Call me Fruit Smoothie like most people do. I write so my tamed imagination can run wild so if you don't like the way my stories are set out then that's your problem. Leading back to 'Fruit Smoothie'..well the name says it! I like Fruit Smoothies!( I get the feeling i enjoy them is because i like milk and fruit.. . ) Well if you don't like Smoothies then thats your problem too. It's appreciated if you keep that to yourself. I won't name people..(KEVIN YOU DAMN WHORE). Oh and i'm a swearer and i can't help it. It's who i am. I wonder if you will read my profile..

A Bit About Me:

Well let's just say that I am BRUTALLY HONEST (To me is a good thing) and I discard bright colours but if i'm drawing I usually use bright ones because it is one of those habits after countless art lessons. I like to draw stuff and i like to play on the comp as well as dabble in the field of writing. What can i say? I like to create havoc! Trust me, i've succeeded ruining peoples lives.

I have this really wierd talent with my hands...I can do the 'wave' with them (Not the 'bye' wave but the breakdance type). It's kinda freaky but it's really fun to look at but after a while your the joints in your hands begin to hurt after a while. I can talk really fast but i don't really think that it's a good thing..hmm I need to think about that! Uh..some people say i have a good sense of humour but i think of it more as just humour. Sometimes i say nice jokes sometimes i say really mean jokes that either hurt someone's feelings or pisses them off.

Judging by this, i'm guessing that you think i am a complete retard and a meanie...no?

RANDOM QUOTES THAT I LIKE

1.) There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it.

2.) If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

3.) I know a million ways to always pick the wrong thing to say.

4.) I can see clearly now, the brain is gone.

5.) Does the noise in my head bother you?

6.) I would offer you tea but I don't have any. Water?

7.) Justice is great. Beating someone on the head is NOT justice or great. Beating someone on the head is down right FUNNY.

8.) Most good judgment comes from experience, most experience comes from bad judgment.

9.) Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

10.) I had gone searching for the truth, and found facts instead. I hate that.

11.) I know I am not perfect but I am so close it scares me.

12.) No amount of therapy can ever fix this moment.

13.) I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

14.) Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

15.) If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends

16.) YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE! Or should i say INSANELY CAPABLE!

17.) Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

18.) Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

19.)Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

20.) If my doctor told me i only had six minutes to live, i'd just type a little faster!

21.) Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

22.) It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

23.) Forgive your enemies but never forget their names.

24.) I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

25.) Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

26.) Genius has its limits, stupidity knows no bounds.

27.) A word to the wise is not neccessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.

28.) Why should I tidy my room when the world is such a mess?

29.) I have learnt so much from my mistakes, I think I'll make another one.

30.) God created me just to make you jealous.

31.) It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

32.) Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

33.) A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

34.) A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

35.) A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.

36.) Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

37.) Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

38.) If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

39.) Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll think your on drugs.

40.) I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down.

41.) I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

42.) I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.

43.) The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

44.) You say physco like it's a bad thing.

45.) Those who think they know everything annoys those of us that do.

46.) Normal people worry me.

47.) Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught.

48.) Anger is one letter short of danger.

49.) You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try.

50.) The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

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Well...This is pretty much it! Nothing much to say now so i'll see you around! Read & Review plz~

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