ANBU Captain Peacock knew he had the worst luck when he received the mission scroll to go after Danzo. To kill him. Yeah. That was going to end really well.

Hikigaya Hachiman is the last person on earth who should ever apply to U.A. High School. Yet somehow, he manages anyway. In a world of irrepressible optimism and idealism, these are the adventures of a young man who believes that idealism is a lie.

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

SI/OC insert. The whole rebirth shebang never really interested me, until I was involved. As a waterbender during the Siege of the North with the memories of my past life, things go quite differently than in canon. Some things though, stay exactly (frustratingly) the same. Fair warning: Not much humour, mostly dark themes, but I wouldn't call it angst...

Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?

I was never much like Naruto Uzumaki. Where he was reckless, I was cautious. Where he was loud, I was quiet. Where he was a hero, I was...decidedly not. So what cosmic entity thought it would be a wise idea to pluck me up and put me in Naruto Uzumaki's body? Self-Insert

Add together the choices you make, the environments you're exposed to, and the instincts inherent to your very being and you get the sum of yourself. That doesn't change even if you remember a past life. SI Story.

Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.

Mob never aimed to be a hero. He only wanted to make sure his quirk never hurt anyone ever again. However, an incident that occurs in his third year of middle school spurs him into action despite his wishes. Mob enters into UA academy, the top heroics school in all of Japan, and winds up with several new friends and much more trouble than he bargained for. (By bunnyscribe on AO3)

Taylor Hebert is unknowingly the descendant of a long line of Saiyans, but she doesn't discover her true power until she is saved by a mysterious martial artist.

So were the days of her lives. It was hard eking out a living in the harshest environments. Between the cost of an apartment and the buzzards circling over head, Lien had gotten used to trouble before and after her death. The worst of it comes when her cousin steals a flying buffalo. OC reincarnation. You know the drill.

After a chance encounter that finds Hikigaya becoming a hero of sorts, he finds himself desperately trying not to be thanked for it...and failing at that effort.

AU/multiple points of departure, with the intent to fix/sane-itize/create internal consistency, allowing rational agents to take things to the extreme. Visser Three is competent, the Yeerks are moving rapidly, and the Animorphs are actually trying to win (but are inexperienced and unprepared). Inspired by Worm and HPMOR.

Saving. Restarting. Two concepts in realms far beyond the reaches of reality, but what if it did happen? Especially to a certain loner who swore to never dwell on the past?

Alternate history fic for the We've got Weaverdice podcast, taking place after the 4th episode. Tex, Metric, and Brainfog have surrendered themselves to the PRT, and now Director Manfree has to deal with them. It goes about how you'd expect.

'Twas in a moment of sudden irregularity, that I found my own self thrust into a life not of my choice, by an accident almost entirely of my own volition (Truck-kun was not involved in my death). Now, how to live with this new mask, when I'm used to not wearing any? OC-Insert as Sasuke.

Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?

Horry Patter was a boy who lived under the stairs in a cupboard, and had no friends. One day, a giant man appeared and changed everything. Updates Tuesdays

Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. Will remain unfinished. I DON'T WRITE HERE ANYMORE.

Locked away in a secret government lab with Phantom as her subject, nothing stands between Maddie and the truth... except, perhaps, herself. Complete! Sequel now complete. UPDATE: please read final chapter for post-SoaD event announcements and a deleted scene.

Valentine's Day - a day of love, pink, and chocolates. In the spirit of the coming holiday, Hiratsuka-sensei gives her Modern Japanese periods an assignment: write a love letter. So naturally, Hikigaya writes a love letter to the person he loves the most.

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future. UP FOR ADOPTION.

Coil takes a less-than-friendly interest in the city's newest Tinker.

What if Professor Oak was a reasonable man who didn't send Red out into the world, alone, at age ten? What if Pokémon didn't automatically obey the first person to slap them in a ball, fire-breathing lizards were considered a public safety hazard, and even a weak Thundershock of sufficient amperage could induce lethal ventricular fibrillation?

A retelling of some events set in an alternate universe where the heroes are a little less perfect, Polgara is the bad guy, and Garion has a personality.

(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)

Taylor had always had doubts about what she was doing, even after she had changed her mind on being a superhero. What might have happened if she had focused on all the good she could do if she approached law and order from the other direction? What might have happened if she had given being a supervillain her full commitment?

There's a saying, amongst the men and women of the Land of Fire: You can be a hero, or you can be a Shinobi. There's a response, amongst the men and woman of Team 7: Fuck that. AU.

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

"Mint is extremely invasive. Mint grows and survives, even when starved and poisoned. Better not to plant it at all." Second SI/OC quick fic, inspired by "Catch Your Breath" and "Forethought."

Admiral Tian Jerjerrod tackles the impossible task of building the second Death Star.

Uchiha Sasuke has secrets. Uzumaki Naruto is the Kyuubi reborn. Haruno Sakura might just be the Child of Prophecy. Hatake Kakashi loves porn. Follow these four as they navigate a world where death lurks around every corner, sex is a weapon, and everyone and everything is a means to an end in a massive political war game. AU. M for a reason.

It's a terrible world out there. Sometimes a regular guy might have to take matters into his own hands to ensure that he can get a good night's rest. Sort of complete. Remote possibility of an eventual continuation, but one-shot for now.

AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.

Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. But the story does not end there ...

If Twilight sort of didn't make sense to you before, it really won't make sense to you now. A recharacterization of Bella and a satire of all the things that made you go, "Wait, what?" Dark humor, drama, and snark.

Tony is bringing up his autistic son. The world - and the Avengers - are oblivious. They just think Tony is being typical self when he disobeys orders or just disappears. Encounters through years. Pepper, Rhodey, Natasha, Steve, Thor, Bruce, Clint, the team.

Richard Hale is dumped as a newborn in the Harry Potter world after his untimely death. What will he do when he realizes he shares a roof with the future Lord Voldemort? Read to find out. Self-Insert. No pairings. One-Shot. Character death. Rated M for precaution.

Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...

Solutions to problems may be more troublesome than anticipated. A quick CYOA.

A fan epilogue to LessWrong's modern epic Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, going into why the most popular fan theory was so popular.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

What's Davis, a normal guy from our world who finds himself in the Twilight universe — without a body of his own — to do? I'll tell you what he won't be doing: replacing Bella, saving the galaxy, or changing the storyline of the books until you wonder why you even bother with fanfiction. Post Breaking Dawn. Meta-Twilight (as in, my character is in the book).

ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.

Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.

The Author ends up with all the powers of Superman. Unfortunately...

The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.

This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.

Not all of Alex Mercer's "Evolved" were loyal psychopaths. Some were simply desperate people who Alex thought he could easilly control once he infected them with the "Mercer Virus". Now one of these Evolved, one obsessed with security, finds himself in Equestria. Can this Viral being find peace when his own nature will not allow him to?

Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.

Karase never considered herself to be a sympathetic Yeerk...until she had to infest a broken human host. Revisions of chapter two available!

Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.

All names come from somewhere.

Sometimes, a Mage will summon something, and it won't go quite as they planned.

Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.

Book one of my Wizard Gothic story. Now complete

Minato and Sarutobi had a plan. Kyuubi's presence altered that plan. Now years later one Uzumaki Naruto finds himself ensnared in a web of murder, lies and tragedy and now must face an evil that has long threatened all of the shinobi nations.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

Life as a ninja was suppose to be exciting, and fun, not terrifying and dangerous. I should have paid attention to the anime more... SI OC

Cliffhanger Oneshot: It is the soon to be known Rookie Nine's fifth year at the academy. But until recent events, it looked like that title would not be as you the readers know it. This is because for the past handful of years, one person was missing from the class. One person missing, who has now arrived. And with this new arrival comes a question on everyone's lips. Why now?

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.

Even as a creation of destruction, Stitch couldn't understand the concept of 'death'.

Sometimes things can go perfectly. Sometimes they go horribly. And sometimes...sometimes you barely break even.

Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.

One, two, three, four. All seven pixelated building blocks hop into the air, just like that.

Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.

A self-insert OC finds out she's not as alone as she thought. Far from it, in fact. Oneshot, parody.

With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.

My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.

Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.

Someone's figured out a way to save lives that involves painkillers, regeneration, and a lot of surgery. It's not much fun for the Doctor - but it's saving people, and isn't that always worth the price? Warning for mild gore.

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

One shot of what might have happened if Sakura had been less obsessed and less blind

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP

The end of the Fourth Shinobi World War was the herald of greatness, and an era of peace and prosperity was ushered in on the shoulders of a legend. In the world of shinobi, however, nothing is ever as it seems. And five years later, all is not well.

So after about four months of tests, the doctor had confirmed to his mother what was wrong with Red. "Your child is mute," A novelisation of the generation one games.

A scyther is captured, and she hates it - right up until she doesn't. Whether this is a good thing or not depends on who you ask.

The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.

The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.

A frozen kid in a locked room on a navy base. The NCIS team think they have seen it all, but this time the case might just prove them wrong.

Superboy is deaged. While Young Justice looks for a cure Batman sticks Clark Kent with babysitting duties.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

Two months after the outbreak, a widow finally finds peace. A goodbye is sometimes all that is needed. ONE SHOT.

::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::

A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.

Imagine a world that no longer trusted Superman after he fell victim to Darkseid's ploy of turning him against Earth. Imagine a world that succeeded in driving away its former hero. And all its defenders. What would be left?

Silence has fallen, but the Doctor is screaming in the dark, immobile and imprisoned. AU from The Pandorica Opens.

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

On the day the Kyuubi rampages, the Fourth Hokage uses a different technique. One day in his life had he lived to see his son grow; to see his village flourish. Minato-as-Hokage.

It was not something I did often. Regretting meant admitting I was wrong, admitting I was wrong is a sign of weakness...and I couldn't afford to be weak-But perhaps I could allow myself to indulge in regret just this once." *No longer a Oneshot*

Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.

A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.

AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.

The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.

The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.

No one chooses to be the Vampire Slayer. But what if someone found out that they were the Slayer? And not just any Slayer. What if someone... some fan... woke up as Buffy Summers, the Vampire Slayer? Welcome to Sunnydale.

In his home country of Latveria, it's Doctor Doom who is the hero, and Reed Richards who is the villain... Rating is for sexual content.

[alternate 107] Since the very beginning, Yagami Raito had known it could come to this. And he had planned accordingly.

“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]

Who knows what keeps Beast Boy coming back? His nose knows.

After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

Michael's life takes a turn for the worse when he pisses off Jesus Christ. There is only one suitable punishment for his abuse of the Ranma universe . . .