We love Pegasus! That's all you need to know! Oh, and we love Valmont, too. Pegasus + Valm the happiest day in our lives. Hey, just because we're turned on by old men with white hair! We enjoy luring children into sewers by stealing their boats and yelling out "Come get your boat!" Also, one day, Casey will own a restaurant called "1001 Ways to Eat a Baby" and this is what will happen in it:

Malakie walks into restaurant*
Malakie: You kidnapped my kids and I want them back, Casey!
Casey: Would you like that medium rare or well done?
Malakie: *sighs deeply* Medium rare...

Oh yeah, and Malakie will have thousands of husbands, and loads of kids, and her favorite son will be the Thousand Eyes Restrict (Pegasus's son) and will much ressemble her.

Malakie: I love Yu-gi-oh! It's my favorite show! Hey, I rhymed!
Casey: What's the time? Hey! So did I!
Malakie: Mmmmmmmmmmm... pie.

Later that day...

Casey: I love Pegasus! He's my favorite character! Hey, I rhymed!
Malakie: I'm hungry... Hey! So did I!
Casey: Mmmmmmmmmmmm... cake.

Even later...

Malakie: I love being lazy! It's my favorite thing to do!
Casey: Malakie, shut the hell up!
Malakie: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... non-gelatenated, artificialy flavoured, dairy products.

Allergy pie rocks!

Casey: Malakie! Shut your noise hole!
Malakie: You shut your pie hole!
Casey: Maybe you can't tell me to shut my pie hole cause I don't eat pie because I'm allergic to it!
Malakie: I saw you eating pie yesterday! Your eating pie right now!!!!!!
Casey: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... pie... I mean... yeah... well... that's special allergy pie!
Malakie: If you can't eat pie then you can't eat other pastries either!
Casey: There's a difference between pie and other inferior pastries!
Malakie: No there isn't!
Casey: Then why would I need allergy pie!!!!!?????

Yeah... Sadly enough that conversation actually did happen... along with the ryhming ones... He he... allergy pie. *both start humming theme to Bananas in Pyjamas*

Casey: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... various genres of cake...
Malakie: What?! Do you think you're all better than everyone cause you use the word genre?!
Casey: No, I think I'm better than everyone cause I have cake.
Malakie: *sob* I'm so inferior.

Yep, we're obsessed with cake and pie. One day we're going to host a late night documentary on pie.

He he, here's a little antic that occured just the other day...

Casey and Malakie have just returned from buying their first pack of Legend of Blue Eyes White Dragon cards*
Malakie: *pulls out Magic Card intitled "Vile Germs"* I've got Vile Germs!!!
Casey: *is laughing hysterically*
Malakie: What?

Personal bios:

Casey: The fanfic page manager (the brains of the operation). She does all the work and the typing. She is cool. Also, she enjoys writing irritatingly long bios which most people probably don't even read. Like Malakie, she is obsessed with saying "Come get your boat!" SHE IS SPARTACUS!!!
FAVORITE YU-GI-OH MONSTER: Witty Phantom (I LOVE WITTY PHANTOM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!)
FAVORITE YU-GI-OH CHARACTER: PEGASUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!
OTHER NOT SO OBVIOUS FAVORITE CHARACTER: Yami Bakura and Kaiba (it's so hard to decide!)
FAVORITE YU-GI-OH MAGIC CARD: Change of Heart

Malakie: The scary one. She's trying to kill us all. Unfortunately for her, she cannot alter the contains of this web page considering her computer is crap. She likes shiny objects.
FAVORITE YU-GI-OH MONSTER: Ancient Elf and Neo the Magic Swordsman
FAVORITE YU-GI-OH CHARACTER: PEGASUS!!!!!!!!!!! DUH!!!!!
OTHER NOT SO OBVIOUS FAVORITE CHARACTER: Joey
FAVORITE YU-GI-OH MAGIC CARD: Monster Reborn (yeah, she's obsessed with this card)

Gareth: We felt like writing about him cause he's an old bag and we may include him in later stories along with the two Kyles and Steven. He occasionaly loafs around Casey's house and is a Wale (he's from Welsh, hehe... Wales from Welsh...)
FAVORITE YU-GI-OH MONSTER: He doesn't have one. Hence: we hate him.
FAVORTIE YU-GI-OH CHARACTER: Bakura... we think...
FAVORITE YU-GI-OH MAGIC CARD: Change of Heart

Kyle 1: He is also a loafing old bag. We put up with him cause he enjoys Yu-gi-oh and we could whoop him at the card game any day.
FAVORITE YU-GI-OH MONSTER: Gate Guardian
FAVORITE YU-GI-OH CHARACTER: Kaiba
FAVORITE YU-GI-OH MAGIC CARD: Soul Exchange

Kyle 2: This is the second Kyle we know. Well, Casey knows him at least. Malakie has never actually met him. He lives in a distant far away city that we're all too lazy to go to. Malakie enjoys calling him an overstuffed turkey online and little else is know of him except that he is like Casey in nearly every way.
FAVORITE YU-GI-OH MONSTER: Red Eyes Black Dragon
FAVORITE YU-GI-OH CHARACTER: Mai... we all know why... *cough cough*
FAVORITE YU-GI-OH MAGIC CARD: We don't have a clue...

Steven: HE DOESN'T LIKE PEGASUS! MUST KILL STEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Casey: Heh-heh-heh-heh... hahahaha... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I love bios.
Malakie: Dude, you're probably gonna run out of room soon.
Casey: So? *whips out metal spoon from pocket*
Malakie: AH! Shiny object! I'm distracted!!!
Casey: Heh-heh-heh... Bios 4 life!!!
*Gareth walks into room*
Gareth: I love Wales.
Malakie: Yeah, we know you love Welsh. You're such a Wale.
Gareth: *sighs in annoyance* I'm a Welsh from Wa-
Malakie: Hey Casey! We should go to Welsh and meet Gareth's family!
Casey: Malakie, they're not a family. They're called a pod. Don't you know anything?
Malakie: *is once again too distracted by spoon to respond*
*Kyle 1 and Kyle 2 walk into room to find Gareth twitching crazily from the overdose of insanity*
Kyle 1: What happened to him?
Malakie: I LOVE PEGASUS!!!
Kyle 1: Oh. I see.
Casey: Hey, shouldn't Steven have walked into the room by now?
Malakie: *shifty eyes*
Kyle 2: Oh yeah. I saw Malakie kill him before I came in; he was making fun of Pegasus.
Malakie (to Casey): Oh! So now you think you're all better than everyone cause you're using semicolons!!!
Casey: Hey! If I wasn't writing all this, you wouldn't even know what a semicolon is!
Malakie: So what?!
Kyle 2: *sigh*
Malakie: Hey, look! It's an overstuffed turkey!
Kyle 2: Shut up.
Malakie: Hehehe...
Casey: Hey, Kyle 1! Come get your boat! *is waving around a boat with crazy arm motions*
Kyle 1: That's not my boat.
*akward pause*
Casey: Well it is now! So come get it!
Kyle 1: Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr... That's it! I'm never again entering anymore of your sick, twisted fanfic conversations!
Casey: As if you have a choice! I'm writing this all, remember?
Kyle 1: Casey is the greatest. She is so perfect and smart and beautiful.
Casey: He he he...
*Kyle 2 sneaks out back door in fear*
Malakie: Hey! Get back here you overstuffed turkey!!!
Casey: Me so loney.
Malakie: *walks back into room*
Casey: Hey, where's Kyle 2?
Malakie: *pats stomach blissfully* He's gone to a better place... *stares hungrily at Kyle 1*
Casey: Uh, Kyle 1. I'd run if I was you.
Kyle 1: *covers up one of his eyes* Look! I'm Pegasus! I'm Pegasus!!!
Casey: I wish!
Malakie: Man, I haven't said anything for a while.
Casey: It always "Me, me, me" with you isn't it?
Malakie: Yeah! So!
Casey: Fine! That's it! I'm ending this! My eyes are burning from the computer screen! *gives Steven's dead body an evil glare as she leaves*

Note: We'd like to apologize to everyone who isn't us. Most of these quirks and antics (hehe, antics) were inside jokes, though we tried to explain them as best as possible. Thank you for your well wasted time.

Casey: ^_^
Malakie: ^_^
Gareth: 0~o
Kyle 1: 0~o
Kyle 2: 0~o
Steven: X_X