'd have thought a mouse and a spider could love each other?" A Molliarty drabble-ish story.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2013 - DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
The Moon and the Suns by I'm Over There reviews
Sequel to The Mouse and the Spider. Jim Moriarty and Sherlock Holmes play possum. Molly Hooper keeps the fox and the hound chasing their tails instead of each other. After all, it takes a mouse to scare an elephant. But some wild beasts can never be tamed. They have to be broken. And meanwhile, far from Molly's little zoo, the animal kingdom is preparing for war...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 258,806 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
I Will Burn The Heart Out Of You by A Ceramic Girl reviews
A series of short, unconnected Molliarty vignettes exploring the inevitable fate of a relationship between two such people. Angst-heavy. Rating subject to fluctuation.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper
The Greatest Game Of Them All by Cherish the look of surprise reviews
Molly's playing a game, but the rules are about to change. Slight dark!Molly and Molliarty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
The Mouse and the Spider by I'm Over There reviews
Jim Moriarty gets bored. Molly Hooper gets lonely. They're just two planets revolving around the brilliant sun that is Sherlock Holmes, drawn in by his gravity. And his light. But everybody needs distractions...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 236,244 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
So I Stayed in the Darkness with You by Willow Capelle reviews
Written for the Shernanigans Party. Molliarty drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
Cas' Milkshake by zeppx reviews
It brings all the boys to the yard.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 122 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The First Shapeshifter by Shocktober reviews
The story of wolf-boy!
Shapeshifter, Ali Sparkes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,723 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Patrick W., Owen H. - Complete
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Green Eyes reviews
When a girl almost drowns in a river as a child, leaving her with no memory of her life before that point, strange things happen around her. Plagued with hallucinations and paranoia she seeks to escape her problems by going from England to America but misfortune seems to have followed her across the pond and with two nosy brothers poking around it's hard to stay under the radar.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Sam W., Dean W., OC
Psychopaths Anonymous reviews
Molly Hooper had never really been paid that much attention by anyone. Up until recently she had cared an awful lot about her friends but now she seemed to be caring less and less. Finding herself in an untimely and hazardous situation she discovered that help can come from the least likely of places. (bit of gore)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
Already Broken - a oneshot
A few lines of computer code. One of the biggest security threats in history. Both Mycroft and Moriarty need information but which one will break first? warning- torture and gore
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Mycroft H., J. Moriarty - Complete