Writing the actual Proper Care and Feeding of Samtastic Manual would be quite difficult. This is my one-shot to do so at the request of dancergrl1.

Everyone on Team One thinks they know the rookie; he's the shoot first, ask questions later military type. What will they do when they find out their new rookie has a secret none of them knew about—a special little secret with blonde hair and blue eyes, just like her daddy? New chapter up!

When Chris's Mama doesn't answer the phone he gets worried and drives to see her.

Sam's ability to sleep anywhere became a running joke with Team One. The team found him asleep in some strange places during their shifts and off shift too. The first time Ed found Sam sleeping he laughed and told Sam that it was an unacceptable nap location. After a few times of finding Sam asleep in odd places the Unacceptable Nap Location list was born. That list was growing.

Dr. Fraser said to Sam "It's a hairline fracture of the Zygomatic bone. You will …." Sam interrupted "Ah crap, I'm done. That's it! No more!" Ed asked "What do you mean no more?" Sam sighed heavily "A to Z, I've hit them all now. No more letters for injuries." - Pure Sam whump, 26 ways Sam is injured/ill/hurt. Z & A (chaps 1 & 2) are one story but B to Y are individual stories.

Things got a little rough during training. Can Sam keep his injury from the team or will it put them all at risk? One shot.

He set her blood on fire. He questioned her and challenged her at every step she took. But as their bodies entertwined and he granted her the whiteness she craved so much Clarke couldn't help but get addicted to him, Bellamy. And he was just as addicted to her.

Clarke gets really affectionate when she's tired and it isn't in Bellamy's nature to just walk away.

Porthos couldn't understand why Uncle Trip said Malcolm Reed was a hard person to get to know. All you had to do was watch.

News of Lieutenant Malcolm Reed’s tragic death hits everyone hard... naturally Malcolm’s rather annoyed to find he’s the last one to know...

After Malcolm is injured, Hoshi is assigned the task to search his cabin.